Do we have a politics thread to discuss things political?

The thing with No Kings is that it meant England, Australia, Canada, NZ, Scandanavia and a whole bunch of countries wouldn’t march/protest. I want a No Trump or No King Trump protest next time. So the whole world can join.
 
…I know that I’ve said all this before but I’m so sick of China saying that it is going to invade Taiwan so I’m going to state why you aren’t China… (**clears throat and gets fingers limbered up**)…here goes…

1)… you’re economy is completely in downfall and is about to collapse totally… YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO GO TO WAR… like Putin you no longer have the funding…

2)… like Putin… Xi you are going to fall very soon… neither you or Putin are going to be alive much longer…

3)… just like Putin’s army… yours is a paper Tiger too… while all of your ships and weapons look all bright and sparkly… they’re complete shit… all ‘modern’ on the outside but lacking true updated guts on the inside…

4)… we all know that you don’t intend to truly ‘invade’ Taiwan… while you’re rattling all of your weapons at Taiwan we know that as soon as Russia and Putin falls that you will instantly move into Siberia and Mongolia and reclaim your old traditional countries back while Russia is down and out… that’s the kind of gutless turds you are… kick them while they’re down…

5)… even if you gutless turds decided to ‘invade’ Taiwan… they are probably the most fortified island in the World… their defences will blow all of your landing ships / battleships etc out of the water Kilometres out to sea before you ever get near the beaches… you only have a corridor of a few weeks if you’re lucky in the Taiwan Strait… it is treacherous nearly all year round… so they’ll know when you’re coming even without using their radar etc… your aircraft will NEVER penetrate their Air Defences either… they’ll all be shot down so easily…

6)… one thing that you Chinese can’t handle is humiliation… if you actually did invade Taiwan and got your arses totally beaten because you are a paper Tiger… just imagine how pathetic you would look?… if you lost heaps of soldiers and sailors and pilots like Putin has… you would have millions of your oppressed civilians going for your throat… they would bring you down big time… there would be a revolution… that’s why you won’t do it… you’re gutless…

7)… none of your troops have battle experience… when did a Chinese army ever go to an actual War?… it was in the Sino-Vietnamese War in 1979… that’s right… 1979… they have no experience in battle… your Army officers would be using outdated tactics in modern warfare… this is what Putin’s problems were… OLD AND OUTDATED TACTICS IN MODERN WARFARE… they would come undone in a few days… your forces would pathetically collapse…

8)… you couldn’t survive if the World brought a multitude of sanctions against you as they have done with Russia… your economy is barely alive as it is… so again… you are all bluff and bluster ( a polite way of saying bullshit )…

9)… don’t forget… you won’t have the moronic gutless shits like Trump / Putin / Lukashenko or Kim Jong Un around anymore to use as ‘allies’… you’d be All ON YOUR FUCKING OWN!… nobody to hide behind… nobody to do your secret War with (like secretly supporting Russia against Ukraine for instance)… it would be JUST YOU… on full display and having to take FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS… you have never done that and you never will because YOU’RE GUTLESS

10)… the next time that you completely surround Taiwan with all of your battleships to ‘scare and intimidate” Taiwan… I hope that Taiwan think about what Ukraine have done to Russia and think ‘fuckit!… let’s blast the fuck out of these pricks and be done with it’!… and then proceed to send every warship to the bottom of the strait… I’m more than sure that they could easily… and before you ‘retaliate’ China… Taiwan already have all of your key-marked Military bases / ports / airfields and headquarters sited out for destruction before you even move…so don’t even think of doing it… you don’t have a chance you morons…

11)… so!… let’s sum this up will we?… China… you are a blustering bullshitting gutless regime that is nothing but a frail paper Tiger that would run away at the first bloody nose of battle that has shiny sparkly weapons that will never be used because your old antiquated Generals and Admirals etc have absolutely no idea of modern War tactics that would retreat at the first sign of actual real combat… your pathetic economy would totally collapse due to World sanctions… your citizens would rebel and bring your regime down and Xi would be killed if he’s not already dead… hmmmmm… doesn’t sound too bad actually… um… Xi… please invade Taiwan will you?…

…so stop threatening everybody with all of your ‘we’re going to invade Taiwan’ bullshit and just invade Russia and take Siberia and Mongolia and be done with it you gutless turds… I’m just pissed off with all of your shit China!… enough said… rant over… cheers
 
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