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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016
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Dystopia
Flying so high..
Poor Stephanie sweet girl... there there...
I just knew her wearing of the pink hat with the silly ears the previous night did not augur well. She'll be all right and the audience will have new fodder to get excited about: Jeremy the home-wrecker, Stephanie the whore and oohhh, uuhhh...
It's just what we needed now that Winstongate has fizzled out.
I like Jonathan and Nancy, even though the dumbass was trying to pick a fight with her. He should pick on the "Beached Whale" aka Gemma instead.
Nancy is definitely the one with the composure. She is a smart woman who doesn't involve herself in petty bickering like most of the other HMs.
Danielle should grow up and take her thumb out of her mouth. But... but but she's been through a lot in life - yea yea yea... so have others. She's an adult. To think that she had six boob jobs - that's to look pretty or sexy I think - yet she can't see that a grown-up woman with her thumb in her mouth looks silly and rather unattractive.
With a bit of luck, Jonathan will manage to vex Saint John to the extend that the Saint will throw a tantrum. That's really all we can hope for at the moment. Unless of course the producers get their act together and ring up the Goddess from the North:
"Helen The Holy"
Put Helen in there for three days and we'll have us a show!!
I just knew her wearing of the pink hat with the silly ears the previous night did not augur well. She'll be all right and the audience will have new fodder to get excited about: Jeremy the home-wrecker, Stephanie the whore and oohhh, uuhhh...
It's just what we needed now that Winstongate has fizzled out.
I like Jonathan and Nancy, even though the dumbass was trying to pick a fight with her. He should pick on the "Beached Whale" aka Gemma instead.
Nancy is definitely the one with the composure. She is a smart woman who doesn't involve herself in petty bickering like most of the other HMs.
Danielle should grow up and take her thumb out of her mouth. But... but but she's been through a lot in life - yea yea yea... so have others. She's an adult. To think that she had six boob jobs - that's to look pretty or sexy I think - yet she can't see that a grown-up woman with her thumb in her mouth looks silly and rather unattractive.
With a bit of luck, Jonathan will manage to vex Saint John to the extend that the Saint will throw a tantrum. That's really all we can hope for at the moment. Unless of course the producers get their act together and ring up the Goddess from the North:
"Helen The Holy"
Put Helen in there for three days and we'll have us a show!!
BigBrotherCritic
Like working a job 24/7, for 2 days on the trot
So they say the telling of his death was off camera yet at the end of Episode 7, her reaction to his death is there...
I don't understand
I don't understand
Dystopia is on fire. Best BB commentary ever.
I gotta laugh at that big rig Gemma, she barely moves from her bed all day and then its only to stick her nose in somebodies business. She might win the thing but.
As for Stephanie, could not agree more. She is tossing it to Jeremy, she knows she is disrespecting the boyfriend on the outside thus the tears of guilt and shame. Frankly that group of four lovers Scotty/ Meghan, Steph/Jeremy are becoming boring. Evict those two girls and those blokes might be fun in the house. Especially with Tiffany on the prowl.
Johnathan had potential to cause some stir in the house but he has wimped out, kinda of a shame.
Probably to early to call but I think we have had way better seasons of Celeb BB, this looks like it might be a fizzer.
I gotta laugh at that big rig Gemma, she barely moves from her bed all day and then its only to stick her nose in somebodies business. She might win the thing but.
As for Stephanie, could not agree more. She is tossing it to Jeremy, she knows she is disrespecting the boyfriend on the outside thus the tears of guilt and shame. Frankly that group of four lovers Scotty/ Meghan, Steph/Jeremy are becoming boring. Evict those two girls and those blokes might be fun in the house. Especially with Tiffany on the prowl.
Johnathan had potential to cause some stir in the house but he has wimped out, kinda of a shame.
Probably to early to call but I think we have had way better seasons of Celeb BB, this looks like it might be a fizzer.
