General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[Consuela]

I want to mummy jack this thread actually...

Spoiler

My DNA is spreading! Scary thought!

What! You're having a gayby!?


I know what cake to get for the baby shower!

 

[Tee]

Omg, that is so funny! I love the ode.

Hello Jordan!!

 

[Tee]

Not my Circus, not my Monkeys. I think it's a polish proverb.

 

[Tee]

I want to mummy jack this thread actually...

Spoiler

My DNA is spreading! Scary thought!

As in you left your pubic hair follicles in a public toilet cubicle, or as in you squirted semen in your lady garden which has resulted in an embryo?!

 

[Affable]

Hello Jordan!!

Heyyyyy[DOUBLEPOST=1448700859][/DOUBLEPOST]

I want to mummy jack this thread actually...

Spoiler

My DNA is spreading! Scary thought!

Congratulations!!

I hope you enjoy the concert tonight as well

 

[Affable]

Taylor Swift tickets are on Ticketmaster Resale at the moment

 

[Gemini]

Oh my gosh congratulations @jessy_girl that is wonderful!

 

[jessy_girl]

Argh Taylor Swift, why for you so talented? Such an awesome concert and I knew way more of her songs than I thought, that girl is an amazing performer. Now to reply to my many alerts in here, hang on.

 

[jessy_girl]

OMG! Are you carrying???

I am extremely lucky that I have a backup and do not have to go through that ordeal. Aside from being grossly unappealing to me my uterus is, to use a medical term, slightly fucked, so I get a reprieve. Still

WOW!!! congratulations - lovely news

Thanks

What! You're having a gayby!?


I know what cake to get for the baby shower!

Hahaha omg. Way to make both a cake and a vagina totally unappetising. But yes, one gayby coming up. I think I'll skip the baby shower

As in you left your pubic hair follicles in a public toilet cubicle, or as in you squirted semen in your lady garden which has resulted in an embryo?!

Getting closer with the second option, I wish it had been that easy though. Well in theory anyway.[DOUBLEPOST=1448714447][/DOUBLEPOST]

Oh my gosh congratulations @jessy_girl that is wonderful!

Thanks

 

[Fiona]

Oh my gosh congratulations @jessy_girl that is wonderful!

I wish to add my congratulations to you. All will be well. Very exciting.

 

[hooleydooley]

Thanks guys! Yes it is real but sooo early, way too early to share I'm sure. I wasn't going to tell you guys until way later sorry, but I wanted to tell someone! Probs a terrifying thought for many.

I do doggie jacking, so all good

me too! lol

 

[Tee]

I am extremely lucky that I have a backup and do not have to go through that ordeal. Aside from being grossly unappealing to me my uterus is, to use a medical term, slightly fucked, so I get a reprieve. Still



Thanks



Hahaha omg. Way to make both a cake and a vagina totally unappetising. But yes, one gayby coming up. I think I'll skip the baby shower



Getting closer with the second option, I wish it had been that easy though. Well in theory anyway.[DOUBLEPOST=1448714447][/DOUBLEPOST]

Thanks

From the spoiler to your responses, I am still left struggling to work out what you are actually saying.

For those of us who aren't so good at deciphering riddles, could you just tell us already!!!

 

[Tee]

Good moaning OT Thread!

Sunday rates for me today!

Enjoy your day!

 

[hooleydooley]

It is, but your specialists areas work Mon - Fri, so no huge doctors rounds and no nursing students to help train.



Saves at least 2 hours in nursing time.

I thought about this later and understood before you posted
Looks like you did get a good roster

 

[hooleydooley]

From the spoiler to your responses, I am still left struggling to work out what you are actually saying.

For those of us who aren't so good at deciphering riddles, could you just tell us already!!!

Well, I just smiled for whatever the reason .....

 

[Tee]

I thought about this later and understood before you posted
Looks like you did get a good roster

We all have to do one weekend a fortnight. Works out well too. We get paid more to work less.

I have to give an education on Monday. Something I am not looking forward to.

 

[Tee]

Well, I just smiled for whatever the reason .....

Do you understand what Jessy is saying, or am I the lone head scratcher?!

 

[hooleydooley]

Do you understand what Jessy is saying, or am I the lone head scratcher?!

I am thinking or it could be an ass - u - me situation. that she has had eggs removed for further planting ....... maybe????? I was scratching my head as well, (thought I got some lice) but who knows with this mixed up bunch of allsorts!

 

[hooleydooley]

We all have to do one weekend a fortnight. Works out well too. We get paid more to work less.

I have to give an education on Monday. Something I am not looking forward to.

Working weekends is good - I used to hate it, but these days it is the norm ...... Is giving an education like taking students through how you deal with a nursing situation?

 

[Tee]

I am thinking or it could be an ass - u - me situation. that she has had eggs removed for further planting ....... maybe????? I was scratching my head as well, (thought I got some lice) but who knows with this mixed up bunch of allsorts!

And a new jacker enters the game...

The Might Be A Mommy One Unforeseen Day jacker!!

Ha!