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Predominately gay but I see straight exhibitionist couples here sometimes. It is gross ALL the time. Well, depending on who's here :D

I often see what goes on in the dark rooms because I have to pass through with a flashlight - can be confronting.

On my first shift here, a crazy bald woman with no pants on jumped over the counter and started penetrating herself with her fingers and screamed "FUCK ME". I had to grab the big torch and chase her crazy arse out. TrEaSuReD mEmOrIeS~~~
You get to supervise them while they are having the time of their deviant lives, and I get to supervise them post surgery, which was needed to help remove the strange phallus shaped objects they have jammed in their colon, rectum, vagina and even urethra (it was a fucking pencil! Surgeon had to cut his cock like you would gut a fish!!!! Resulted in permanent impotence and a temporary SPC)
 
No food for you, fatty!

I will PM you some recipes today Xo
Yes please. Don't think I'm ignoring you but I won't get to look at them until tomorrow. Have a morning service and then a round trip to Brisbane (4 hours each way) for my nephew's engagement party.
 
You get to supervise them while they are having the time of their deviant lives, and I get to supervise them post surgery, which was needed to help remove the strange phallus shaped objects they have jammed in their colon, rectum, vagina and even urethra (it was a fucking pencil! Surgeon had to cut his cock like you would gut a fish!!!! Resulted in permanent impotence and a temporary SPC)
OMFG! That is seriously disturbing.
 
Good morning angels, deviants, gays, straights, nipple flickers, masturbators, celibaters, sex shop workers, lady priests and anyone else I have missed!!

Welcome to your Sunday morning!!!!!!

And a special hello to Bali boy Mutley! I miss your guts out!
 
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Haha, I just have itty bitty titties, that's all. But they will sag eventually, in fact gravity has already taken it's toll a little bit. I probably will need that boob job

But no that pic is not me! I wish! Mostly to be that close to a kitty.
Try having a GG cup. It's actually horrible.
 
You get to supervise them while they are having the time of their deviant lives, and I get to supervise them post surgery, which was needed to help remove the strange phallus shaped objects they have jammed in their colon, rectum, vagina and even urethra (it was a fucking pencil! Surgeon had to cut his cock like you would gut a fish!!!! Resulted in permanent impotence and a temporary SPC)

Vile.
 

Funniest one, an older woman (maybe 55ish) said she was vacuuming, and her husband had just got out of the shower, and she very tearfully said she playfully pretended to go to suck up his cock, but she got it! And sucked both testes in too, which resulted in a DEM visit when they realised he was 100% trapped! They had to saw the vac pipe to release his man parts!!!!
 
Funniest one, an older woman (maybe 55ish) said she was vacuuming, and her husband had just got out of the shower, and she very tearfully said she playfully pretended to go to suck up his cock, but she got it! And sucked both testes in too, which resulted in a DEM visit when they realised he was 100% trapped! They had to saw the vac pipe to release his man parts!!!!

HAHAHA what the hell. So they came in with the vacuum attached?!

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HAHAHA what the hell. So they came in with the vacuum attached?!

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No just the tubing. She said she had been vacuuming the corners, so she had the vac head off, saw the opportinity to finally give hubby the suck she promised him, and it ended with both of them red faced sitting in DEM with a blanket over his lap.
 
No just the tubing. She said she had been vacuuming the corners, so she had the vac head off, saw the opportinity to finally give hubby the suck she promised him, and it ended with both of them red faced sitting in DEM with a blanket over his lap.

His poor junk. I hope he withheld sex for a long time.
 
Funniest one, an older woman (maybe 55ish) said she was vacuuming, and her husband had just got out of the shower, and she very tearfully said she playfully pretended to go to suck up his cock, but she got it! And sucked both testes in too, which resulted in a DEM visit when they realised he was 100% trapped! They had to saw the vac pipe to release his man parts!!!!
Oh that poor guy!
 
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And morning all. It's a work day Sunday as usual for me... have a good one, I am literally out the door. :)
 
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