Oh my... is this what happened? Who would have thought they use such outdated methods in California?
Hilarious Sticky! Just how do you come by all this classified information?
...I'm shagging Big Brother... you know... 'pillow talk' and everything... just like Big Brother... I know everything!... (cue evil laugh)... mauwahahahahahahahahaha!...
All right Sticky... if you can prove to me that your name is not Brutus, I will no longer feel like Julius on the senate floor
...et tu brute'... **snigger snigger**... cheers.
Ep 7 - basically a silly gift-giving task handed to Jonathon who straight up picks a gift for himself - noice!
He "gifts" Angie and Nancy incarceration - Angie doesnt catch the gift box as it is shot out of the plinth and up into the air ... so she doesn't get her punishment but Nancy does ... and its a little prison carriage/cage out in backyard where she is to remain until further notice ... she's told to gather as many clothes as she thinks she might need but all she seems interested in gathering is her makeup! (clothes might at least keep you warm outside Nancy - your makeup WONT!) ... first she says she will refuse (the others seem a little concerned at that believing if she refuses they might all get a punishment) but she goes out and sits in the carriage ... sure its open-sided and it does start raining ... but ffs its not THAT bad ... but she does start saying she might have to speak to her lawyer (or that's what I interpretted her as saying ... but with her garbled blitherings who knows!!)
what was telling was that noone seemed to go out in the backyard to keep her company - maybe they weren't allowed to ... but I prefer to think NOONE WANTED TO!!
yes yes - you already know I don't like her!
Stephanie continues the woe is me and "I'm not doing anything wrong" and her enablers Megan (just plain thick) and Jeremy (well its in his best interests to keep this up isn't it? No big deal for him - its not his relationship that is going to be circling the drain) keep agreeing that she's not done anything wrong ...
Still think the stupid girl should simply reverse the situation and think about what HER reaction and thoughts would be ... then she might get a fkn clue!!!
Tiffany getting pie-eyed and kissing Jeremy and Scottie T ... ICK ICK ICK ICK ICKETTY ICK - did I say ICK?
and LMAO @ Tiffany instructing Gemma and Megan on ummm wellll Russian body parts ... who would really be that interested in Jonathon's anything anyway? oh wait ... another KKlingon would
Now that he's left the house does Gemma think he's giving her a second thought? Will he be flying back for the finale? Will he be inviting her over to meet his BFF KimmieK? I dont' think so! and why? remember when he asked to leave when feeling claustrophic (aka his first hissy fit in the DR?) ... remember when he came back into the house and she ran squealing at him and hugged him ... he did not put his arms around her and he looked over towards the cameras - he wasn't engaging with her at all - he couldn't give a rats about her. She's there thinking she's going to be the BFF of the BFF of KimmieK ... or is that a Klingon of the KKlingon ... KKKlingon
so then if someone starts sucking up to Gemma thinking she's the BFF of the BFF of KimmieK and they want to be the BFF of the BBF of the BFF of KimmieK thereby becoming a KKKKlingon ... oh you see where this is going ... a never-ending chain of empty-minded BFF's & a boundless bounty of KKlingons .. oh joy!
John P has to give his nominations face to face this week and Tiffany is immune (bummer - however from past experience this usually leads to the immune person becoming a little more obnoxious thinking that noone will remember the next week - DOH!)
