MADONNA
Scalp collector
You forgot one.
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jessy_girl
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@jessy_girl you got at least one right, that last one is Matt Bomber
If it weren't Mutts homecoming I'd say we should post some lovely ladies to enjoy, those boys have overrun the place, we need to bring some balance back.
Haha really? Wow, what are the odds.
Well maybe once the mutt has been back for a good 24 hours we can post the occasional female photo. I wouldn't dare take over the joint, but maybe just a few.
WOW, you guys 
! Lets just say I had one of the best weekends of my life, which equally went too fast, yet seemed to go forever (in a good way) but still not enough. Have to say though, went to a gay club, haven't been in forever, and quickly remembered why....
! Lets just say I had one of the best weekends of my life, which equally went too fast, yet seemed to go forever (in a good way) but still not enough. Have to say though, went to a gay club, haven't been in forever, and quickly remembered why....
It is only a pair of breasts.
WOW, you guys
Yeah yeah yeah...
DETAILS!!!
1. Does he have a hairy chest?
2. Small/Avg/Large?
3. Rate him out of 10 in bed?
4. What do you think he would rate you?
5. Did you hold your stomach in when strutting naked?
Miiiiike
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It is only a pair of breasts.
Yeah Madonna!
Its just a pair of breasts!
Just like the ones you used to suckle at like a hungry lesbian nymph for the first 12 months of your life!
Ford won
My partner is a Holden bogan, so he is crying into his Mopar shirt as we speak.
Miiiiike
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Haha yes. Stupid Holden run out of fuel.
Hahah ok... Im going to be SO un me, but I don't wanna cheapen it all I will say is I had best weekend and never felt so comfortable
jessy_girl
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So romantic.... son of a bitch.
Do you know how my romance went today?!
DO YOU?!
After approximately 5 minutes and 43 seconds of satisfactory coitus (which includes foreplay) during an add break from the Bathurst 1000, my partner walks past me while I was making some lunch in the kitchen, smacks me on the arse and says "thanks for letting me stick my race car in your pit box babe..."
Not. Even. Joking.
Miiiiike
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Slash
Care to share a sexual encounter of your own?[DOUBLEPOST=1413102541][/DOUBLEPOST]
Haha that is great.
I was just about to post "yeah I want details too
" but then saw mutley's response. Fair enough. I'm so happy for you muts that this weekend has been so special. Respect for not wanting to give details! 
I was just about to post "yeah I want details too
Don't worry.
We can organise a Friday night cocktail fest, within 6 drinks he will be singing like a bird!!
I know!@Trala you have been on fire this weekend! Lol. Many interesting 'conversations' to read
Sounds like the Trala Ignore Function has been getting quite the workout...
Madonna said I went a bit Amanda Bynes.
Someones gotta do it I guess.
May as well be me.
Hahahahahahahaha!
And if that doesn't work, I'm trying to organise a gentleman caller for this evening and I'm always one to go on and on about my sexual endeavours......
Remember you can always type it in here as the conversation happens.
A sexual endeavour shared, makes baby Jesus happy.
You can be in charge of the literary OT 50 Shades of Gay component.
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