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Trala said:
The stories as to how the salt and pepper shakers got stuck in both the jina and the arsehole are the best!

If I had a dollar for every man who has "slipped and fallen" on an item which has disappeared into their arsehole I could buy the BBB Forums and permaban Coops!
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omg DIVULGE.

Here for anal adventures.
 
MADONNA said:
omg DIVULGE.

Here for anal adventures.
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Something for the straights, we also see guys who have broken their cocks! It usually happens when we are on top, and on the up, the cock disengages from the love tunnel, then misaligns on the way down causing the erect cock to be slammed into the place between lady tunnel and poo tunnel.

If it doesn't mend it results in permanent impotence.[DOUBLEPOST=1411858385][/DOUBLEPOST]
BlackMask said:
Haha this site is full of incredibly attractive people.
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and the more you drink the more attractive we get!!!!!
 
BlackMask said:
Jesus Christ a coke can. Surely there's better things to shove in yourself than a can of coke lol
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I know!

I mean it's not like it doesn't come in a 2L bottle with a neck that doubles as a handle!!!
 
Trala said:
Something for the straights, we also see guys who have broken their cocks! It usually happens when we are on top, and on the up, the cock disengages from the love tunnel, then misaligns on the way down causing the erect cock to be slammed into the place between lady tunnel and poo tunnel.
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I DO have a gif of this...
 
Well the squirrel has collected their nuts for the morning and now they are free to give attention to all of you lol

BTW - Good Morning
 
It was reported to be a beer bottle but I know someone involved in the emergency side of it...it was a coke.

Btw i have no milk so no coffee DYING!!
 
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