4:05pm Em and Allana have had enough of the farting and so have decided to hide some of Colin and other farters stuff around the bedroom as revenge. When finishing up Em fell over.
4.30pm - Ed has discovered his water bottle is missing; he has been roaming around and asking everyone if they've seen it. Em is eating dry pasta as a crunchy snack, but walked into another stagnant fart cloud exiting the kitchen.
4.35pm Ed finds his drinkbottle (*conor snitched), comes into bedroom to accuse Allana and Emily. Colin getting very animated and yelling, stream briefly muting when he does.
4.45pm colin called a family meeting after finding his "brevatrons" under a pillow in the nook
4.47pm bells ring; joy to the world is ... attempted
4.49pm carol ends punctuated by a fart
4.55pm Colin still searching the bedroom for his Sam Kerr soccer ball, muttering to himself "mole in my camp... where else would it be", pawing through everyone's stuff. he flicked em's pillow onto the floor before backtracking saying "oh no she doesn't like germs". now using the last of ed's deodorant. still muttering "what do you mean" 4.57pm Colin strides out of the hallway pointing at the group gathered in the conversation area opposite the kitchen. Brief fish-cam. 4.58pm Allana airing grievances with regard to the boys' foul hygiene practices (farting, picking, smearing bodily detritus around)
5.05pm Em calls Conor a snitch (rightly so); Allana says "Now we blame everything on Conor... never mess with a woman!" 5.07pm the ball is found - Ed found it in the ironing cupboard. Colin runs to yell about it. Ed alludes to hiding (or soiling?) Em's grinch mask