WOOHOO!!
No longer dog minder!
I hated every fucking minute with that mangy, horrific, hairy mound of sweating blubber.
Thank goodness I am away from that wretched creature!!
I mean seriously, I couldn't even teach him how to eat
@Flowerz1n's makeup while she slept.
And my attempts at getting him to lick the windows after housemates finish cleaning them was an epic failure.
I couldn't even get him to bark the national anthem.
That dog is stupid, and I'm glad to be rid of him!
Now plants! I'm sure I can do a lot more with them! I wonder what their thoughts are on wearing lipstick...