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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

:rolleyes::rolleyes:I think what John said to Stephanie was really just what theyve all been saying behind her back ... they are sick of hearing about Jez ... sick of propping her up ... picking her up ... and dealing with the over the top stuff plus sick of tidying up after her all the time

he was in his own way also trying to help her ... as was scotty ... pointing out that things seemed to have turned around for her now people had seen her hanging around with others other than Jez 24/7 so she should not keep bringing that back to the fore and keep people focussed on her positive stuff if she wants to win

i can see steph and scotty being the final 2 ... and Scotty winning it ... and whilst I have no problem with that I really think hed be winning due to simply being nice and inoffensive to everyone and having the largest social media following in the right demographic that would align with the voters for CBB ... meh :cool:

did Darren really say the press called him the NEW Jason Donovan? hes younger than Jason Donovan???!!!! O_O
for me he's a bit of a wet blanket ... yes hes turned his life around but did this involve a total personality extraction?! :rolleyes:

i still really like John ... I dont find his "bitching" to be any worse than anyone else in the house and I think he's tried to help rather than hurt with anything hes said directly to people

i thought Gemma was presenting a very fake nice Gemma as her exit strategy ... playing at the good sport ... love youse all ... ohh but she doesnt love John after all ... she thinks hes a total asshole ... why didnt she say that to him?! she was busy schmoozing with him to avoid nominations i think ... THAT Worked out real well :D
 
crimmy said:
:rolleyes::rolleyes:I think what John said to Stephanie was really just what theyve all been saying behind her back ... they are sick of hearing about Jez ... sick of propping her up ... picking her up ... and dealing with the over the top stuff plus sick of tidying up after her all the time

he was in his own way also trying to help her ... as was scotty ... pointing out that things seemed to have turned around for her now people had seen her hanging around with others other than Jez 24/7 so she should not keep bringing that back to the fore and keep people focussed on her positive stuff if she wants to win

i can see steph and scotty being the final 2 ... and Scotty winning it ... and whilst I have no problem with that I really think hed be winning due to simply being nice and inoffensive to everyone and having the largest social media following in the right demographic that would align with the voters for CBB ... meh :cool:

did Darren really say the press called him the NEW Jason Donovan? hes younger than Jason Donovan???!!!! O_O
for me he's a bit of a wet blanket ... yes hes turned his life around but did this involve a total personality extraction?! :rolleyes:

i still really like John ... I dont find his "bitching" to be any worse than anyone else in the house and I think he's tried to help rather than hurt with anything hes said directly to people

i thought Gemma was presenting a very fake nice Gemma as her exit strategy ... playing at the good sport ... love youse all ... ohh but she doesnt love John after all ... she thinks hes a total asshole ... why didnt she say that to him?! she was busy schmoozing with him to avoid nominations i think ... THAT Worked out real well :D
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To me he seemed to be whinging. Sure you might not want to hear it but the majority of the time it's eye rolling or comments behind her back. She's a different generation, I have no doubt that he can no longer relate to someone who doesn't have their shit together but it comes across sometimes as feeling like he's superior. Like a long-suffering martyr. I was fine with him and can see why he might be over hearing the same thing but he could have reacted better I thought to the task.

He doesn't get the fact that Steph isn't even thinking of 'winning' the show like they are, she's thinking about her life and what's next. It's on her mind so she talks about it like a real person who is confused and seeking confirmation. Advice on how to win the show isn't the advice she needs.

If the public don't like that and prefer someone doing and saying the 'right' things because winning then that's how it goes.

Scotty T hasn't been his normal self either, he's playing way different to the drunken, vomiting, rooting, wall punching knob I've seen him as.

I agree about Darren.

I don't know who will win to be honest.
 
...I've yet to watch today's episode... we only just got the Internet back about an hour ago... (just in time for 'I'm a Celeb' lol!)... I'll watch it just after that ends lol!... cheers.
 
For me personally the last 15 mins or so of the daily show were entertaining.... and oh yes, there was this one inevitable gem from Gemma where she basically declared that we don't need dictionaries because we have spell-checkers. What can I say? I wonder if "innit" is in her spell-checker because it sure isn't in the Oxford dictionary. (Just checking if you're all paying attention - because it actually IS in the Oxford... how it got there though, I guess only the Essex gods or perhaps Tony the Pony knows.)

