Consuela only started the thread Witty vs The Clique.
Holy merry go round, Batman.
Boy Wonder what a spunk rat he was.
It's been a huge win today. Trollop has dropped the 'barely tolerate' standby and has committed to 'despising'. That takes energy.
The way he has turned and spoken about another poster speaks volumes worse than anyone else has spoken to said poster, all under the guise of keeping it realzzzzz
******* ODE TO WITTY *********
In the darkness of night
With the moon shining bright
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
The clique has avoided him for so long
Oh Witty Guy
You gonna win these posters by and by
But if you lose, don't ask no question why;
The only game you know is do or die.....
Hard to understand
But a hell of a man
This cat of the mario kart young'uns
Was an elderly chap,wasn't dumb
But a weakness was shown when his hustle was blown
Witty lives alone, yet his mind is his own
The game he plays he plays for keeps
Bantering times with forum peeps
Stays awake, never ever sleeps
Never horny, tho' for reepbot he beeps
Silent life, of passive-aggressive slime
A man of odd circumstance
A victim of Trala's demands
Trying to win her over
* that's all he's really trying to do*
Taking all that he can take
Gambling with the moderators of fate
*Trying to win her over*
For Trala's attention he'll bend over
"Two threads please!"
For a generous fee
Make your BBBAU world what you want it to be
Got a farmhand and gardener he loves desperately
Wants to give them something better than he
Been told he can't be nothing else
Just a forum bully in spite of himself
I know he won't make it
This life he should take it...
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