Masterchef 2016

Great news! Last nights pressure test ratted at 1.09 million and ranked 4th for the night only behind the news and managed to beat the voice! It won all 3 demos and was the most watched entertainment program of the night! Great job channel TEN!

...that's great news Dennis... cheers.
 
...by the way Dennis... have you noticed that I always say your name as many times as possible?... that's because it was my late fathers name... (he always hated his name)... every time that I see your name it reminds me of him... he was a great father and a great mate to me... just saying... lol!... cheers.
 
...Jeez!...after last night's 74 steps debacle tonight's show is more like it's supposed to be thank God... all that 'it's all about the theatre of it all' shit really gets up my feckles... how come when Gary or Matt or George do a 'Masterclass' episode they just slop it on the plate and say "taste that"... where's the 'theatre' of it all then?... it's such a wank... cheers.
 
Hi gang! I'm here in spirit, will catch up later. I'm not that fussed on eclairs either, a bit too sickly sweet. Is it wrong of me to hope Chloe doesn't win the immunity pin tonight?

...hey Meglos... welcome my friend... enjoy it when you can albeit some hours later... I hope that she doesn't either... cheers.
 
...Jeez!...after last night's 74 steps debacle tonight's show is more like it's supposed to be thank God... all that 'it's all about the theatre of it all' shit really gets up my feckles... how come when Gary or Matt or George do a 'Masterclass' episode they just slop it on the plate and say "taste that"... where's the 'theatre' of it all then?... it's such a wank... cheers.
Because none of them are capable of doing 74 steps? Do as I say, not as I do.
 
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