Praise! I agree completely.
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Praise! I agree completely.
Here's a weird fact. Whatever 'colour' they use to make fake banana lollies etc actually trigger my asthma. I think this has actually increased my enjoyment. If I'm otherwise healthy they just kinda slightly tighten my chest and leave this kind of tingly feeling in my chest. I know when to stop so it doesn't turn into a full blown asthma attack. As weird as this sounds, that initial tingly feeling is actually kinda enjoyable.
If I have already got a bit of a cold or am otherwise sick I need to seriously avoid the colour as I can't regulate the amount to keep it on the edge of turning into more serious asthma. I once had to go to hospital after eating one yellow hard boiled lolly when I was already sick.
oh gosh even just typing that out makes me feel like a fool. Haha.
If I have already got a bit of a cold or am otherwise sick I need to seriously avoid the colour as I can't regulate the amount to keep it on the edge of turning into more serious asthma. I once had to go to hospital after eating one yellow hard boiled lolly when I was already sick.
oh gosh even just typing that out makes me feel like a fool. Haha.
In my 10ish years of teaching I always had great relationships with cleaners and groundskeepers. This is really upsetting.
Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be so hard on yourself.
It's okay. I've resigned to the fact that I'll always be fat and gross.
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Oh wow, haha! Living life on the edge, ey bleachy?
Columbo
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It's okay. I've resigned to the fact that I'll always be fat and gross.
I'm sure you aren't fat or gross.
It's okay. I've resigned to the fact that I'll always be fat and gross.
Personally going by the pictures I have seen of you, you are not fat. And you are not gross. You are very cute.
Personally going by the pictures I have seen of you, you are not fat. And you are not gross. You are very cute.
Lies! Deceit!
Not lying here.
Columbo
Never again
I'm not lying either.
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I think you'll find it coaxed a certain limpet off the fence. So you endorse the f*bomb laden talk-like-a-pirate comments or are you re-committing to group-think?
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Fiona
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Going to get a hair cut this morning. My hairdresser works from home which is all well and good except that she or more accurately her husband I think, isn't a fan of opening windows. The house always has that stale, funky, slept in smell. I on the other hand am a fresh air fiend, no matter the weather/season.
Fiona
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jessy_girl
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Yes, same here. On my most recent teaching pracs (ages ago now) I managed to befriend the cleaner on one and then the groundskeeper on another. I'm still friends with the groundskeeper now, and it's unsettling to think about. I don't want the rules to have to change, but maybe they need to.[DOUBLEPOST=1428705440][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hmm yes where is our resident weirdo @CaspersMum??
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Off to the farmers market today, going to buy some yummy yummy veggies!!!
@Khun Khun Yuck I hate it when people don't let fresh air into their house, I'm like you I need windows opened... even in winter.
I hope the hair cut looks good!
@bleachy_dude OMG you need to stop eating all those artificial banana flavoured things, clearly you are allergic to that particular chemical. What happens if one day you eat a lollie or whatever that has A LOT of that flavouring in it.... that's kind of scary.
Oh and I love bananas, probably the only fruit that I eat, I find everything else too sweet, that's probably why I love veggies so much.
Don't eat any banana flavoured things... beside banana bread and that is made with real banana's.
Last year I bought a pack of zooper doopers, just to see what all the fuss is about, now I have this almost full pack sitting in the freeze taking up room. I have no interest in finishing them... I think the pink one had 17g of sugar, I think I am going to throw them in the bin, which makes me sad, because I don't like to waste food, having said that zooper doopers aren't really food, they are basically the foods version of cocaine with all that sugar.
@Khun Khun Yuck I hate it when people don't let fresh air into their house, I'm like you I need windows opened... even in winter.
I hope the hair cut looks good!
@bleachy_dude OMG you need to stop eating all those artificial banana flavoured things, clearly you are allergic to that particular chemical. What happens if one day you eat a lollie or whatever that has A LOT of that flavouring in it.... that's kind of scary.
Oh and I love bananas, probably the only fruit that I eat, I find everything else too sweet, that's probably why I love veggies so much.
Don't eat any banana flavoured things... beside banana bread and that is made with real banana's.
Last year I bought a pack of zooper doopers, just to see what all the fuss is about, now I have this almost full pack sitting in the freeze taking up room. I have no interest in finishing them... I think the pink one had 17g of sugar, I think I am going to throw them in the bin, which makes me sad, because I don't like to waste food, having said that zooper doopers aren't really food, they are basically the foods version of cocaine with all that sugar.
