Frocks, Frolics and Fotos

[Jam]

And some of the other colour.

Kanye's previous beard Amber Heard and some dude.

Don't know much about history, don't know much biology.
Don't know much about the French I took... but I do know my trashy celebs.
That's Amber Rose, not J. Depp's squeeze.

 

[Consuela]

Don't know much about history, don't know much biology.
Don't know much about the French I took... but I do know my trashy celebs.
That's Amber Rose, not J. Depp's squeeze.

Ha! Seems I got my Ambers mixed up.

 

[jessy_girl]

This person raided @jessy_girl's leather pants collection.

Haha, ok I'm not loving these pants, or at least not the way they sit on her. Is this leather pants done wrong, or am I the one who is doing it wrong?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I bet that this poor bride was peed off after this... she was swept off her feet and it wasn't by her husband... have any of you ladies come undone while a new bride on the big day?... or does this just happen in the USA?... is it me or is that guy wearing track pants?... I'm guessing that it can't possibly be the husband himself surely?... cheers.

 

[Jam]

Miranda. I love this Erdem dress!

Helena. I love this woman!

Jennifer Connelly, looking all kinds of wrong.

Angelina, I love you, but please hide those knees. Not pretty.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Angelina's back shoe looks like it's melting... surely it doesn't normally look like that?... strange indeed... or is it me?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...no offense to Jennifer Connelly but this...



...reminds me of this... German lederhosen...



...not a good look from my point of view... but hey... I thought that butterfly dress that I posted earlier in here looked good lol!!!... cheers.

 

[Jam]

...no offense to Jennifer Connelly but this...

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...reminds me of this... German lederhosen...

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...not a good look from my point of view... but hey... I thought that butterfly dress that I posted earlier in here looked good lol!!!... cheers.

Haha! Not a good look from my point of view either, Sticky. But that's the great thing about stuff that doesn't matter. It's all about your own perception. My taste would probably make some people nauseous! If you like something, Sticky, then it's beautiful.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Haha! Not a good look from my point of view either, Sticky. But that's the great thing about stuff that doesn't matter. It's all about your own perception. My taste would probably make some people nauseous! If you like something, Sticky, then it's beautiful.

...well... I did actually like this...

...and therefore it IS beautiful!!!!.... hmmmmm... now that I do look at it closer... all of you ladies were right... it's pretty hideous isn't it?... lol!... it's quite obvious that you 'style ladies' do know your stuff when it comes to things like this... perhaps I need to leave the fashion and style stuff to all of you lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Angelina's back shoe looks like it's melting... surely it doesn't normally look like that?... strange indeed... or is it me?... cheers.

...well ladies... those shoes were doing my head in so I had to investigate for myself what they were the hell about?...lol!... here is what I found while wearing my 'Sherlock Holmes' hat... apparently they are 'black Christina Louboutin shoes with curved horn heels'... it wasn't an optical illusion of her shoes melting after all... here is what they look like...



...whilst on my sherlock Holmes investigation I found this image of Angelina from an up and coming movie of hers...



...it's from the movie 'Maleficent'...





...my god... what a stunner... that's all that I can say... cheers.

 

[Jam]

Yes, @Mr Stickyfingers, she's gorgeous alright. Those shoes? Not so much.

 

[SeanE]

Miranda. I love this Erdem dress!

Helena. I love this woman!

Jennifer Connelly, looking all kinds of wrong.

Angelina, I love you, but please hide those knees. Not pretty.

Finally someone told HBC that she is not allowed to turn up looking like the Crazy Cat Lady.....

 

[pecan]

...well... I did actually like this...

...and therefore it IS beautiful!!!!.... hmmmmm... now that I do look at it closer... all of you ladies were right... it's pretty hideous isn't it?... lol!... it's quite obvious that you 'style ladies' do know your stuff when it comes to things like this... perhaps I need to leave the fashion and style stuff to all of you lol!... cheers.

I wouldn't say it was hideous Sticky, I would happily have it as an umbrella.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I wouldn't say it was hideous Sticky, I would happily have it as an umbrella.

...Hahahahahahahahahahaha!... funny funny funny!... I never actually thought of that use for it!... pecan... your creativity is impeccable!... lol!... well done... cheers.

 

[Medusa]

Mmmmmmm at last...perfect boobs printed on a T shirt....who thinks up these things? *shakes head in despair*

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Mmmmmmm at last...perfect boobs printed on a T shirt....

who thinks up these things?

...Men...

*shakes head in despair*

...Medusa... more than likely they probably won't be worn by women unless it's for a hens night or a shit-stir or stuff like that I have to imagine... mind you... purely from a males point of view... any man that sees that would immediately think... 'wow!... nice jugs!'... lol!... maybe they got the idea from Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' thingamjiggy that time?... just guessing... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Medusa... you thought that the boobie shirt was a stupid idea eh?... well how about this?... hey ladies... want to make your face slimmer?... from this website...

http://splittingmythoughtsinto2.blo...japan-face-slimmer-exercise.html#.U4C_JigkL5w

Newest WTF Invention: Funny Looking Japanese Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece


With regards to discovering unusual solutions to day-to-day issues, Japanese are indeed the world frontrunners innovative leaders. And this time a new Japanese invention is taking at least that nation by storm.


WTF Invention: Magic Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

You may not be able to keep yourself from laughing when you see someone wearing this mouthpiece, it really makes the person looks funny with a fish mouth. Surely you'll get a hard guess at first sight what's this fish mouth thing is. Mind Blowing - It could be anything really like a teeth whitener tray, a duckface or fishlip training device, a botox side effects, a lip surgery gone wrong, a lip augmentation ala Angelina Jolie, a BJ assistant, a startled blowjob fish dolls or anything your creative mind could think of.

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This funny looking Japanese invention is actually an anti-ageing device claims to give solution to sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily fit. This gadget makes you exercise your facial muscles, supposedly to slim your face without plastic surgery.

Created by cosmetic company Glim, The face slimmer exercise mouthpiece can make one's face look perfect and more youthful in just 3 minutes a day by working out your face muscles as you open and close your mouth singing Aaaaa, Eeeeeee, Iiiiiiiiiii, Oooooooohhh, and Uuuuuhhh as well as pulling funny faces

Check out the manufacturers' easy guidelines on how to use and how you can take advantage of this unique anti-ageing device:

Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.

Fight wrinkles around your eyes and help shape the overall look of your face, whether in front of the mirror, in the bath or at any other convenient time every day. The movements are given extra load by the mold, forcing everything to work a bit harder and resulting in more youthful, vibrant faces.​

The Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece is selling for $61, plus postage and packing from Japantrendshop.com.

...to me it looks like some sort of device for porno movies... but hey... the end result is that you end up with 'more youthful vibrant faces'... $61... a bargain!... lol!... I'd be surprised if they even get to sell 1 of them outside of Japan... so!... are anyone of you lovely ladies going to buy one?... cheers.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

My mind went to a very dark and dirty place when I saw those mouthpieces. I do not think I will be buying any.

 

[jessy_girl]

I'm kind of obsessed with fighting all sings of ageing, but no that is fucked!

 

[delcan]

Blurry pics of Kim K's wedding dress: