jessy_girl
Well-Known Member
Diarrhoea in preschool aged is the worst. They have dodgy control of their sphincter at the best of times. Add a stomach cramp and a squirtable consistency and you have a Code Brown war zone .
Yeah she is like 90% toilet trained but I fear this was a drastic step backwards, several pairs of undies, pants, pull-ups and nappies later and I can safely say code brown is all too accurate. That

Haha a friend of mine works in a pre school and she got some on her clothes the other day. She was less than impressed and went into her boss' office and demanded a pay rise!
I rarely work in pre school and now I remember why!! Although amazingly my clothes remained intact. I have fallen victim to a nappy explosion before though at which point I wanted to burn my clothes.
Ew. I would have quit not asked for a pay rise! No amount of money could make me put of with literal shit. Figurative sure; not literal. Also I take it your sprog hasn't arrived then Jessy.
Oh hey! I can't believe you didn't come on here to fight whilst on a European vacay, gosh!! No sprog yet but watch this space in a few weeks!