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[Columbo]

Tobias, part time zombie and part time break-dancer, decided that today would be the day he would find the buried treasure.

 

[Rudiger]

However, his wife Mildred quickly took him to task: "Tobias, you occasional brain-eating, hand-hopping bastard; you ain't gonna find shit!"

 

[Spock]

Tobias, finger picking away at his left nostril, replied "oi, youse ventilating dat ma skills aint good nuff eh missus?"

 

[AntiGretel]

Tobias, being worldly and philosophical, summed it up: " no one nose where the hobo goes when it snows and the wind blows on shattered toes and red nose"

 

[bleachy_dude]

Mildred slapped Tobias across the face with a wet fish.

 

[Fiona]

'Ouch' said the wet fish, 'what did I do to deserve that?'

 

[Shinigami]

With armpits smelling like hamburgers, Tobias replies, 'shutup you gilled twat, moi Mil Mil has found half eaten Edna Johnson from next door under moi two turntables and a microphone!'

 

[Jam]

Hmmmm, murmured Mildred mildly, it seems that Tobias has been keeping abreast of the situation.

(Boom tish)

 

[Spock]

Suddenly, the entire house fills with a bright white light.

 

[Jam]

'Prisus? Is that you?' gasped Tobias.

 

[ericthebeige]

A fuzzy figure steps out from the light, they are naked and suddenly start running through the house.

 

[up_all_night]

Tobias glances over at Mildred in order to get reassurance and confirmation of what was happening, only to be suddenly shocked and surprised by the new configuration of her pubic hair.

 

[Jam]

Good grief! It's Christmas miracle of the burning bush! he thought in amazement.

 

[ericthebeige]

A light globe flashed in Tobias' head as there has been reports of a burning bush down by the Beach, perhaps that's where the Treasure was?

 

[misspuddingface]

Tobias then went to Bunnings to see if he could find some tools to bring with him and to stop by the Sausage Sizzle as he was hungry.

 

[SeanE]

Tobias said to the little league soccer dad behind the counter; "One without onions and a coke thanks"

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Sadly the man behind the counter misheard Tobias and gave him extra onions instead of none, this put Tobias is a murderous rage.

 

[Fiona]

'You swine' he said. 'You'll pay for this'.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Tobias grabbed the BBQ sauce and squirted it in the man behind the counters eyes and screamed "NEXT TIME NO ONIONS".

 

[Jam]

HA! Said sausage man. You dissed my onion! Prepare to fry!