Gama
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This is Big Brother...<Spock watches on as the dog walks over and one-by-one urinates on everyone's towels. The gigantic grin on Spock's face immediately vanishes, however, when the dog also urines on his towel.>
What the fuck? Buzz?
No don't walk away! Get back here!
Hey! . . . Hey!! Oh my god . . . WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME!
OMG Buzz!
I know you're all righteous and shit and don't think you need to even pay attention to me but why don't you humor me here, ok?
No no no stay with me ... don't look away!
I want you to look right at me as I say this to you. You're going to pay attention to every word.
You urinated on my towel Buzz. MY TOWEL!
I thought we had an understanding! I was sure you knew which of the towels to leave unspoiled.
This is unacceptable behaviour Buzz! UNACCEPTABLE!!
Hey! ... Where are you going? Get back here! We're not finished!
<The dog walks away, seemingly unphased by Spock's lecture.>
Right! Ok ... FINE! You want a war Buzz? Well you've got one!!
<Spock walks over to where the dog sleeps, unzips his fly, and urinates all over the dog's blanket.>
That'll teach him!!
<Spock then heads inside, lies in the bathtub in his usual foetal position, and falls asleep.>
@Spock as that is a breach of the 'Forumate Guidelines' Big Brother will send you to wash all the towels in this late 1800s washing machine provided in the picture below although the washing machine looks slightly different, placed in the house bathroom.

That is all...