Housemate Promo #2 - 1/09 - Gym Junkie / Dion

[Trala]

Not loving the line-up so far... DRINK!

I am!

How can you go wrong with a woman whose butter chicken brings all the boys to the yard and gigantic fucking man-nipples!!!!

Turn that frown upside down, review your line up and ...DRINK!

 

[Tim]

Lots of thiefing of the Dion information going on now. That "Latest BB Goss" website is by far the worst, did a rewrite of the BBB article then keeps saying they posted it first. What a joke.

 

[bleachy_dude]

im guessing housemate 3 will be some young blonde bimbo slut who likes hot guys with big muscles.
this is looking like yet another fail season

There could be anywhere as much as 20 HMs. Do you expect them to cast the whole lot to your liking.

Narcissist much?

 

[Beebeebee]

I am!

How can you go wrong with a woman whose butter chicken brings all the boys to the yard and gigantic fucking man-nipples!!!!

Turn that frown upside down, review your line up and ...DRINK!

Bahaha when you put it like that!! And we all know the there's nothing quite like beer goggles to turn things around

 

[misspuddingface]

Lots of thiefing of the Dion information going on now. That "Latest BB Goss" website is by far the worst, did a rewrite of the BBB article then keeps saying they posted it first. What a joke.

Haters gonna hate! Only jealous because we're so damn amazebawlzz

 

[misspuddingface]

Oh hello you!

Look at you! Bursting with excitement, happiness and anticipation.

Still bitter that the "sluts" prefer their men to be fit and healthy I see.

Go have a Snickers, you are your complete angry unfulfilled self when you're hungry.

Some people just turn into Ray Meagher when they're hungry. Flamin' mongrels.

 

[MADONNA]

He is alright, but how can someone who spends so much time in the gym have such little shoulders?

 

[misspuddingface]

He is alright, but how can someone who spends so much time in the gym have such little shoulders?

Because he has such heavy pepperoni plate sized nips that keep them from being broader. Dem nipz keep draggin' him down.

 

[Beebeebee]

Haters gonna hate! Only jealous because we're so damn amazebawlzz

Every time I hear "haters gonna hate", I think "potatoes gonna potate" from the forums last year!! In every context, I go back to potatoes!

 

[bb-06]

Guys, I have it on good authority that Dion is distantly related to Nick Jonas.

 

[Trala]

Guys, I have it on good authority that Dion is distantly related to Nick Jonas.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OH MY GOD!

That should really come with a warning!

 

[misspuddingface]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OH MY GOD!

That should really come with a warning!

Holy crap of the Lord.

They're bigger than my head.

 

[Trala]

Holy crap of the Lord.

They're bigger than my head.

That is a man who was born to be milked!!

 

[misspuddingface]

That is a man who was born to be milked!!

He could seriously supply China's increasing demand for dairy all by himself.

 

[Longbow]

So I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't party... All he does is work out?... What a bundle of fun and excitement this guy is. Riveting. His arrogance better get him into arguments to make up for the lack of drinking and make a drunken fool of himself. Then again, maybe he'll find a different way to make a fool of himself, they kind of all do.

 

[up_all_night]

 

[MADONNA]

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Good grief, WHY.

 

[up_all_night]

and now the photoshopped version

 

[bleachy_dude]

and now the photoshopped version

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STOP!

 

[MADONNA]

Please put a nipple on each ab.