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Experiments are interesting things. Social experiments. Big Brother, occasionally. Whether they succeed or fail, you objectively analyse the results. Whilst historically predictable, it is fascinating to see the triumph of the flock/herd instinct over humiliating defeat, regrouping to oust perceived adversity or threat. Most particularly, and peculiarly, it comes with complete absence of forethought towards the prize or reward. The short-term, overarching aim is to reduce the medication and excitement levels in the pysch ward self harming division, but the actual spoil, the congeniality prize, is:
As of the writing of this comment, I hereby absolve fully, my duty of stewardship, guardianship, babysitting and/or incessant Tina Arena references of the person to be referred to hereon as Stalker A. I formally and officially appoint Bleachey Dude, in his capacity as Chief Hand Holding Officer, anti-self-aggrandisement e-book author with 10 years teaching experience, and future hung jury foreman, as custodian and legal guardian.
He, Bleachey Dude, as Stalker Guardian and Trustee, assumes full, complete and undelegatable responsibilty for the stalking activities of Stalker A towards Stalkee A. These duties include:
-Round the clock deflection of Stalker A engaging in stalking related activities of Stalkee A.
-Prevention of Stalker A advertising or procuring services so as to undertake stalking activities on Stalkee A.
-Round the clock counselling of Stalker A that Stalkee A is not similarly, equally or reciprocally obsessed.
-Round the clock counselling to Stalker A that Stalker A's bunny-boiling, single white female mimicry, faking of veganism interest, liking of Die Antwoord, fitbit unveiled veiled references etc of Stalkee A just makes things worse.
-To listen and deflect Stalker A from likening Stalkee A to Tina Arena and Lynda Day more times than your sanity will allow. Too, too many Tina Arena references.
-Telling Stalker A that Stalkee A's dislike of Tina Arena is not playing hard to get.
-Telling Stalker A that online dating threads are not piquing Stalkee A's interest or jealousy.
-Absolute responsibility for Stalker A's unhealthy obsessional future stalking related activities of Stalkee A.
-Guarantor of Stalkee A's enjoyment and liberty in the context of Stalker A's obsessional 24 hour stalking.
The most perverse part of all this is it's true. Happy hand holding Bleachey Dude. Pinocchio is all yours!
As of the writing of this comment, I hereby absolve fully, my duty of stewardship, guardianship, babysitting and/or incessant Tina Arena references of the person to be referred to hereon as Stalker A. I formally and officially appoint Bleachey Dude, in his capacity as Chief Hand Holding Officer, anti-self-aggrandisement e-book author with 10 years teaching experience, and future hung jury foreman, as custodian and legal guardian.
He, Bleachey Dude, as Stalker Guardian and Trustee, assumes full, complete and undelegatable responsibilty for the stalking activities of Stalker A towards Stalkee A. These duties include:
-Round the clock deflection of Stalker A engaging in stalking related activities of Stalkee A.
-Prevention of Stalker A advertising or procuring services so as to undertake stalking activities on Stalkee A.
-Round the clock counselling of Stalker A that Stalkee A is not similarly, equally or reciprocally obsessed.
-Round the clock counselling to Stalker A that Stalker A's bunny-boiling, single white female mimicry, faking of veganism interest, liking of Die Antwoord, fitbit unveiled veiled references etc of Stalkee A just makes things worse.
-To listen and deflect Stalker A from likening Stalkee A to Tina Arena and Lynda Day more times than your sanity will allow. Too, too many Tina Arena references.
-Telling Stalker A that Stalkee A's dislike of Tina Arena is not playing hard to get.
-Telling Stalker A that online dating threads are not piquing Stalkee A's interest or jealousy.
-Absolute responsibility for Stalker A's unhealthy obsessional future stalking related activities of Stalkee A.
-Guarantor of Stalkee A's enjoyment and liberty in the context of Stalker A's obsessional 24 hour stalking.
The most perverse part of all this is it's true. Happy hand holding Bleachey Dude. Pinocchio is all yours!
shadow2
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What a sad day for her fiancé and family and friends
jessy_girl
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Inspired by this talk of banana things I was craving a banana smoothie so I went on a mission to get one only they had no soy/almond milk so I had to have it with dairy (yuck) and possibly to spite me for my hipster request I could barely taste any banana and it just tasted suspiciously like thick blended milk, ie, gross. So I had to bin it. What a waste of $9.50. Yep, apparently banana smoothies now cost nearly ten bucks.
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