Episode Day 9 (16/09/2014) Daily Show

[Illabeth]

Bet they'll get shorter and shorter each time, till we're down to the same length as the damn ad breaks...

 

[mandonov]

I've known many a lady who farts tyvm.

 

[khaleesi]

Oh my gawwwwwd. Those poodles are adorabubble

 

[wejoy]

To be honest Apart from the queen Priya, Dave is the only one that's making me laugh.

 

[Mercy]

David is much less vanilla than I thought he was a few days ago.

We should keep him in for this.

He and Gemma are tactless. It's great.

 

[kxk]

Were they saggy?

I think she just has shitty swimsuit tops, I think she would look better naked

 

[Coppelia]

David is going to insult those 2 puppies next

He'll say that they could be whiter and that they're not curly enough

 

[Kaz]

I am loving David more & more.

He doesn't give a shit what he says.

 

[Miranda MC]

what did david just say?
hubby thought he said : you need magic wand, not exercise
i thought he said: there is no magic wand, you need exercise

now which one people?

 

[Mrs Butterface]

She's farting all day, she tells him to look at her thighs... seriously is he suddenly supposed to think her feminine delicate nature needs protecting?

Sandra girl, you wouldn't last a day with my crew. You ask for it, you get it.

 

[Winterbourne]

David is now in the position Chris was in in BBUK this summer - people are against him, and any attempt at humour or irony will be taken negatively if it can be.

They can smell the weak, they know they need to trim the herd, and David looks like the limping gazelle.

That's not how you talk to women, Dave. You need to lie and say their thighs aren't fat.

 

[MADONNA]

I'm beginning to like David

 

[misspuddingface]

I'm going to have more fun watching the fur balls go nuts haha

 

[silkworm]

Lisa is going to be spending all her time with the dogs. It will give her an excuse to avoid all the boys.

 

[Knock_Loudly]

Omg, they should have called them Tully and Drew.

omg yes

Exactly what came to mind when they entered the house. Too funny.

 

[Medusa]

Im surprised he didnt try to jump that shark

Wine spilled *splurt*

 

[smurfette]

To be honest Apart from the queen Priya, Dave is the only one that's making me laugh.

 

[Cowie]

lol why'd she get so precious about the magic wand comment? That's something my husband would say to me and I'd laugh.

 

[Lottie]

what did david just say?
hubby thought he said : you need magic wand, not exercise
i thought he said: there is no magic wand, you need exercise

now which one people?

He said it's not a magic wand

 

[misspuddingface]

I'm beginning to like David

"She sits here and farts all day she's not a lady" hahaha