So basically the final 15 mins consisted of something akin to the showdown at the OK Coral... only this time the outnumbered good guys namely Tiff and Steph ended up winning... and nobody even died. It was still a spectacle though, because the old fuddy duddies, Darren, John, and Daniella oh yes, and some guy who somehow didn't fit in the picture at all because through the whole series he'd been flying under the radar aka Scotti T, they'd all congregated like that proverbial pack of hyenas.... only this time one couldn't be too sure whether there intention was an all out attack or simply self-defense.

Seemed to turn out to be a bit a both. So the pack was yelping out for and trying to lure Tiff into their lair to give her a dressing down (except Steph it must be noted) but as would have been obvious to those of the more enlightened, Tiff wasn't gonna have any of that shit and even the pack in unison didn't manage to shout her down. No wonder than the Britons can't win World Cups and Wars on their own any more. Ouch... (I didn't even say that) :woot:

Long story short, from the point of the argument, Tiff had been right all along while Darren had shown his age of.... what is it now.... 125?

So in the past, Tiff had gone up to Darren and told him that she was horny... despite having already been told by Darren that he was a happily married man bla... bla....
I do not for one moment believe that Tiff at that moment intended anything more than a little verbal flirtation, and call me old-fashioned you sexually overcharged spring chickens, I see NOTHING wrong with that.

Sir Lanzelot Darren of course saw red at that moment an in his simple mind could only conclude that that sexy black mama was hell-bent to get him in the sack for the night. Get a grip on yourself old man.

So while Tif was elaborating her take on what had taken place, lil Scotti T thought he'd display a little of his 'manly-hood' by way of trying to placate Tiff in a 'brotherly' kind of way.

Fuck you dumbass!! She didn't say that of course, she's just a little bit too smart for that, but I know it was on her mind. First I'm offering some of my sugar for free on more than one occasion and each time you reject me like a cheap ho.... and now you wanna come to my rescue??? Fuck you lil boy!!

Meanwhile "the old guard" in the house seemed out of sorts again because apparently Steph had gone off the rails AGAIN!!! What a freightened little bunch of wankers. Steph was perfectly all right, nothing really hapened and had ANY of thos idiots payed even the slightest attention, they would have known that Steph can ALWAYS be talked to because she actually listens and does NOT prioritise her own little dramas like pretty much the rest of them.


That's how I see it anyway. :biggrin::biggrin:
 
Dystopia said:
I find it touch and go with BOTS. Sometimes BOTS is better than the daily show and sometimes it's just crap. I find in the case of BOTS it has a lot to do with who the panellists are.



At this stage my greatest concern is still for Tony the Pony. - What will his role be inside that dank establishment? Will the proprietress attempt to entice prospective customers by letting them have free rides around the shop on the poor little beast.... or even worse - will she emulate the "Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show" of old to drum up more business? Can you see the beached whale sporting a Cowboy hat and spurred boots, riding poor little Tony the Pony to his death...?? The horror... someone call the authorities, that woman is capable of ANYTHING.

I dare not even mention poor little Tony the Pony and one well documented designer vagina in the same sentence. OMG... :arghh:
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hahaha that proper made me laugh out loud. You're the BEST Dys!
 
… now that I’ve finished watching ‘I’m a Celeb’ I can finally watch this lol!...

(1 )… SuperJohn and Stiff Fanny have a ‘heart to heart’ chat… it seems like everyone is making up for the final last days eh?...

(2)… Gemma actually takes part in a task!... wow!... some of the housemates aren’t exactly the sharpest tools in the shed are they?... Tiff-any-one is on the ball at least… (not Snotty T-bags ball though)…Dopey Darren has the least amount of ‘tweets’ followers of them all with only 20,000 followers lol!... he shouts out… “that’s 20,000 more than when I came in here!”… hahahaha!...

(3)… the thing that I like about Dopey Darren is that he tells everything that he has done wrong in his life in total truth mode all the time… he is very humble too… sadly… that makes him so boring at times too… but I like him!...

(4)… Gemma gets evicted… it might just be me but SuperJohn sounds so much like and acts like Vivian from ‘The Young Ones’ to me every time that he speaks!... lol!...

