General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[jessy_girl]

holy shit, how could he have not EXPERIENCED a sausage mcmuffin yet?

I know, poor little dude hasn't lived. I'll have to corrupt him to the wonders of a McD breakfast ASAP.

 

[jessy_girl]

Having sat through FIVE episodes of THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PARIS because of @Mrs Butterface , I can CONFIRM that she really is the vapid, idiotic, self centered, egotistical, narcissistic bitch she has been portrayed as all these years.

FIVE EPISODES....

Aw I like Paris.

 

[bleachy_dude]

I have no idea, I am certain I knew that from a young age but maybe it really isn't something you learn until you are hungover one morning or something. Surely he has atleast heard of it before though.

Your mum has brought him up well... what happened to you?

lol

 

[Miiiiike]

I had a sugar free slurped yesterday that you might like. Get that + popping candy.

I'm going to 711 for fuel later anyway so will see if they have any. Hope they have popping candy too!

I like that the slurpee cups say "suck it down at the machine then refill it again!" So if you do it the dude at the counter can't complain.

 

[jessy_girl]

Your mum has brought him up well... what happened to you?

lol

Lol! I know, by his age I had already rebelled so much in terms of nutrition, hopefully he sees the light soon. Starting with a McDonald's breakfast.[DOUBLEPOST=1415417929][/DOUBLEPOST]

I'm going to 711 for fuel later anyway so will see if they have any. Hope they have popping candy too!

I like that the slurpee cups say "suck it down at the machine then refill it again!" So if you do it the dude at the counter can't complain.

You should've done it yesterday for the supposedly free slurpee.

 

[shadow2]

Having sat through FIVE episodes of THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PARIS because of @Mrs Butterface , I can CONFIRM that she really is the vapid, idiotic, self centered, egotistical, narcissistic bitch she has been portrayed as all these years.

FIVE EPISODES....

I could only handle 10 min, and that was being generous

 

[MADONNA]

I'm going to 711 for fuel later anyway so will see if they have any. Hope they have popping candy too!

I like that the slurpee cups say "suck it down at the machine then refill it again!" So if you do it the dude at the counter can't complain.

I wonder what it would feel like if you put popping candy in a vagina

 

[Miiiiike]

I want one of each.[DOUBLEPOST=1415417320][/DOUBLEPOST]

holy shit, how could he have not EXPERIENCED a sausage mcmuffin yet?

Goodmorning Madge. Can I have a hug?[DOUBLEPOST=1415418075][/DOUBLEPOST]

I wonder what it would feel like if you put popping candy in a vagina

Uh... I now HAVE to find out

 

[bleachy_dude]

I wonder what it would feel like if you put popping candy in a vagina

oh dear!

 

[el'coopo]

Don't worry, my 15 year old brother only recently learnt they do breakfast. Like, what? Is that not common knowledge?

Has he not watched that woeful ad - the sounds of a maccas breakfast? With a crack, and a sizzle and an ahhh?

 

[MADONNA]

Uh... I now HAVE to find out

For once your wife may fall asleep a satisfied woman!

 

[Miiiiike]

Has he not watched that woeful ad - the sounds of a maccas breakfast? With a crack, and a sizzle and an ahhh?

I hate that ad.

 

[Thing]

all this Macca's talk has made me extremely hungry for eggs 'n bacon stuff.... think I might make an egg 'n bacon sandwich for lunch

 

[jessy_girl]

Has he not watched that woeful ad - the sounds of a maccas breakfast? With a crack, and a sizzle and an ahhh?

Who knows, maybe he doesn't even watch tv? Maybe we aren't even related at all...

 

[bleachy_dude]

@CaspersMum ... do you like slushies?

 

[el'coopo]

I wonder what it would feel like if you put popping candy in a vagina

Said no woman EVER!!!

 

[Mrs Butterface]

Having sat through FIVE episodes of THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PARIS because of @Mrs Butterface , I can CONFIRM that she really is the vapid, idiotic, self centered, egotistical, narcissistic bitch she has been portrayed as all these years.

FIVE EPISODES....

But did you enjoy it?

 

[mutleyp]

Hahahaha!! And I have been meaning to say, so nice to see you back, sweet cheeks!!

Thank you gorgeous xoxoxo

 

[jessy_girl]

I wonder what it would feel like if you put popping candy in a vagina

How can we find out?

 

[mutleyp]

I wonder what it would feel like if you put popping candy in a vagina

Not even kidding i had the same thought about the wiz fizz talk yesterday!