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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

Dystopia said:
I've been thinking about the 'sniffing' as you call it myself because it seemed such a thorn in the eyes of the public. part of her outlet I concluded in the end - it wasn't as so she'd bawl her eyes out for hours.
In contrast, what would Megan have done in for her a stressful situation? I think we all know that. So you can pick one by one, we all use our special outlet for stressful situations.
I might be imagining this, but since a day or so, ever since Steph realised that not the whole world is on her case, she's done very little 'sniffing'.

Regarding "fleek" I'd better keep my eyes on you... first you drag me into the murky waters of Twitter and now I end up in the Urban Dictionary.... this can't end good. I'd better keep my distance from you. :p
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haha... stick with me kid.. i'll take you places :woot:
 
crimmy said:
oh well ...
at least she doesn't stick with the pink! but if that's her idea of a Christmas window ... she needs help!

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Yeah but it's Essex dahhlin'... everyfink's gotta be well glam innit.
 
adsyj said:
My only question is this.

how does Gemma run a shop. She doesn't get out of bed until around 11am then seems to take at least two hours with her hair rollers. Then she seems to need another rest in bed in the arvo. What time would she open the shop. Must be afternoon evening trade only.
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Some other lacky will run it most of the time no doubt. She probably flits in & out in between proper Essex blow dries, mani pedi's & spray tans.[DOUBLEPOST=1454477064][/DOUBLEPOST]
crimmy said:
I can't stand John Mcwhoeverheis - not sure why they bother having him on - he makes my skin crawl!
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He sure is the definition of a dirty old man. Eurgh.
 
adsyj said:
My only question is this.

how does Gemma run a shop. She doesn't get out of bed until around 11am then seems to take at least two hours with her hair rollers. Then she seems to need another rest in bed in the arvo. What time would she open the shop. Must be afternoon evening trade only.
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One word : Employees :P
 
…today’s Eviction Show:… this is going to be so much fun to see who went…

(1 )… wow!... Whiney Willis sure is looking ‘fuller’ now isn’t she?... she looks good in that outfit…the last Eviction Show… wow!...

(2)… Tiff-any-one always says "oh my gosh!"... that so cracks me up… she’s in the Diary Room having her say as usual... she never holds back when saying what she thinks lol!...

(3)… Dopey Darren’s story about his phone and basically being blackmailed by a Newspaper was an eye opener and a half… my god!... wow!... I’ve really come to like Darren because basically he’s just a nice guy... he never has an unkind word towards anyone does he?...

(4)… I bet that blowing up those balloons was hard for Snotty T-bag… oh my god… having to put those 10 Wasabi marshmallows in her mouth?... ouchies!... Gemma won’t break eggs on her head “beauwse I just ad a blow-dry!”… Big Brother obviously forgot that “I don’t do tasks Big Bruvva!”… (silly him)… lol!...

(5)… Tiff-any-one tells them all “I’m horny!”… Dopey Darren says… “steady on now!”… hahahaha!... she then offers to help Snotty T-bag wash himself while he’s in the shower… she then giggles her tits off when he does something in there… Dopey Darren and Dreary Daniella have a whingy whiney grump session about Tiff-any-one’s revelations… ha!... such old fuddy-duddies!…

(6)… the eviction is about to happen… Gemma the Hutt gets boos and Stiff Fanny gets cheers… (I guess that Gemma is going tonight and that Stephanie is earmarked to win this for sure now eh?)…

(7)… Stiff Fanny is saved... Gemma is evicted?????... holy shit Batman!... I did not see that happening either crimmy!!!... oh wow!... what a shock!... boos boos and more boos as she leaves the house…

(8)… Gemma’s exit interview… she can’t wait to be back in her shop tomorrow… she takes the ‘boos’ as a compliment… (that’s actually a great attitude to have with that… colour me impressed!)... they show her who nominated her but she isn’t phased at all... I wish to fuck that the crowd would shut the hell up… they are so annoying… it’s her time not theirs FFS!... they show a clip of her refusing to do the tasks… hahaha!... what a great reel!...hilarious!... Emma tries to back her into a corner about not doing the tasks but Gemma is smarter than that… Emma hit a blank with that one… they show her ‘highlights’ reel… what a great exit interview from her… that really surprised me to be honest…

