General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[mutleyp]

Ok worst pickup lines you have had.... go.....

 

[Tee]

Worst pick up line for me, I was waiting to be served at the bar, and this doofas (probably the redneck gay hater you saw the other day) said "you know what would look good on you baby? Me."

So after I shagged him I told him although it was effective, it was the worst pick up line ever.

Just kidding!

I never really shagged him. I do have some standards, I gave him a quick handjob and sent him on his way!

That's one of mine.

Yours?

 

[Consuela]

Ha! This is an easy one.

"You're gonna want me to pay my dividends in arrears aren't you."

Who says accountants aren't fun!

 

[mutleyp]

Today I got "Did it just get hot in here or is it because Im talking to you".... prompted the topic once my eyes stopped rolling

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Ha! This is an easy one.

"You're gonna want me to pay my dividends in arrears aren't you."

Who says accountants aren't fun!

Sounds like the start of a porno haha

 

[Consuela]

Today I got "Did it just get hot in here or is it because Im talking to you".... prompted the topic once my eyes stopped rolling

Ha! That's even more tragic as it's hardly original.

Sounds like the start of a porno haha

Sad thing is it worked.

 

[mutleyp]

Ha! That's even more tragic as it's hardly original.



Sad thing is it worked.

Haha sad or amazing?

 

[mutleyp]

also I think Im in my MANstrual cycle

 

[Lucas]

Spoiler: For [USER=30612]@Trala[/USER]

 

[penelopepitstop]

also I think Im in my MANstrual cycle

hi Mutley yoda here

ha!

 

[Miiiiike]

Spoiler: For [USER=30612]@Trala[/USER]

Ah shit... That'll teach me for opening a spoiler not for me haha

 

[Consuela]

Ah shit... That'll teach me for opening a spoiler not for me haha

I don't know what you were expecting to find.

 

[Consuela]

Holy shit Brangelina got hitched!

 

[bleachy_dude]

Holy shit Brangelina got hitched!

Ha! I had no idea they weren't already.

 

[Consuela]

Ha! I had no idea they weren't already.

Na just defacto. I like the fact they just did it without fanfare like the Kardashian-West's.

 

[Lucas]

Ah shit... That'll teach me for opening a spoiler not for me haha

Sorry Mike. There was a reason why I made it a spoiler and for Ms. TraLa only. Maybe next time you won't look!

 

[Lucas]

I just realised I could have private messaged TraLa those gifs instead of posting here. Hahahahahaha!

 

[Consuela]

Sexy GIFs deserve to be posted and not PMed.

 

[Miiiiike]

I don't know what you were expecting to find.

Haha yes good point!

Sorry Mike. There was a reason why I made it a spoiler and for Ms. TraLa only. Maybe next time you won't look!

But who can resist opening a spoiler?

Problem is I am at work, I'd never live down being caught looking at half naked men. Or maybe just being caught on a BB forum is more of a worry? Rofl

 

[Lucas]

Haha yes good point!


But who can resist opening a spoiler?

Problem is I am at work, I'd never live down being caught looking at half naked men. Or maybe just being caught on a BB forum is more of a worry? Rofl

Just show them your avatar then they will know you are straight

 

[jessy_girl]

Just show them your avatar then they will know you are straight

I think Mike is a bit confused in that regard anyway, didn't he recently imply that he thinks he may be a lesbian?