This really has been a Cinderella (Estellerella) story.
Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young girl. Her mother and father were deadbeats and she got locked up in a terrible house with a wicked bossy drag queen and four ugly stepsisters (Zoe, Stacey, Angie and Sarah). The wicked drag queen didn't like her one little bit and cared only for the ugly stepsisters. Nothing was too good for them – new clothes, beauty equipment and delicious food.
But, for the poor unhappy girl, there was nothing at all. No friends, no rest and no comfort. She had to work hard all day, doing things for others with nothing in return.
Estellerella used to spend long hours all alone talking to the pretend cat and for a short time a mousey looking thing called Ava. The cat said, “Meow”, which really meant “Cheer up! You have something your stepsisters don’t and that is beauty”. It was quite true. Estellerella, even dressed in boy’s clothes and bad glasses, was a lovely girl. While her stepsisters, no matter how splendid and elegant their clothes, were still clumsy, lumpy and ugly and always would be.
The wicked drag queen and ugly stepsisters constantly tried everything they could to get rid of her, but they just couldn’t succeed.
Suddenly something amazing happened. As Estellerella was sitting all alone, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared. “Don't be alarmed, Estellerella,” said the fairy. “I know you would love to win BB. And so you shall!” “How can I, everyone hates me?” Estellerella replied.
The fairy smiled. With a flick of her magic wand Estellerella found herself with a nomination superpower, not once but twice, to level the playing field.
Estellerella had a wonderful time after that and fell for the Anti-prince of the house. Estellerella soon found herself in the final 3 and could hardly believe her ears when it was announced by the fairy. While she lost her Anti-prince and shed a single tear, she was happy to kick him to the kerb as knew she could always trade up on the OS.
The Anti-prince, who was now madly in love with her, was left to wallow on the OS knowing that he will never find another girl like her in all of the land.
In the last night, the bossy drag queen and last remaining ugly stepsisters, bitched and moaned about Estellerella until their voices were worn. All the while, Estellerella was left to clean and cook in the kitchen. The next morning it continued, around and around the conversations went.
Suddenly the fairy appeared and waved her magic wand to evict the next person. And to everyone’s amazement, it was Layla, the last remaining ugly stepsisters. Only Estellerella and wicked drag queen were left.
In a flash, the fairly waved her wand and Estellerella was announced as the winner of BB and the wicked drag queen shrivelled up, and burned to ash.
The ugly stepsisters and other housemates gaped at her in amazement. Estellerella said ‘wat-up, do ya believe in the stellahood now…. word”.
So Estellerella didn’t marry the Anti-prince, or the Dumb better looking prince, but took the money and ran to live happily ever after as a single lady. As for her pretend cat, he just said “Meow!”
