In the Slammer
After "Dirty Dave's" first appearance, just when he left - did I hear Brooke and Cian say: "I love you..."? ... to Dirty Dave-
They've stopped thinking - from now on they're on Automatic Pilot.
That task is bound to fail for reasons too many to mention.
Sleazy Tomasz is being his usual, not wanting to move his lazy ass off the floor or wherever he might just be dwelling and crying out for "Daddy" - not funny.
Lewis trying to outdo everyone and put on a special show. In the process he farts into Cian's face while riding on Akeem's shoulders and later calling Akeem a boring cunt.
It's actually quite entertaining. The HMs were not prepared for this task and are caught completely off guard. They are confused and vulnerable, exposing their basic character traits.
Now during Prisoner Assessment, Brooke gets into cardiac arrest when she hears Cameron and Mother Zoe call her a constant moaner who brings down the mood of the rest of the house, and there is more from Zoe: misery guts (interesting how she again accuses someone else of exactly her own shortcomings) - and nagger for cigarette breaks etc.
Lewis - no positives, that seems to be the consensus.
Tomasz - according to her fellow slob Zoe: he's been amazing, positive everything. Boy, her brain must be a lonely place
Then there is something about an obedient dog and too much reliance on Daddy. Who could that be.
Brooke is still trying to work out whether "naggering" is actually a word. It is not duh... but now your mind has taken you off onto an irrelevant tangent. That's why you keep falling on your nose with your lousy choice of bedfellows.
Then she lies on top of Lewis looking for comfort.
Cringe-worthy.
In a nutshell: The HMs are unable to work in teams due to their overblown egos.
The only one who didn't piss me of in one way or another in this episode was Sian. She has a good head on her shoulders...
...and she's eye candy!
unlike the unsightly scuba diver below:
