General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[Tee]

The juiciest goss that I caught skimming over this thread was her Vajesty's apparent dalliance with a married man (with his wife sleeping in the adjacent room no less) in his own abode at the ripe old age of 15.

I think the big question on everybody's lips...

Were you wanking as you read it?

 

[Connoisseur]

I think the big question on everybody's lips...

Were you wanking as you read it?

I'll leave to your imagination.

 

[Miiiiike]

I think the big question on everybody's lips...

Were you wanking as you read it?

Underage homosexual sex aside, it's a pretty hot story.

 

[Tee]

I'll leave to your imagination.

Oh please don't!

You are in my smut files, I have elevated you to forum Pitbull. But if you were in fact patting pee pee over a married man shagging a 15 year old Madonna, you will need to be rubbed out, in a literal sense, not an erotic sense.

 

[Tee]

Underage homosexual sex aside, it's a pretty hot story.

Not hot to me. And I can usually find hotness in anything.

In fact the mother in me wants to punch that married mans fucking face in for taking advantage of a boy, even if that boy did grown into a confident, witty, fine forum superstar.

 

[Connoisseur]

Oh please don't!

You are in my smut files, I have elevated you to forum Pitbull. But if you were in fact patting pee pee over a married man shagging a 15 year old Madonna, you will need to be rubbed out, in a literal sense, not an erotic sense.

That goes without saying. Were you taking me seriously? lol I was just having laugh (paying out Vaje), sorry if me bringing that up is a sore spot, no offense was intended.

I don't even know if there's a shed of truth to that 'admission', for all we know Vaje could have been pulling our legs. lol

 

[Tee]

That goes without saying. Were you taking me seriously? lol I was just having laugh (paying out Vaje), sorry if me bringing that up is a sore spot, no offense was intended.

No offence taken.

However that story did make my heart seriously ache. It is the mother in me.

 

[Miiiiike]

Not hot to me. And I can usually find hotness in anything.

In fact the mother in me wants to punch that married mans fucking face in for taking advantage of a boy, even if that boy did grown into a confident, witty, fine forum superstar.

Good point. You truly deserve my 'insightful' nomination!

 

[Tee]

Good point. You truly deserve my 'insightful' nomination!

Fuck the insight category!

I want to win the Kindest and Nicest Poster category!

Seriously what is wrong with you pack of jibbering idiots?!

I'm Nice! I'm Kind!

Fucking stupid meeping fools....

Remember: Vote #1 Trala for Kindest and Nicest Poster for 2014.

 

[Lucas]

I think the big question on everybody's lips...

Were you wanking as you read it?

I'll leave to your imagination.

Thought this would be the perfect opportunity to ASSURE you all that I have never done this when posting in here . I always have my pants on!

 

[Tee]

Thought this would be the perfect opportunity to ASSURE you all that I have never done this when posting in here . I always have my pants on!

Really?

How weird.

 

[Lucas]

Really?

How weird.

I know. I'm the odd one out of the group of sexual deviants here!

 

[Miiiiike]

Fuck the insight category!

I want to win the Kindest and Nicest Poster category!

Seriously what is wrong with you pack of jibbering idiots?!

I'm Nice! I'm Kind!

Fucking stupid meeping fools....

Remember: Vote #1 Trala for Kindest and Nicest Poster for 2014.

Despite all the "fucks" and "cunts" you ARE nice and kind. I also never said I didn't nom you for that category... But I didn't!

 

[Connoisseur]

Really?

How weird.

Yeah everybody's done it at one point or another, right?

 

[Tee]

Have fun. I'm at work and ready to cyber!

Missed this one.

I don't start till 22:45.

And then it will be a cyberfest.

Lucas, tonight you join us with no pants.

 

[CaspersMum]

Fuck the insight category!

I want to win the Kindest and Nicest Poster category!

Seriously what is wrong with you pack of jibbering idiots?!

I'm Nice! I'm Kind!

Fucking stupid meeping fools....

Remember: Vote #1 Trala for Kindest and Nicest Poster for 2014 OR I WILL FUCKING STAB ALL OF YOU IN THE NECK WITH SCISSORS!.

There I fixed that for you!! Sucks you have to work. May all the patients sleep like the dead...but not actually die.
That would just be awful.

 

[Tee]

Yeah everybody's done it at one point or another, right?

The grown ups have.

First time was the most erotic.

My partner used to work a lot of nights back then.

It is like Claytons cheating.

 

[Tee]

Despite all the "fucks" and "cunts" you ARE nice and kind. I also never said I didn't nom you for that category... But I didn't!

Fucking cunt.

 

[bleachy_dude]

Yo OTers.

I had a great day. Did an organised canoe thing with a bunch of friends. We played 'fruit salad' and bullrush in canoes. And yes we are all adults haha. It was actually a lot of fun.

My boat was the only one to capsize. We had three guys and we thought the session was over so we went back to shore. The guide dude called out and all three of us turned around at the same time haha. Of all the activities and jumping between boats... We capsized about 3m from shore!!

 

[Tee]

There I fixed that for you!! Sucks you have to work. May all the patients sleep like the dead...but not actually die.
That would just be awful.

It is awful when they die. Means a mountain of paper work. And squeezing people in a body bag is not as easy as you would first think. Particularly when they have been partial to a Tim Tam or 7.