I don't think it will worry John to give his opinion - he'll be clever enough to pull his punches
I can Darren flying under the radar ... as will Kristina and maybe Chris ... Angie, Nancy and Stephanie will be up - possibly Megan because she's been moody
when they showed the promo for tomorrow night's show and Angie having been told - I think they told her off camera then rolled camera to ask her reaction ... she seemed quite controlled and ok but then I think talking a bit more it hit her ... they then showed John and Darren in the DR with her supporting her - and obviously they were told ... so does everyone get told? and did she choose those two as the people in the house she wanted to know who could support her? really there was no other choice to be had amongst the other housemates
He "gifts" Angie and Nancy incarceration - Angie doesnt catch the gift box as it is shot out of the plinth and up into the air ... so she doesn't get her punishment but Nancy does ... and its a little prison carriage/cage out in backyard where she is to remain until further notice ... she's told to gather as many clothes as she thinks she might need but all she seems interested in gathering is her makeup! (clothes might at least keep you warm outside Nancy - your makeup WONT!) ... first she says she will refuse (the others seem a little concerned at that believing if she refuses they might all get a punishment) but she goes out and sits in the carriage ... sure its open-sided and it does start raining ... but ffs its not THAT bad ... but she does start saying she might have to speak to her lawyer (or that's what I interpretted her as saying ... but with her garbled blitherings who knows!!)
what was telling was that noone seemed to go out in the backyard to keep her company - maybe they weren't allowed to ... but I prefer to think NOONE WANTED TO!!
yes yes - you already know I don't like her!
Stephanie continues the woe is me and "I'm not doing anything wrong" and her enablers Megan (just plain thick) and Jeremy (well its in his best interests to keep this up isn't it? No big deal for him - its not his relationship that is going to be circling the drain) keep agreeing that she's not done anything wrong ...
Still think the stupid girl should simply reverse the situation and think about what HER reaction and thoughts would be ... then she might get a fkn clue!!!
Tiffany getting pie-eyed and kissing Jeremy and Scottie T ... ICK ICK ICK ICK ICKETTY ICK - did I say ICK?
and LMAO @ Tiffany instructing Gemma and Megan on ummm wellll Russian body parts ... who would really be that interested in Jonathon's anything anyway? oh wait ... another KKlingon would
Now that he's left the house does Gemma think he's giving her a second thought? Will he be flying back for the finale? Will he be inviting her over to meet his BFF KimmieK? I dont' think so! and why? remember when he asked to leave when feeling claustrophic (aka his first hissy fit in the DR?) ... remember when he came back into the house and she ran squealing at him and hugged him ... he did not put his arms around her and he looked over towards the cameras - he wasn't engaging with her at all - he couldn't give a rats about her. She's there thinking she's going to be the BFF of the BFF of KimmieK ... or is that a Klingon of the KKlingon ... KKKlingon
so then if someone starts sucking up to Gemma thinking she's the BFF of the BFF of KimmieK and they want to be the BFF of the BBF of the BFF of KimmieK thereby becoming a KKKKlingon ... oh you see where this is going ... a never-ending chain of empty-minded BFF's & a boundless bounty of KKlingons .. oh joy!
John P has to give his nominations face to face this week and Tiffany is immune (bummer - however from past experience this usually leads to the immune person becoming a little more obnoxious thinking that noone will remember the next week - DOH!)
I don't think it will worry John to give his opinion - he'll be clever enough to pull his punches
I can Darren flying under the radar ... as will Kristina and maybe Chris ... Angie, Nancy and Stephanie will be up - possibly Megan because she's been moody
when they showed the promo for tomorrow night's show and Angie having been told - I think they told her off camera then rolled camera to ask her reaction ... she seemed quite controlled and ok but then I think talking a bit more it hit her ... they then showed John and Darren in the DR with her supporting her - and obviously they were told ... so does everyone get told? and did she choose those two as the people in the house she wanted to know who could support her? really there was no other choice to be had amongst the other housemates
straight into the first minutes of BBOTS and we get Jonathan's monologue to camera about why he's leaving - he's come to the end of his rope in there .. the house is turning ... he didn't want to stay for that second part of that ... YOU BARELY HUNG AROUND FOR THE FIRST PART!!! he's done his best to entertain the gang in there and laugh but noone's laughing anymore - YA THINK? if that was his idea of entertaining please KKlingon - don't give up your day job ... comedy is not your next calling!!
the pretentious git is leaving at night and standing there talking to camera with his sunglasses on ... his eyes are too precious with all those bright lights you know ...
