Columbo
Never again
Describe your strangest dream. (Preferably nothing to do with @Inigo Montoya)
I was in a bowl of pudding, when suddenly this old British chap came on his whale and said to me "I say my good sir, happen to know when the tea juggling is on?" I said no, he then looked me straight in the eye and punched me in the face. When I came to I was a tea cup being juggled by a blind old man, suddenly I was snatched by a post office box and made to write a five hundred page essay on water. Then I woke up.
@Spock, truth or dare?