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For real tho I hope next year is atleast 6 weeks at the minimum but with the situation at Paramount fuck knows if they’ll give room for the budget. Key demos look good for certain brands tho. This should probably be in a different thread soz…

Fit out costs should be a bit less as well.
 
Did anyone else catch that comment Colin made about his noms power. "I'll look after you bro" he said to Bruce.

Anyway... I've been recapping for 8 hours today 😭 I need to log off and chill because these housemates are giving me the shits.

If anyone can take over some late shift updates... as always it would be greatly appreciated ❤️

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And so, the glorious TEMU edition of Big Brother limps on for another week, because apparently even pound-shop drama deserves a renewal.

In a plot twist that shocked literally nobody with functioning eyelids, Holly wasted zero time nominating her bedroom rodeo partner, Mr. Fartyman, for HOH. Sources close to the doona confirm she spent the previous night giving him intensive “HOH survival training” (translation, whispering sweet instructions while practicing advanced tonsil hockey under the sheets). She even drew him a chore chart titled “How to Be HOH 101” and circled the filthiest jobs for the housemates she hated in red lipstick for extra emphasis.

Alas, poor Mr. Bro Fartyman now faces the ultimate tragedy, sleeping diagonally across a single bed with nobody to rub noses with, nobody to exchange 3 a.m. saliva samples, nobody to serenade with his disgusting stinky farts and gastric belches. Ohhh the Romeo and Juliet of it all..

Truly, this is peak TEMU Big Brother, where the nice, normal people get vilified as “fake, performative and even worse” and the human equivalents of a vending-machine sandwich get handed the keys to the kingdom. All hail the cheapest, tackiest, most off-brand season in reality TV history now with a guaranteed 70% more bro farts and 100% more mind numbing drivel! Roll on next week, legends.
 
deadasdisco said:
For real tho I hope next year is atleast 6 weeks at the minimum but with the situation at Paramount fuck knows if they’ll give room for the budget. Key demos look good for certain brands tho.

Fit out costs should be a bit less as well.
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6 minimum, 7-8 would be ideal, no more than that next year. Focus on good production quality. Until they get their heads screwed on, runs like a 15 week, 101 day 2013 season are little more than a pipedream. A still shorter than average but good quality season would be a million times better than three months of slop.
 
Assuming we have two more evictions until the final, the next noms will likely be Coco, Vinnie and Bruce. Don't know if Farts McGee will save any of them.
 
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