(9)… so now it’s a vote to win… (as if those votes actually matter)…


…well… not the result that I was expecting for sure but hey… another one bites the dust!... lol!... now for BOTS… it should be a good show with Gemma on there… cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…today’s Eviction Show:… this is going to be so much fun to see who went…

(1 )… wow!... Whiney Willis sure is looking ‘fuller’ now isn’t she?... she looks good in that outfit…the last Eviction Show… wow!...

(2)… Tiff-any-one always says "oh my gosh!"... that so cracks me up… she’s in the Diary Room having her say as usual... she never holds back when saying what she thinks lol!...

(3)… Dopey Darren’s story about his phone and basically being blackmailed by a Newspaper was an eye opener and a half… my god!... wow!... I’ve really come to like Darren because basically he’s just a nice guy... he never has an unkind word towards anyone does he?...

(4)… I bet that blowing up those balloons was hard for Snotty T-bag… oh my god… having to put those 10 Wasabi marshmallows in her mouth?... ouchies!... Gemma won’t break eggs on her head “beauwse I just ad a blow-dry!”… Big Brother obviously forgot that “I don’t do tasks Big Bruvva!”… (silly him)… lol!...

(5)… Tiff-any-one tells them all “I’m horny!”… Dopey Darren says… “steady on now!”… hahahaha!... she then offers to help Snotty T-bag wash himself while he’s in the shower… she then giggles her tits off when he does something in there… Dopey Darren and Dreary Daniella have a whingy whiney grump session about Tiff-any-one’s revelations… ha!... such old fuddy-duddies!…

(6)… the eviction is about to happen… Gemma the Hutt gets boos and Stiff Fanny gets cheers… (I guess that Gemma is going tonight and that Stephanie is earmarked to win this for sure now eh?)…

(7)… Stiff Fanny is saved... Gemma is evicted?????... holy shit Batman!... I did not see that happening either crimmy!!!... oh wow!... what a shock!... boos boos and more boos as she leaves the house…

(8)… Gemma’s exit interview… she can’t wait to be back in her shop tomorrow… she takes the ‘boos’ as a compliment… (that’s actually a great attitude to have with that… colour me impressed!)... they show her who nominated her but she isn’t phased at all... I wish to fuck that the crowd would shut the hell up… they are so annoying… it’s her time not theirs FFS!... they show a clip of her refusing to do the tasks… hahaha!... what a great reel!...hilarious!... Emma tries to back her into a corner about not doing the tasks but Gemma is smarter than that… Emma hit a blank with that one… they show her ‘highlights’ reel… what a great exit interview from her… that really surprised me to be honest…

(9)… so now it’s a vote to win… (as if those votes actually matter)…


…well… not the result that I was expecting for sure but hey… another one bites the dust!... lol!... now for BOTS… it should be a good show with Gemma on there… cheers.
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I wasn't that shocked that Gemma went - the public has been turning against her for a little while now. I thought either her or Danniella.

I'm really glad for Stephanie that the crowd has somewhat turned around - I think someone like Gemma can easily handle the boos, I don't think Steph would. I think she's vulnerable and it'd be nice if she didn't get booed off the stage when she came out in any case. I still think it's about 50/50 with the public so I'm still unsure if she's in the running to actually win.

I've heard Derrr-en say a few things - usually when sucking up to Chases-Parked-Cars-Danniella. More in support of her bitching I guess. I do think he's nice, but really holding back what he really thinks.

I'd rather John win than Tiffany (if it's not going to be Steph that is :P) - she's been a bit over the top with the whole being horny thing. She keeps going on and on and on about it. We get it, you need a root. It's all a bit for the cameras for my liking (cynical I know).
 
Good Riddance! An Epitaph... NOT

I don't get annoyed easily... a pesky mosquito can annoy me but then I just kill it and life is back to normal.

