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Good morning to my favourite cyber pool of dysfunction!

After 2 days on, I am already on a day off!!!
 
mutleyp said:
Best parts are good, mummy jackers and constant complainers not so much!
Hows workkkkkkkk
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Omg!

For anyone who doesn't know what a mommy jacket is, give three examples.

So funny! I had never even heard the term!

Works super. After two in I have two off.
 
Trala said:
Omg!

For anyone who doesn't know what a mommy jacket is, give three examples.

So funny! I had never even heard the term!

Works super. After two in I have two off.
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Ohhh 3 examples is hard, how about I link you?
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el'coopo said:
What's a mummy jacker?:confused:
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MommyJacking
When a person's conversation/comments/Facebook status is followed up with something about their friend's children, when it has nothing to do with the conversation. The "Mommy" just wants to steal the conversation to speak about their children. As defined on stfuparents.tumblr.com.
A classic MommyJacking
"Did I tell you where I went to dinner?"
"Oh that reminds me, little Johnny did the cutest thing at Red Robin last night!! He ran screaming around with a balloon for an hour!"
 
el'coopo said:
So jealous!! Is it swimming weather there today?
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Beautiful!

I have a gf coming over for morning tea which will be nice. She recently married for the second time and just had her 4th child at 40! 12 year age difference from youngest to baby.

I would rather eat my own eyeballs than have a newborn at 40!!!
 
mutleyp said:
MommyJacking
When a person's conversation/comments/Facebook status is followed up with something about their friend's children, when it has nothing to do with the conversation. The "Mommy" just wants to steal the conversation to speak about their children. As defined on stfuparents.tumblr.com.
A classic MommyJacking
"Did I tell you where I went to dinner?"
"Oh that reminds me, little Johnny did the cutest thing at Red Robin last night!! He ran screaming around with a balloon for an hour!"
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So funny!

"Did you see a Russian plane was shot down over Turkey"

"Yes I know, makes me so worried for >insert baby's names here's< future.,,"[DOUBLEPOST=1448481131][/DOUBLEPOST]
mutleyp said:
MOMMYJACKED!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahah!

Literally!!!
 
Trala said:
Personally I find the older the first time mother, the worse they are.
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I'll remember saying something about work once and was mummy jacked about a baby with number 3 (you know that ad) and I was like this literally has nothing to do with what Im talking about
 
mutleyp said:
I'll remember saying something about work once and was mummy jacked about a baby with number 3 (you know that ad) and I was like this literally has nothing to do with what Im talking about
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I have one at work. First time mum of a baby girl called Olive. Olive?!

I swear her ability to introduce the Olive birth story into almost any conversation is a gift.

"Now room 3A is quite emotional, the doctors just explained her cancer has metastasised, she has requested a Social Worker.. "

"Yeah, I know how she feels, after 14 hours of labour with Olive, I really thought I was going to die.."
 
Trala said:
I have one at work. First time mum of a baby girl called Olive. Olive?!

I swear her ability to introduce the Olive birth story into almost any conversation is a gift.

"Now room 3A is quite emotional, the doctors just explained her cancer has metastasised, she has requested a Social Worker.. "

"Yeah, I know how she feels, after 14 hours of labour with Olive, I really thought I was going to die.."
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I think thats grounds for a slap, its in the EBA
 
Did you emotionally crash after your weekend of love?

And how is el'Coopo Le Beautiful?
 
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