(5)… Dreary Daniella is in the Diary Room and… she’s actually smiling!!!!... no really… she is!!!...

(6)… yet another task… an ‘awards’ task… it’s quite the group ‘love-fest’ happening between them all now eh?... my god!... the size of Tiff-any-ones earrings!... amazing!!!!... lol!... there were quite an amazing range of revelations throughout that task weren’t there?... Dopey Darren ‘got the hump’ apparently lol!...

(7)… Dopey Darren tries to make it up with Tiff-any-one in the bedroom… (wow!... he is quite brave after all lol!)… they are friends again after it all… in the Diary Room later he voices his opinion… he really doesn’t ever really get the shits does he?... (I wish that I was like that all the time lol!)...

…you can tell that the housemates are just ‘doing the time’ now for the last couple of days eh?... it seems that none of them can be bothered to ‘entertain’ us any more in my opinion at least… now for BOTS… cheers.
 
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… now for BOTS:… on the panel are…Josie Gibson/Russell Grant (I don’t like this tosser at all) and Georgia Kousoulou… what a surname and a half that is!... (that’s a hell of an outfit that Josie is wearing… it shows her ‘assets’ quite well doesn’t it?)…

(1 )… Rylan does his ‘Who Will Win… You Decide!’ (as if!) speech as usual…

(2)… Rylan’s News:... There’s a secret task of ‘seeking the most attention’ in tomorrow’s show apparently… it’s between Stiff Fanny and Snotty T-bag… it looks silly to me but…

(3)… Rylan has a James Ingham on with ‘Headlines’… **YAWN-FEST**… “David is Dead!” was the number one headline in the end… gawd that dragged on!...

(4)… it looks like there’s a ‘press conference’ type of task tomorrow… Megan was in it… and apparently there are some ‘touchy’ moments in it…

(5)… Dr Pam Spurr is now on… (I really like her)… her views were definitely a lot more valid than the poo lady’s findings of course…

(6)… ‘Rylan versus the housemates’ is next… yep!... moving on…

(7)… for reasons unknown to mankind they have that vile turd John McCririck on doing a segment… fast forward…

…a pretty flat boring how tonight except for Dr Pam Spurr for me at least… I stopped watching when Rylan went to the audience… I hate it when he does that… cheers.
 
shaydee said:
The Daily Fail is reporting that the GC could have her own Kardashian style reality show & earn up to a million quid.

I'm sure you'll be glued to the tv won't you @Dystopia :woot:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Collins-set-1MILLION-payday-reality-show.html
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Of course, ANYTHING to please a Lady: here are the conditions -

The blindfolds and shackles I had actually been looking forward to, are off... I'm not gonna walk into a death-trap blindfolded.

You ensure that at any time the whale's voice starts sounding, the TVs are muted. You make sure that the screens are covered with black muslin at all times so the risk of my seeing that visage ever again are reduced to a minimum.

Regarding the fees you'll have to pay me, my accountants are drawing up the contracts as we speak.

You are truly evil shaydee... I actually read all that crap and I fear that now I'll be psychologically scarred for the rest of my life.
 
Insomniac said:
To me he seemed to be whinging. Sure you might not want to hear it but the majority of the time it's eye rolling or comments behind her back. She's a different generation, I have no doubt that he can no longer relate to someone who doesn't have their shit together but it comes across sometimes as feeling like he's superior. Like a long-suffering martyr. I was fine with him and can see why he might be over hearing the same thing but he could have reacted better I thought to the task.

He doesn't get the fact that Steph isn't even thinking of 'winning' the show like they are, she's thinking about her life and what's next. It's on her mind so she talks about it like a real person who is confused and seeking confirmation. Advice on how to win the show isn't the advice she needs.

If the public don't like that and prefer someone doing and saying the 'right' things because winning then that's how it goes.

Scotty T hasn't been his normal self either, he's playing way different to the drunken, vomiting, rooting, wall punching knob I've seen him as.
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Couldn't agree more with you!

As regards Scotty, I of course haven't a clue of who he is or was, but as a mentioned earlier, I noticed a distinct change in his behaviour these last few days,... scheming a hell of a lot and flying under the radar at the same time. I don't appreciate devious behaviour, regardless of where it comes from.
 