and another reason he's left - he knows everything about them all now - there's nothing left to talk about except food and since he's the most hungry person in there and there is no food left it was time for him to leave ...
unfortunately we'll get to see him on BBOTS tomorrow night
the pretentious git is leaving at night and standing there talking to camera with his sunglasses on ... his eyes are too precious with all those bright lights you know ...
and another reason he's left - he knows everything about them all now - there's nothing left to talk about except food and since he's the most hungry person in there and there is no food left it was time for him to leave ...
unfortunately we'll get to see him on BBOTS tomorrow night
i just came across these - I read the 3rd one and loved it so I thought it might be worth posting them here for us to read whilst waiting for new shows to be uploaded on youtube
Austin Armacost is blogging about CBBUK ... his take on the housemates etc
Celebrity News
Exclusive: Austin Armacost's Celebrity Big Brother blog: "I think Jonathan Cheban's personality is fake"
Series 16 runner-up Austin Armacost blogs the new series of Celebrity Big Brother exclusively for Reveal.
Launch night*
You NEVER get a second chance to make a first impression. Although it will take some time for the housemates to settle in and open up completely, here are a few things I noticed in their introductory VTs and interview with Emma...
Full disclosure: I am a big fan of Tiffany 'New York' Pollard and have been for several years but I'm not familiar with any of the other contestants.
Gemma
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
"Known for always being on a diet" and "kiss my rather large ass" - well she said it. Not cut out for tasks? So why has she gone on a show that is full of tasks?! I am confused. Anyway, she seems to have an attitude - that will make for good telly.
John
© WENN.com
First off, good looking lad. He seems like a completely loveable guy who is full of talent. I do know him from EastEnders and remember how eye opening that interracial, same sex relationship was. I foresee John participating in everything with a smile on his face and not complaining once. GO GET IT!
Danniella
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
I respect anybody who is willing to open up right off the bat. Drugs, plastic surgery, getting p**sed off… WOW she is letting us know everything. I love a trouser suit and her hair looks flawless. Impossible to live with? YAY! I smell fireworks. Rule #1, when all the housemates are in the bedroom on night one, if you snore, let somebody wake you. It can sound like a zoo in that bedroom. *Did you see DANNIELLA'S FACE when Chris walked in? "WHO-NOSE" what happened between them... Hopefully the story comes out soon!
Christopher
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
I love Scousers! So was Danniella talking about Chris when she said "I don't want to see anybody who sold a story on me"? Also, why did he get so many boos? They seem to really hate him but he seems like a nice guy. Side note, he came to see my panto two weeks ago, LOL!
Tiffany
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
OH MY GOD I love her so much. She will put up with nothing! I think her tongue is sharper than Katie Hopkins' and mine combined. I don't care who walks through that eye after her... Housemates beware. And that strut, BAM.
Darren
Sh*gging loads of birds doesn't make you cool mate. Although, James Hill was a bit of a playboy also and everyone knows how well we got on. I do not foresee any bromances forming with him though.
Megan
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN.com
I love a hot bitch with an attitude. Hopefully she can walk the walk and not just talk the talk. I bet there will be some romance in the house this series, and I think she will be linked to one of the boys. Megan's look on a scale of 1-10 though? 10!
Winston
© WENN.com
Wake me up when the next one comes in. ZzZzZz. My first nomination is for Winston.
David
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
Hollywood types are always fun to watch. This will be interesting. Sucking up to the host though? We know Emma is fabulous David, the steps are that way.
Kristina
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
You are a woman so you are "better off cooking and cleaning?" Not in 2016 my dear! Although my girlie pal Gail Porter was the same way. Staying occupied is key. Kristina, if you are boring in the house, please just perform a jaw dropping dance so we are entertained.
Scotty
© WENN.com
He refers to himself as "turbo dick." I would say more like Turbo-Dickhead!
