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Have to say I'm kinda stunned at all the 12 & 13yo on my daughters FB posting about getting tanned today. I guess they think skin cancer happens to other people.
 
Have to say I'm kinda stunned at all the 12 & 13yo on my daughters FB posting about getting tanned today. I guess they think skin cancer happens to other people.

Yes just tell em skin cancer is bad mmmmmmmmk and then they will probably take up smoking.
 
Referring to someone as a fuckhead.

It wasn't an insult though, I tells ya!

It was an obser-fucking-vation!!

Well you are preaching to the converted here.. I hear ya sista!

not such a bad word though. Bit surprised. :(
 
F*ckhead is a term of endearment where I come from. Now f*ck-knuckle, that's a different story.
 
I missed the connection?? I am a bit dull tonite apologies

John Mayer gets prossies and Taylor Swift to crap on him.

Well use to get Taylor Swift to crap on him, now she is hell bent on becoming a Kennedy
 
Well you are preaching to the converted here.. I hear ya sista!

not such a bad word though. Bit surprised. :(

Wow we all should have one then

See that is my problem.

I am too direct.

I need to learn to put a bit of sugar on my words before I serve them.

See I should have said:-

Excuse me sir...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And you are a fuckhead!


Ha!
 
See that is my problem.

I am too direct.

I need to learn to put a bit of sugar on my words before I serve them.

See I should have said:-

Excuse me sir...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And you are a fuckhead!


Ha!

a nifty lil sonnet LOL
 
F*ckhead is a term of endearment where I come from. Now f*ck-knuckle, that's a different story.

Unless there is bondage equipment and the word fuck knuckle is being used in context, then it's okay...
 
trala, you could even go a little more existential some thing like

i ..........am here
U...........are here
We..........are here
And ....you.......are still a fookhead so feck orf

lol
 
See that is my problem.

I am too direct.

I need to learn to put a bit of sugar on my words before I serve them.

See I should have said:-

Excuse me sir...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And you are a fuckhead!


Ha!


You can do it with ambiguity.

Someone here is...........

I smell.........

There is a......

You can still vent, without you and you are.



Someone would have dobbed you in for that too. They only act on shit ppl report
 
or you can always say ( i do this all the time cause im norty)

"I hear a cough in the distance...its a FAAAAR COUGH" If the company near you are smart they ping off. Very useful with pissed people in pubs on a Sunday Arvo !
 
Someone would have dobbed you in for that too. They only act on shit ppl report

That is the hugely funny part.

He would have fo sho.

I have never ever reported a post in my life, and it may shock you, but sometimes people take a dislike to me, which can almost consume them to the point of insanity.

I caused one poster to go insane and froff at the mouth. She was constantly calling me names, cute ones too, like dirty slut and a toad who needed to be beaten with golf clubs, football clubs mole etc... She would literally follow me like a guide dog with a brain injury, constantly nipping at me and shitting on the floor. The fact I found it hilarious probably didn't help matters... God I miss that crazy ****.
 
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