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I would rather sit through the BB07 Finale panto than listening to these HMs trying to sing. omg…
 
Colin has said the word “bro” a staggering 678,000 times in just 23 days. That’s an average of one “bro” every 2.9 seconds, which is faster than most people blink, breathe, or regret their life choices.Scientists now believe Colin has evolved beyond normal human speech. Linguists are calling it “Bro-lingualism,” a rare condition where 50% of the vocabulary is replaced by a single sacred syllable. The other 50% is just heavy mouth-breathing and the occasional tragic “brev” thrown in like a participation ribbon. He is an equal-opportunity “bro”-er:
  • Male housemates? Bro.
  • Female housemates? Bro.
  • His own reflection? Bro.
  • The house goldfish? Bro.
  • His mum on the phone? “Love ya, bro.”
  • Big Brother during an eviction speech? “Thanks for the opportunity… bro.”
Experts predict that by Christmas, Colin will achieve Total Bro Enlightenment: a state where he simply vibrates at the frequency of the word “bro” and communicates telepathically with every dude, every chick, and every sentient pot plant in a 50 km radius.The few remaining “brev” attempts are now treated like endangered species. Whenever one slips out, the house falls silent, a single tear rolls down a producer’s cheek, and someone whispers, “He’s trying… he’s growing…” before Colin immediately relapses with a triumphant 47 “bro” combo to make up for lost time At this friggin rate, the finale will just be three hours of Colin staring into camera, whispering “bro… bro… bro…” while the prize money is quietly slid across the table like hostage ransom. Australia, we don’t deserve this. Someone please MAKE IT STOP!!!!
 
I don’t mind it, feels like a classic BB task to me. Much shorter of course. I don’t understand how they got so out of time with the song though.. actually I take that back, they are incapable of listening!
 
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Colin has said the word “bro” a staggering 678,000 times in just 23 days. That’s an average of one “bro” every 2.9 seconds, which is faster than most people blink, breathe, or regret their life choices.Scientists now believe Colin has evolved beyond normal human speech. Linguists are calling it “Bro-lingualism,” a rare condition where 50% of the vocabulary is replaced by a single sacred syllable. The other 50% is just heavy mouth-breathing and the occasional tragic “brev” thrown in like a participation ribbon. He is an equal-opportunity “bro”-er:
  • Male housemates? Bro.
  • Female housemates? Bro.
  • His own reflection? Bro.
  • The house goldfish? Bro.
  • His mum on the phone? “Love ya, bro.”
  • Big Brother during an eviction speech? “Thanks for the opportunity… bro.”
Experts predict that by Christmas, Colin will achieve Total Bro Enlightenment: a state where he simply vibrates at the frequency of the word “bro” and communicates telepathically with every dude, every chick, and every sentient pot plant in a 50 km radius.The few remaining “brev” attempts are now treated like endangered species. Whenever one slips out, the house falls silent, a single tear rolls down a producer’s cheek, and someone whispers, “He’s trying… he’s growing…” before Colin immediately relapses with a triumphant 47 “bro” combo to make up for lost time At this friggin rate, the finale will just be three hours of Colin staring into camera, whispering “bro… bro… bro…” while the prize money is quietly slid across the table like hostage ransom. Australia, we don’t deserve this. Someone please MAKE IT STOP!!!!
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Anyone doubing this. Here's a clip of Bro.

https://streamable.com/vvzeor
 
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