Jonathan
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN.com
You have never cleaned, done laundry, or cooked in your life? Go back to Hollywood. Interesting jacket... Oh wait, you are into "fashion". Check the Boots make-up counter, is it all gone? I reckon his personality is fake.
Angie
© WENN.com
Has Lady Colin Campbell's sister just stepped through the eye?
Stephanie
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN.com
She seems like a fun lass! Self proclaimed "crazy" baby, that is a good thing for this programme.
Jeremy
© WENN.com
Uh oh, he is a playboy as well… Scotty and this one are going to be after the same patch of grass. Please welcome the 2016 James Hill: tanned, toned, and taken care of.
Nancy
© WENN.com
WHO? Fur is not cool darling!
* I reserve the right to change my mind at any time. As the show progresses, my opinion may change. Obviously we have to see how people respond, react, and interact.
Austin Armacost is blogging about CBBUK ... his take on the housemates etc
Celebrity News
Exclusive: Austin Armacost's Celebrity Big Brother blog: "I think Jonathan Cheban's personality is fake"
Series 16 runner-up Austin Armacost blogs the new series of Celebrity Big Brother exclusively for Reveal.
Launch night*
You NEVER get a second chance to make a first impression. Although it will take some time for the housemates to settle in and open up completely, here are a few things I noticed in their introductory VTs and interview with Emma...
Full disclosure: I am a big fan of Tiffany 'New York' Pollard and have been for several years but I'm not familiar with any of the other contestants.
Gemma
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
"Known for always being on a diet" and "kiss my rather large ass" - well she said it. Not cut out for tasks? So why has she gone on a show that is full of tasks?! I am confused. Anyway, she seems to have an attitude - that will make for good telly.
John
© WENN.com
First off, good looking lad. He seems like a completely loveable guy who is full of talent. I do know him from EastEnders and remember how eye opening that interracial, same sex relationship was. I foresee John participating in everything with a smile on his face and not complaining once. GO GET IT!
Danniella
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
I respect anybody who is willing to open up right off the bat. Drugs, plastic surgery, getting p**sed off… WOW she is letting us know everything. I love a trouser suit and her hair looks flawless. Impossible to live with? YAY! I smell fireworks. Rule #1, when all the housemates are in the bedroom on night one, if you snore, let somebody wake you. It can sound like a zoo in that bedroom. *Did you see DANNIELLA'S FACE when Chris walked in? "WHO-NOSE" what happened between them... Hopefully the story comes out soon!
Christopher
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
I love Scousers! So was Danniella talking about Chris when she said "I don't want to see anybody who sold a story on me"? Also, why did he get so many boos? They seem to really hate him but he seems like a nice guy. Side note, he came to see my panto two weeks ago, LOL!
Tiffany
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
OH MY GOD I love her so much. She will put up with nothing! I think her tongue is sharper than Katie Hopkins' and mine combined. I don't care who walks through that eye after her... Housemates beware. And that strut, BAM.
Darren
Sh*gging loads of birds doesn't make you cool mate. Although, James Hill was a bit of a playboy also and everyone knows how well we got on. I do not foresee any bromances forming with him though.
Megan
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN.com
I love a hot bitch with an attitude. Hopefully she can walk the walk and not just talk the talk. I bet there will be some romance in the house this series, and I think she will be linked to one of the boys. Megan's look on a scale of 1-10 though? 10!
Winston
© WENN.com
Wake me up when the next one comes in. ZzZzZz. My first nomination is for Winston.
David
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
Hollywood types are always fun to watch. This will be interesting. Sucking up to the host though? We know Emma is fabulous David, the steps are that way.
Kristina
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN
You are a woman so you are "better off cooking and cleaning?" Not in 2016 my dear! Although my girlie pal Gail Porter was the same way. Staying occupied is key. Kristina, if you are boring in the house, please just perform a jaw dropping dance so we are entertained.
Scotty
© WENN.com
He refers to himself as "turbo dick." I would say more like Turbo-Dickhead!
