So romantic.... son of a bitch.
Do you know how my romance went today?!
DO YOU?!
After approximately 5 minutes and 43 seconds of satisfactory coitus (which includes foreplay) during an add break from the Bathurst 1000, my partner walks past me while I was making some lunch in the kitchen, smacks me on the arse and says "thanks for letting me stick my race car in your pit box babe..."
Not. Even. Joking.
Hahaha now thats comfortable

