Episode I'm A Celebrity 2025: Episode 5

[Lightning McQueen]

…my god Lightning… that was one mighty quick Photoshop my friend… no wonder you’re called ‘Lightning McQueen’ lol!… cheers.

Nah, it's more the premature ejaculation

Also that's a Snapchat job

 

[February]

Oh no, what revolting food is arriving now!

 

[Lightning McQueen]

…why does Zac remind me of Don Burke?… cheers.

I can see it...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Which series of MAFS was Samantha in. I just tried googling it and just don't remember her at all, abs I've watched them all!
Please don't tell me my mind is on its way out

…Febs… lots of people drink alcohol to forget… maybe you need some to remember?… (like I do lol!)… cheers.

 

[Cowie]

I recognise that voice

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Which series of MAFS was Samantha in. I just tried googling it and just don't remember her at all, abs I've watched them all!
Please don't tell me my mind is on its way out

You actually watched that?

I've had bowel movements more entertaining

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

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I can see it...

…again… really fast… wow!… cheers.

 

[February]

…Febs… lots of people drink alcohol to forget… maybe you need some to remember?… (like I do lol!)… cheers.

They're all so forgettable. I've said it a million times over, from Big Brother to the latest reality programs. Unless they've made some sort of statement, they fade into obscurity!

 

[Cowie]

Catherine McClements I think the new celeb sounds like

 

[February]

You actually watched that?

I've had bowel movements more entertaining

Yeah, your wee dump there looks familiar. I watch a load of shit

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…it’s always fun having your quick witted humour on here Lightning lol!… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

Which series of MAFS was Samantha in. I just tried googling it and just don't remember her at all, abs I've watched them all!
Please don't tell me my mind is on its way out

Google says 9 season, 2022

 

[February]

Catherine McClements I think the new celeb sounds like

Who is she?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Luxury items:

- A painting set
- Velcro golf balls
- Magic 8 Ball
- A dictaphone
- A blowup couch
- A lilo
- A footy
- A blowup whale
- A family photo
- Boxing gloves
- A plush warthog
- A disco ball
- Beads

I appear to have miscounted somehow and still can't believe nobody has thought of a deck of cards

Do you think Hughesy knows that everything is recorded anyway?

 

[February]

Google says 9 season, 2022

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Thanks Kaz

 

[Kaz]

Who is she?

Was in Water Rats

 

[Cowie]

Who is she?

Water Rats and Rush.

 

[February]

Night, im out. Once again I'll catch up tomorrow. Enjoy xxx

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Night, im out. Once again I'll catch up tomorrow. Enjoy xxx

…nite Febs… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Who do we think this "mega movie star" is?

Probably a woman who was in a single movie three decades ago