FAN ME FAN ME FAN MEImagine Dion and Leo working out together after the show.
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Omg that sounds perfect!Your idea of a woman is a vagina that cooks and has tits for hands.
PIG.
Looks weird, styled funny, like a dorky old country and western singertrying to decide if a masked hairdresser came in and silently touched up her roots for a few hours today?!
Premature eviculationDion's PREMATURE eviction.![]()
Don't listen to this slick bitch. He also called my fellow One Direction lovers jiggly jubblies when I swear they were merely pleasantly plump. Fatist is the LEAST of it.
Ooops sorry!
Had some caps lock issues.
That HAIRCUT.Tom's face continues to ruin my life.
So.... when is this going to get interesting