General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[Tee]

So, who would you fuck to save your child?

You need to find two super revolting people for your opponent to choose from, and they have to choose to fuck one to save their child (or dog for the childless nurse).

Eg:-

Clive Palmer or Tony Abbott?
Ivan Milat or Martin Bryant?
Witty Banter or Bluefin?

All you need is a group of immature people with active imaginations and it can be cry funny.

 

[Tee]

and on a positive note ........

because creppy reepy hit his target of 13k likes - he is only going to post on his own thread, for now - I am so Happy!!!!

Maybe save the celebration. He could always change his mind, like you did every time you squealed you were leaving, or publicly announced you were keeping him on block.

 

[Witty Banter]

You need to find two super revolting people for your opponent to choose from, and they have to choose to fuck one to save their child (or dog for the childless nurse).

Eg:-

Clive Palmer or Tony Abbott?
Ivan Milat or Martin Bryant?
Witty Banter or Bluefin?

All you need is a group of immature people with active imaginations and it can be cry funny.

Happy twentieth public fantasy about me in the beast with two backs act, Trala . Like cockroaches, for every one you know about, there are a dozen more. Be sure to schedule 8-12 months after the deed for leaving messages on my phone of how bad I was, as that seems to be the guide.

 

[Tee]

I am having the worst day. I can't sleep, and I am so tired I feel sick.

Fuck you very much night shift.

 

[Tee]

Happy twentieth public fantasy about me in the beast with two backs act, Trala . Like cockroaches, for every one you know about, there are a dozen more. Be sure to schedule 8-12 months after the deed for leaving messages on my phone of how bad I was, as that seems to be the guide.

You still here anonymously lurking 24/7!

Made a friend yet?

 

[Witty Banter]

I am having the worst day. I can't sleep, and I am so tired I feel sick.

Fuck you very much night shift.

 

[Tee]

Good to see after much ridiculing of others for doing the same thing, you have embraced the fine art of gif's.

Well searched for, then uploaded.

 

[Tee]

How nice is it when people are nice?

So I had a car accident on Friday and the woman whose one week old car I hit was so nice and was offering to call people for me and wait with me which was not necessary at all, and even today after our correspondence is finished and with the insurers she contacted me to make sure I was ok and see if I had needed the ER or anything (I am fine btw). So nice!

Meanwhile the tow truck driver was such a jerk and called me up with many expletives over payment while I was still walking home in the bad heat maybe only half an hour later. Completely unnecessary considering he knew my circumstances, and in fact just generally such a rude way to operate and so unprofessional.

Luckily this kind lady has trumped him. Now if she had sworn repeatedly at me I might have understood.

Did you rear end her?

 

[Affable]

I am having the worst day. I can't sleep, and I am so tired I feel sick.

Fuck you very much night shift.

Welcome to the club of tired and sleepy after long shift.

 

[Tee]

Welcome to the club of tired and sleepy after long shift.

Had a swim and some watermelon and I am now feeling a little less miserable.

Do you do shift work?

 

[Tee]

Omg @Gemini

I think I just saw Justynnnnn on a tv ad!!!

 

[Affable]

Had a swim and some watermelon and I am now feeling a little less miserable.

Do you do shift work?

Just started doing it not long ago. I wish I never did, ha ha

 

[jessy_girl]

Did you rear end her?

Yes

 

[Affable]

Yes

Naughty, naughty!!

 

[Tee]

Just started doing it not long ago. I wish I never did, ha ha

So awful.

Some nurses love it. As far as workload goes it is by far the easiest shift, but as far as me and my lifestyle goes, it is awful. We had two and a half hours without a buzzer last night. Made the two and a half hours drag like five hours.

 

[Tee]

Yes

So horrible.

Were you texting?

Much damage?

 

[jessy_girl]

So horrible.

Were you texting?

Much damage?

Everyone has asked if I was texting - fair enough question since its so common, but no I wasn't, just didn't stop in time. I believe the car in front of her stopped suddenly.

Even going at a relative slow speed due to being a quiet surburban street I still lost that control, quite scary to see how easily it can happen even without an obvious distraction.

Naughty, naughty!!

Well it's not like I did it on purpose!

 

[shaydee]

How nice is it when people are nice?

So I had a car accident on Friday and the woman whose one week old car I hit was so nice and was offering to call people for me and wait with me which was not necessary at all, and even today after our correspondence is finished and with the insurers she contacted me to make sure I was ok and see if I had needed the ER or anything (I am fine btw). So nice!

Meanwhile the tow truck driver was such a jerk and called me up with many expletives over payment while I was still walking home in the bad heat maybe only half an hour later. Completely unnecessary considering he knew my circumstances, and in fact just generally such a rude way to operate and so unprofessional.

Luckily this kind lady has trumped him. Now if she had sworn repeatedly at me I might have understood.

Some people really are assholes.. but I think it says more about their life and how crappy it must be to be so miserable & shouty all the time. I'm glad the lady was nice to you. My Mum was in a car accident after a young girl just pulled out on her.. I went to the accident and after seeing my Mum was ok, I walked over to the young girl to check if she was ok too and her Mum who turned up at the accident a good 10 minutes later, thanked me for being nice to her daughter. When I went over to see if she was ok she thought I was going to shout at her. It was a very very silly accident, totally her fault as she had pulled over to take a phone call (good) but then had pulled back out without looking (not good) but at the end of the day, no-one was hurt & I bet she never does that again without looking. There's no need to be angry and rude and nasty.

I'm glad you are ok after your accident

 

[Tee]

Everyone has asked if I was texting - fair enough question since its so common, but no I wasn't, just didn't stop in time. I believe the car in front of her stopped suddenly.

Even going at a relative slow speed due to being a quiet surburban street I still lost that control, quite scary to see how easily it can happen even without an obvious distraction.



Well it's not like I did it on purpose!

I was actually joking.

I once rear ended a car daydreaming. I was panicked at the thought of taking my first ever flight about five years ago. And I was mentally talking myself through the facts that people fly everyday, flying is safer than driving, if I want to experience the world I have to conquer my fear, mental blah blah blah, then it hit me! I not only have to fly there, but I have to fly back home again - BANG! Straight up the arse the car in front of me, who rightfully stopped for a red light.

It happens to the worst of us.

 

[shaydee]

I think i'm becoming addicted to the smell of moth balls. I will actually go to the supermarket and have a good old whiff of them. This is not a good thing.... right?