General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[jessy_girl]

Coke and mentos[DOUBLEPOST=1415419910][/DOUBLEPOST]I wonder how she'd take strangers on the internet thinking of things ha husband can put in her..

She'd probably be ok with it.

 

[Miiiiike]

Popping candy, still a no. But what's this malteaser experiment? Hmmmm?

Something best tried with the lights out, unless you like the look of smeared melted chocolate haha

 

[mutleyp]

Coke and mentos[DOUBLEPOST=1415419910][/DOUBLEPOST]I wonder how she'd take strangers on the internet thinking of things ha husband can put in her..

Jumbo Pushpops!!!

 

[iJake]

If you go to Sexyland (of which I'm a card carrying member ) I'm pretty sure they have what I hope would be a "safe version" of popping candy to go all over da dick. Never tried it though... probably because there was that one time I thought it'd be a good idea to, uhm, "wrap" hot salami around... well, you get the idea, lol.

 

[jessy_girl]

How about a zooper dooper up the ham wallet?

 

[Miiiiike]

How about a zooper dooper up the ham wallet?

But which flavour?

 

[mutleyp]

If you go to Sexyland (of which I'm a card carrying member ) I'm pretty sure they have what I hope would be a "safe version" of popping candy to go all over da dick. Never tried it though... probably because there was that one time I thought it'd be a good idea to, uhm, "wrap" hot salami around... well, you get the idea, lol.

I have a card too...

 

[David's beard]

How about a zooper dooper up the ham wallet?

That should be on a bumper sticker

 

[MADONNA]

You can buy "female arousal oil" which is like popping candy except liquid and all-herbal.

It doesn't taste too bad. I've put some on my knob before and the sensation lasted for ages, it was like a really long, awkward bj.

 

[Miiiiike]

You can buy "female arousal oil" which is like popping candy except liquid and all-herbal.

It doesn't taste too bad. I've put some on my knob before and the sensation lasted for ages, it was like a really long, awkward bj.

Have you tried the warming gel/lube. That shits fucked.

 

[iJake]

I have a card too...

Yaaas gurl. We should do brunch and then hit up Sexyland!

 

[jessy_girl]

But which flavour?

It might make orange tastier, and it needs all the help it can get.

 

[el'coopo]

Something best tried with the lights out, unless you like the look of smeared melted chocolate haha

Eww pass. Think ice cubes is the extent of my kink factor. Apologies to my Mr

 

[mutleyp]

Yaaas gurl. We should do brunch and then hit up Sexyland!

I do have a 20% off card to use!

 

[Miiiiike]

Eww pass. Think ice cubes is the extent of my kink factor. Apologies to my Mr

Oh my wife is the same don't worry. Apparently "food in the bedroom is gross". Pff.

Usually my experimentation is brought on her by surprise.

 

[jessy_girl]

Oh my wife is the same don't worry. Apparently "food in the bedroom is gross". Pff.

Usually my experimentation is brought on her by surprise.

Please surprise her with a zooper dooper.

 

[MADONNA]

@Miiiiike needs one of these

I believe it's from the TOO MANY CHROMOSOMES edition.

 

[MADONNA]

Hmmmm...

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[MADONNA]

Have you tried the warming gel/lube. That shits fucked.

No I have not!

 

[Miiiiike]

@Miiiiike needs one of these

I believe it's from the TOO MANY CHROMOSOMES edition.

Rofl hahahha this is genuine 'lol'

But what do you suction it onto? Wife's back?