Love Island Australia 2021

[sav0001]

I heard it was because there was a COVID case. Casting seems to be alright I think.

The COVID case was a crew member from I'm A Celeb. The same production company is behind Love Island too.

 

[Affable]

Also hard to know if romantic interest is really reciprocated or faked to get further in the game. I think some people go on these shows with other priorities.

True, that’s another thing. I’d fall in love with the wrong person and get played in the end. Lucky I am not on this show.

 

[Columbo]

True, that’s another thing. I’d fall in love with the wrong person and get played in the end. Lucky I am not on this show.

Lucky for me it's scientifically impossible for me to fall in love, so I wouldn't have that problem.

 

[Expressive]

They should do a divorcee's version of Love Island Australia. I don't know Krissy Marsh's relationship status but if she's divorced or separated I think she'd be a good choice.

 

[Affable]

They should do a divorcee's version of Love Island Australia. I don't know Krissy Marsh's relationship status but if she's divorced or separated I think she'd be a good choice.

I heard Lisa Oldfield is single now

 

[Columbo]

Haven't there been divorced people on love Island?

 

[Affable]

Haven't their been divorced people on love Island?

Kim? That hairdresser lady from the Gold Coast or whatever?

 

[Expressive]

Wouldn't be surprised if hairdressing is the most common occupation for women in the Gold Coast.

 

[Columbo]

Kim? That hairdresser lady from the Gold Coast or whatever?

Had to google her to be reminded of her.

 

[Affable]

Hooray for the betters!

 

[Columbo]

Hooray for the betters!

For without them the world would be empty!

 

[Affable]

For without them the world would be empty!

At least I am smarter than them.

 

[Columbo]

At least I am smarter than them.

True. At least that's something.

 

[Affable]

Bold prediction for this season: I won’t find any of them attractive.

 

[Columbo]

Bold prediction for this season: I won’t find any of them attractive.

Ohh that is bold. Is that unusual for you?

 

[Affable]

Ohh that is bold. Is that unusual for you?

Yes. That’s why it is bold.

Any bold predictions?

 

[Columbo]

Yes. That’s why it is bold.

Any bold predictions?

I'll be attracted to one particular woman on the show until she is inevitably eliminated. Then the cycle will begin anew.

 

[Columbo]

I just realised I'll be an hour behind watching the betters because of stupid daylight savings.

 

[Affable]

I just realised I'll be an hour behind watching the betters because of stupid daylight savings.

Well, at least you get to watch the betters. I cannot wait to see them.

 

[Columbo]

Well, at least you get to watch the betters. I cannot wait to see them.

True, even an hour behind, I still feel a sense of privilege in watching the betters. For it is an education I really need. An education to show me my place in society.