I'm not sure if you guys have heard the news but there is a bit of a voting scandal going on at the moment in regards to Scotty T.

His Geordie shore castmate Gaz, the most popular Geordie shore member, sent out a snapchat asking people to ring this number for a chance to be able to speak with him inside the Geordie Shore house.

The number however was the number to vote for Scotty T to win and 1000s of (young naive) girls rang up thinking they where going to get the chance to talk to Gaz.

Of course this is technically fraud, and unfair. So a lot of people arnt happy.

Scotty was always properly going to win anyway as his fan base is huge here due to the show being so popular with young teens. So this scam has now more than likey given him the win.

heres the link to the story
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/outraged-celebrity-big-brother-fans-7311075
 
… jeez there must only be another 2 shows until this all wraps up and Stiff Fanny goes home with the cash eh?... which is the last show?... does anyone know?... anyhow… today’s show…

(1 )… it really is amazing… I do understand everything that Snotty T-bag says as I said in a previous post… if nothing else that this show has done for me it has taught me a new language!... ‘Scottishnese!’… lol!...

(2)… Tiff-any-one is in the Diary Room… always worth watching lol!...

(3)… Stiff Fanny and Snotty T-bag have to do the ‘centre of attention’ task… she tries to recreate ‘knicker-gate’ again and Snotty T-bag dry humps Tiff-any-one… yeah... whatever… Dopey Darren refuses outright to clean up ‘milk-gate’ now…

(4)… oh good!... Luisa Zissman is going into the house!... (I love her as you all probably know already lol!)…

(5)… SuperJohn is in the Diary Room saying that he’ is done’ and refuses to do anymore tasks… he’s finally been beaten!...

(6)… the housemates are told about their tasks… SuperJohn is still chucking a tanty regardless lol!... they win the tasks and win ‘Gourmet burgers and a pint’… SuperJohn refuses to eat them…

(7)… the ‘press conference’ task begins and they are to be grilled by Vanessa Feltz and Luisa Zissman and Megan McKenna…

SuperJohn was up first and stood by his convictions the best he could… he answered well enough for his ‘crimes’ I thought…

Daniella was next… she never gave a rat’s arse about the questions and just fobbed them off by saying… “I am wot I am!”… and that was it…

Dopey Darren is next and answers his past ‘indiscretions’ quite calmly and eloquently and honestly I thought…

Snotty T-bag is next… boy did he squirm with Megan’s questions… during the interrogation Vanessa asked Tiff-any-one whether she touched his ‘willy’ during ‘shower-gate’ and she replied… “no!... it would still be in mah hand now if ah did!”… hahahahaha!... he was so uncomfortable during the questioning…

Tiff-any-one is next… “if ah need to be penetrated then why should I keep that to mahself?”… was her answer to Luisa lol!... “why should I do that just in case somebody might slip up and might want to give me the dick ahm gonna be there to receive it!”… through howls of laughter she brought the house down lol!... she put that female audience member in her place pretty well and pretty quickly too… (that woman sure got her 15 seconds of fame didn’t she?)...

Stiff Fanny is next… fast forward… moving on… that was the end of the task…

(8)… Dopey Darren talks to SuperJohn about why he has been so ‘boring’… a fair enough call with his answer in my books…

(9)… SuperJohn is in the Diary Room stating the bleeding obvious…

(10)… Snotty T-bag talks with Tiff-any-one… he is no longer to kiss her anymore because of Megan…. they both agree to it…

(11)… they are all in the Diary Room this time and are again having another love-fest… someone lets off a fart… end of show…


…this was one of the better shows in my books… now for Bots… cheers.
 
So the daily show is worth watching imo. First part of the day when Steph and Scotty had been given the secret task, John lost the plot completely and spat the dummy. Bad performance Sir, bad performance. Not even Tiff, the girl he had decided to have evicted from the house after the "David is dead affair" managed to cheer up the little sook even though she tried her best. Just goes to show.



Then came the press conference in the evening which I personally found hilarious mainly because of how Tiff ripped that menopausal cow to pieces who dared lecturing Tiff on whether "to be horny or not to be horny - that is the question. " Poor would-be journalist, and she had everything so well prepared. Hahahahahahaha..... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
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