General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[Columbo]

Of course it was.



~Don't Ask is the second studio album by Australian singer Tina Arena released by Columbia Records in Australia on 21 November 1994.

It was pure perfection.

 

[Columbo]

Sia writes her own material and writes songs for others as well.
And she has the best hair in the world.

Tina Arena writes her own songs.

 

[Witty Banter]

The reason the album was called Don't Ask is because there were song titles as bad as 'If I was a River'.

 

[Columbo]

The reason the album was called Don't Ask is because there were song titles as bad as 'If I was a River'.

'If I was a river' wasn't a song on the 'Don't Ask' album. And that is an excellent title for a song.

 

[Connoisseur]

Sia writes her own material and writes songs for others as well.
And she has the best hair in the world.

Why do you speak about yourself in the 3rd person? Be proud of your work own it.

Or is the Sia reference some in-joke that I'm completely oblivious due to my absence.

 

[Jam]

Really, dear Reader, a hairdo whose edge you could cut a finger on, is a good hairdo.

 

[Consuela]

Sia writes her own material and writes songs for others as well.
And she has the best hair in the world.

Yeah you've been writing hits for others for years.

 

[Jam]

Why do you speak about yourself in the 3rd person? Be proud of your work own it.

Or is the Sia reference some in-joke that I'm completely oblivious due to my absence.

Maybe I have delusions of grandeur? When I'm being 'edgy' and people say 'See ya!', I'm just mishearing!

EDIT: No, I'm not! I'm just an uber talented well-coiffed legend.

 

[Consuela]

Tina Arena writes her own songs.

Maybe that's the problem.

 

[Columbo]

Maybe that's the problem.

Nothing wrong with her songs that speak to my soul and ensnare my heart. Her lyrics are pure poetry, and her voice is heavenly.

 

[jessy_girl]

Nothing wrong with her songs that speak to my soul and ensnare my heart. Her lyrics are pure poetry, and her voice is heavenly.

You must admit that her speaking voice is full on creepy though.

 

[Witty Banter]

You must admit that her speaking voice is full on creepy though.

And the self-loathing bogan accent is second only to Alex Dimitriades.

 

[Connoisseur]

Maybe that's the problem.

She has a huge fanbase in France that appreciate her talents...apparently.

 

[Jam]

Maybe we need a full-on Sia/Tina sing-off. Bring It On!

 

[Columbo]

You must admit that her speaking voice is full on creepy though.

Creepy? No. What makes you say that?

She has a huge fanbase in France that appreciate her talents...apparently.

France has great taste![DOUBLEPOST=1429615510][/DOUBLEPOST]

Maybe we need a full-on Sia/Tina sing-off. Bring It On!

Tina would win easily.

 

[Columbo]

And the self-loathing bogan accent is second only to Alex Dimitriades.

Bogan accents are awesome.

 

[jessy_girl]

And the self-loathing bogan accent is second only to Alex Dimitriades.

With just the right amount of pseudo posh (read: wanker) from speaking francais

 

[Witty Banter]

 

[Jam]

Creepy? No. What makes you say that?



France has great taste![DOUBLEPOST=1429615510][/DOUBLEPOST]

Tina would win easily.

Hmmmm.

 

[jessy_girl]

Creepy? No. What makes you say that?

It simply is. She has a particularly creepy way of speaking that can even seem terrifying. I actually discussed this once before you joined, long before I ever considered that Tina Arena might be classed as relevant to someone somewhere.