Ok I've given it time to sink in, and I'm ok with it
Look how far he has come! I am SO proud. He got further in this game than most people ever thought he would.
He started off as an awkward guy, always putting his foot in his mouth.
And, um, ok, so he finished that way too
HOW FUCKING ADORABLE
He stayed true to himself, he was always genuine (in my opinion, don't you dare argue with me), and the house won't be the same without him. I will miss seeing his (strangely endearing) awkwardness, I will miss seeing his (funny as fuck) foot in mouth moments, I will miss seeing his (sexy as hell) suit-wearing, I will miss his SPArguments, and I will miss THOSE EYES THO
David, thank you for being an awesome housemate, I don't think I've ever been this disappointed over an eviction before. That's possibly because of the friends I've made on here, they have made it a thousand times more fun for me. So come here you lot, let's have a group hug
And here's another hug for
@MelKen @BigSisterEm and
@Lady Jane. Thank you so much for all of your insights and opinions and general loveliness, we all LOVE you
Enough of the sappy shit. Here's a slap for David. Santa now has to find a way to get A FUCKING STRATEGY UNICORN under the Christmas tree. Thanks a lot David. YOUR FAULT.