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Miiiiike said:
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Miiiiike said:
Not as bad as those jerks who disguise tofu to look like meat.
Real meat always beats a substitute, right? ;)

Now, can I give you a 'tip'? :eek:
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Seriously though, eww. I think I'd rather eat something from the semen book than tofu or fake meat.
 
jessy_girl said:
Hey @Trala have you heard from Mutts at all? Do you know how his trip us going? Amazingly I'm sure.

Well I need to go and face the working day on around 4 hours sleep, this should be fun...
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Hi Jess

Yes I have!

He is having a blast!

While I should feel happy for him, I feel a sense of abandonment and resentment. I mean what sort of mental defective plans a holiday in the BB season?!

He is a very selfish person!
 
Illabeth said:
The sad thing is, I'm actually a very competent cook. My dad trained as a chef and taught me a lot. I really enjoy cooking for other people, it's just me I can't be bothered to cook for...

@Trala you should put out a cookbook! "how to cook good food that is actually good for you"
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I have a few really easy healthy recipes is you would like them.
 
All the people of da house are back today, with suitcases full of hideously dirty clothes. I can say one thing for sure, I cannot wait for the blessed day when I no longer have to wash mens undies.
 
qtkt said:
I'm happy to eat it just not good at making it. You could both come and cook for me. Or prepare in advance and send it to me weekly like my own lite n easy plan. Actually lite n easy did work for me but they won't supply to Chinchilla even though we have 20 or more people bothered to register to participate and were prepared to organise our own courier!
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I used to do this for my sister as she was working hectic hours, she just gave me a grocery allowance and she liked having a little chef of her own. She got way too pedantic about food and also I got way too lazy, but for a bit there it was a good system we had.
 
Tofu doesn't even have a taste, such a POINTLESS FOOD. My grandmother's housemaid used to make me eat it fried and insist it was chicken. Gurl, WHO'S PAYING WHO HURR? It is actually quite nice fried with some lemongrass, otherwise I just don't see the point.
 
Miiiiike said:
Want to see Tofu exceed the sound barrier? Hide one piece in my Pad Thai and when I eat it thinking its chicken, that's the speed which it leaves my mouth.
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I ate some pizza the other day with what I foolishly assumed was pepperoni or similar but sadly it was sliced beetroot. So, that sucked, a lot. The only thing worse than vegetables disguised as meat is tofu disguised as anything that isn't tofu. Why do they do that?Just let the weirdos eat their soy crap and don't force it on everyone else.
 
jessy_girl said:
I ate some pizza the other day with what I foolishly assumed was pepperoni or similar but sadly it was sliced beetroot. So, that sucked, a lot. The only thing worse than vegetables disguised as meat is tofu disguised as anything that isn't tofu. Why do they do that?Just let the weirdos eat their soy crap and don't force it on everyone else.
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jessy_girl said:
I used to do this for my sister as she was working hectic hours, she just gave me a grocery allowance and she liked having a little chef of her own. She got way too pedantic about food and also I got way too lazy, but for a bit there it was a good system we had.
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I'm not pedantic or fussy @jessy_girl I promise to be easy to get along with if you'll be my chef :D
 
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