General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[mutleyp]

That's why you have to give ridiculous answers instead.
"Where you from?"
"Russia"

Haha I do that too if Im in the mood, but this little shit is draining my battery
" this is cum face"
"If men don't ejeculate in a long time they become infertile"
"Currently sweden tops the list as biggest average sized penis"
I havent replied once!

Are you on Brenda? is it the same shit?

 

[MADONNA]

Are you having a meltdown, Cuntley?[DOUBLEPOST=1410390145][/DOUBLEPOST]

What's new pussycat?

I woke up with an awful cold. Perhaps I did something to offend Prisus

Other than that I can't complain, you filthy lush.

 

[mutleyp]

Are you having a meltdown, Cuntley?

Only on the inside

 

[Tee]

I woke up with an awful cold. Perhaps I did something to offend Prisus

Other than that I can't complain, you filthy lush.

Uggh.

How awful.

Best thing for a cold is hot lemon tea and fellatio, lots of fellatio.

 

[MADONNA]

Uggh.

How awful.

Best thing for a cold is hot lemon tea and fellatio, lots of fellatio.

I'm on it.

@Miiiiike , you live near me, don't you? I'll bring a paper bag and one of these

 

[Miiiiike]

I'm on it.

@Miiiiike , you live near me, don't you? I'll bring a paper bag and one of these

Yeah fuck that, lemon tea sucks.

 

[Tee]

Right freaks.

I'm going to get me some waxing done.

See you in an hour!

 

[mutleyp]

Right freaks.

I'm going to get me some waxing done.

See you in an hour!

While you get your waxing and sending the remains to Vadge for her next dress, I might do my first frank.... body scrub

 

[Miiiiike]

Right freaks.

I'm going to get me some waxing done.

See you in an hour!

Before and after pics?

 

[MADONNA]

Yeah fuck that, lemon tea sucks.

When you get to Bondi just look for the giant pink palace.

Waiting xx

Right freaks.

I'm going to get me some waxing done.

See you in an hour!

Just lay down outside and let your husband go over it with the lawn mower.

 

[Miiiiike]

Haha I love the nicknames of Vadge and Cuntley, is it like the worst thing ever to be refered to as lady genetalia?

 

[MADONNA]

While you get your waxing and sending the remains to Vadge for her next dress, I might do my first frank.... body scrub

Is that before or after you do your eyebrows?

 

[mutleyp]

Haha I love the nicknames of Vadge and Cuntley, is it like the worst thing ever to be refered to as lady genetalia?

For gay men? Yes[DOUBLEPOST=1410392454][/DOUBLEPOST]

Is that before or after you do your eyebrows?

I draw them on later

 

[MADONNA]

Haha I love the nicknames of Vadge and Cuntley, is it like the worst thing ever to be refered to as lady genetalia?

For HOMOS I guess!

Tho I have NOTHING but the UTMOST RESPECT for slizzling lady parts, praise Prisus' holy axe wound.[DOUBLEPOST=1410392541][/DOUBLEPOST]Not Cuntley with the same response

 

[mutleyp]

Although Vadge and Cuntley does sound like a name of a show

 

[MADONNA]

For gay men? Yes[DOUBLEPOST=1410392454][/DOUBLEPOST]
I draw them on later

Chola chic!

 

[mutleyp]

Chola chic!

Im going for the upside down nike logo stencil today

 

[Miiiiike]

Rofl too funny, will need to find more gays whose names can be vaginalised. Anything for JordanS?

 

[MADONNA]

Im going for the upside down nike logo stencil today

2classy4me[DOUBLEPOST=1410392948][/DOUBLEPOST]

Rofl too funny, will need to find more gays whose names can be vaginalised. Anything for JordanS?

"Miiiiike".

 

[Miiiiike]