But that woman, the beached whale managed to annoy me whenever she appeared on the screen or when I had to listen to her voice. At this point I want to clear something up which perhaps I should have done long ago.

I never called her 'beached whale' due to her size or body shape, contrary to some opinions I do have tact and even something called compassion. I have close friends of whom two are about twice the size of Gemma - but I'd never refer to them as 'beached whales' simply because unlike beached whales, they behave like human beings. They get out of bed in the morning and do what most human beings do, be human... go to work or take the kids to school and to the best of my knowledge none of them has a designer fanny and you all know the rest unless you happen to live on Planet Gemma of course.

Emma Willis, as was expected, stuffed up the post-eviction interview again... never mind that she treated her like Royalty but her 'best bits' - does anybody in the audience NOT know that Gemma categorically refused to do any tasks? So how does that make her 'best bits'?

Here are her best bits and now I wish I had the patience of one Mr Stickyfingers and collected more because there must have been hundreds.

"This is the mind-numbingnest task ever..." Trust me, I checked all the dictionaries - the word does NOT exist - but she went one better only yesterday I think:

"This is the mindest-numbingnest bla bla..."

Another recent one was when she declared that Steph had had an 'authentication' with someone. Well, she is the classy garment designer with two businesses and a designer fanny, I'm sure she's got her language right.

But my favourite will always be that in Gemma universe it was Mozart who painted the Mona Lisa.

:woot::woot::woot:
 
Insomniac said:
Not sure why but I can't stand that BOTS show.
I guess I don't like shows where people try to say what opinion others should have lol.
Each to their own I guess - maybe it was just an 'off' one I watched.
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I find it touch and go with BOTS. Sometimes BOTS is better than the daily show and sometimes it's just crap. I find in the case of BOTS it has a lot to do with who the panellists are.
shaydee said:
Yeah but it's Essex dahhlin'... everyfink's gotta be well glam innit.
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At this stage my greatest concern is still for Tony the Pony. - What will his role be inside that dank establishment? Will the proprietress attempt to entice prospective customers by letting them have free rides around the shop on the poor little beast.... or even worse - will she emulate the "Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show" of old to drum up more business? Can you see the beached whale sporting a Cowboy hat and spurred boots, riding poor little Tony the Pony to his death...?? The horror... someone call the authorities, that woman is capable of ANYTHING.

I dare not even mention poor little Tony the Pony and one well documented designer vagina in the same sentence. OMG... :arghh:
 
…today’s BOTS:… on the panel are… Anthea Turner/Natasha Hamilton/Mario Falcone and Jeremy…

(1 )… oh my god… that female in the audience didn’t hold back when asked if she was happy that Gemma went did she?... “she’s the most selfish/self-obsessed/Diva-ish/unpleasant vile piece of work that I’ve ever seen on TV in a long time… ouch!... (I wonder if Gemma will say something to her when she comes on?)... and the word ‘Diva-ish’?.... is that even a word?...

(2)… Gemma walks down the stairs to a Shirley Bassey song blaring in the background… she sits on the sofa for her interview with Rylan… they talk about Jonathon… (remember him?)… lol!... (I didn’t!)… they show her ‘breakouts’ from the house… she says over and over “I don’t take myself seriously”… Gemma wants Daniella to win the show… (that’s never gonna happen is it?)… overall… that was a pretty decent interview in the end…

(3)… that audience member that Rylan got up for the ‘egg task’ must have been a plant in the audience… she really played that skit like a fiddle from what I saw…

(4)… Mario says that he would’ve ‘serviced Tiffany’ on the very first day if he had been put in there this year instead of when he went in previously… (he is one brave man!... she would’ve torn him to pieces!)… lol!...

(5)… the audience so love Tiffany don’t they?... perhaps Stephanie is in for a run for her money after all?...

(6)… Natasha ‘ups’ Gemma about whether the ‘Gemma and GC’ double persona is just a bit of a cop out… Gemma gives her a answer that doesn’t really answer the question but it must have been a fair enough answer because they never asked her again about it…

(7)… Gemma calls John an out and out arsehole and was quite adamant about it too…enough said I guess lol!...


