You need to find two super revolting people for your opponent to choose from, and they have to choose to fuck one to save their child (or dog for the childless nurse).So, who would you fuck to save your child?
Eg:-
Clive Palmer or Tony Abbott?
Ivan Milat or Martin Bryant?
Witty Banter or Bluefin?
All you need is a group of immature people with active imaginations and it can be cry funny.