…the show wasn’t too bad although I did expect a few more embarrassing moments to be hurled into her face but she handled the whole show quite well… she may have actually won the show if she didn’t go in as ‘GC’ as she calls her alter-ego but as ‘Gemma instead… but still… too late now eh?... cheers.
 
Natasha was a delight to listen to, a woman who not only has a brain but also knows how to use it.

The other dope-head Anthea on the other hand was one of those whom, despite never having heard of hear, I could exactly predict regarding who's side she was on and what 'arguments' she'd present.
To her credit, she pronounced the word supercilious correctly and seemed to know the meaning of it..... but that was all.


In the end, regarding the epic drama of Steph's abominations of course (what else) - Ms Anthea had the brilliant idea that Steph might be needy. NEEDY!!! What a genius you are Anthea, pft.... I've got news for you.

We are ALL needy ALL the time in one way or another, it's part of being human. It's just that in our modern "feeling good about myself" world we cannot allow ourselves to admit that anymore.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being needy even if you make it sound like a disease.

Now get your ass off BOTS and never come back or I'll show you what it feels to be really needy and you won't like it, arrogant cow!!! :wacky:
 
Without giving away too much about current house goings on:

Ugh John. I withdraw my support.
Go buy a sense of humour and see a proctologist for a stickectomy.
 
Insomniac said:
Without giving away too much about current house goings on:

Ugh John. I withdraw my support.
Go buy a sense of humour and see a proctologist for a stickectomy.
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Yes, seen it, what a dick... looks more and more like the typical "sore loser drama queen" me.

...and for those who are still watching, a daily show link for the under-privileged who cannot afford the membership to the Masons and thus don't know about the 'secret handshake':

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Can i just offer a round of applause and a heartfelt thanks to Stephanie for some quite lovely side boob tonight. Yes I'm a shallow male!

Darren is an odd one isn't he. He has that hang dog expression all the time always looks a bit tightly wound to me, kinda makes me think it wouldn't take much for him to fall off the wagon. I don't mind him seems nice enough but really does need to grow a pair. Dude Jumpergate really? Plus you are a man, some chick saying she is horny and you get all wound up about. Settle petal.

Hard to see Scotty T getting beat if he has 1.3million. twitter followers. Cant understand a word he says most of the time but is a good bloke and is always up for everything and is generally likeable. Would be a fair winner.

Tiff I have gone off just a bit. Way to sensitive to either being nominated or some wussy bloke saying he felt uncomfortable cause she said she was horny.

Johnny - I actually don't mind him. He can't win but has been an interesting character.

Daniella - no, just no. Got nothing, has over achieved in making the Final.

Steph - I see reading online that it looks like her and Jeremy may get another reality show tracking their romance outside the house, so probably whether or not she gets the vote she has won already, new show and a new bloke. I'm going to admit it out loud. I'm into the whole Steph and Jezza love story. Crikey what is happening to me.

So I'm just happy Gemma didn't win or make the final. Any of the others winning would not offend me. That being said I don't Daniella is any chance. But to get off the fence I'm going to go for Steph. I just like her.
 
Gemma was an interesting character and I'm kinda sad she is gone, though didn't want her to win. If I lived in her area I would love to drop by that shop.

I don't know what John did recently, won't get that show til tomorrow probably but I do like John, I like someone who says how it is without a lot of phony bs.

I am sick of Stephanie and I wish she had gone instead of Jeremy. I actually don't like him either but thought we might get some fun shows with him and Scotty T in a bromance. Wasn't to be.

Its been a good season but only boring/annoying people are left. The latest shows were snooze fests for me.
My winner would be Scotty T, followed by John, Darren, Danielle, Tiffany, Stephanie.
 
Sparrow11 said:
He is revolting to look at, listen to, etc. I mute and fast forward whenever he is on.
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...he is a vile person that is famous for being a vile housemate... so he keeps being exactly that in order to get these gigs on BOTS... I do listen to what he says though because a lot of times he says what we are all thinking but he has no limits to saying those things to peoples faces either... he's disgusting... cheers.
 
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