Jonathan
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN.com
You have never cleaned, done laundry, or cooked in your life? Go back to Hollywood. Interesting jacket... Oh wait, you are into "fashion". Check the Boots make-up counter, is it all gone? I reckon his personality is fake.
Angie
© WENN.com
Has Lady Colin Campbell's sister just stepped through the eye?
Stephanie
© Channel 5 / Supplied by WENN.com
She seems like a fun lass! Self proclaimed "crazy" baby, that is a good thing for this programme.
Jeremy
© WENN.com
Uh oh, he is a playboy as well… Scotty and this one are going to be after the same patch of grass. Please welcome the 2016 James Hill: tanned, toned, and taken care of.
Nancy
© WENN.com
WHO? Fur is not cool darling!
* I reserve the right to change my mind at any time. As the show progresses, my opinion may change. Obviously we have to see how people respond, react, and interact.
No 2
"Is Gemma vicariously living through Megan?"
AWW! Just taking a look at that 'ManTub' brings back some amazing memories. The house transformation looks incredible… Well, it will once the boxes are removed.
After the first night in the house, I am sure the housemates are still buzzing with excitement. But as I adapt to the new season as a viewer and not a contestant, I am starting to realise a couple things. Although I was in there with a few good looking people, that does absolutely NOTHING after about five minutes and already I am not impressed with the"fitties".
Being a stunning male model, Jeremy should maybe just stick to what he does best… Being a human colouring book. At least if he is sh*t in bed, they will have something interesting to look at. I thought my Christmas tree came walking out at one point but I know I put it in the skip! Did he play a role in that anti-ASBO advert I recently saw about graffiti? He seems like a fun guy and I would go for a drink with him, but as far as making entertaining television…I'm still not sure.
I'm still not sure about Jeremy (left).
Is Megan already throwing some shade or does she genuinely not know who anybody is? Does she think that anybody knows her? Although, to be fair, I knew nearly my entire cast where as I hardly know any of these lot.
After being in this country for so long and seeming to forget what the American accent sounds like, it's not nice to hear several of them all together. I hope my accent wasn't as annoying as what I am hearing. Maybe that is why my voice slid in and out of my Yorkshire twang.
Has Megan really got no idea who the other housemates are?
"The only chance of hooking up is between Megan, Scott, and Jeremy." Oh boy oh boy, so who will get to Megan first? I reckon with Scotty's reputation, he will be the first to the promise land. Aww bless Scotty, he seems a bit nervous around all that, dare I say maturity, intelligence, and knowledge. He is starting to grow on me now. Just don't talk about your knob again mate.
So not only is homophobic housemate Vincent in a leopard print jacket, but he is now calling himself an "extraordinary man". Okay UK, please get his ass out. He is delusional. I mean how did he make it in? And no pal, Nancy is not feeling you so please back up. Nancy, just holler (SECURITY) into your microphone darling.
Winston is delusional.
John and Darren will go crazy in there!
John and Darren seem to already be going stir crazy in that box. This is not a good indicator of the weeks ahead.
In a house that thrives on drama, it is small moments like giving someone a pair of shoes for their birthday that really shows a nice human spirit. Maybe next year "Jenna" will get you another pair. Speaking of Tiffany, she really has her thumb on the pulse. I think she will make a great competitor. Remember folks, it is a game after all.
Tiffany will make great viewing!
I thought it this was Celebrity Big Brother, then suddenly there are three young girls talking about which one of the guys is getting a sh*g. Although I had sexual tension (Stevie and Chloe) during my season, this is too much! Stephanie seems really eager to hook one of the boys up with Megan.
Daniella is sending herself to the box? Wow, I don't recall as much selflessness when I was in that house. What did they put in the water this series?
Danniella nominated herself!
There we go, somebody already throwing out the LOVE word. Although, to be fair, Gemma seems like she is full of love so it might be genuine.
I am going to relate the CBB house (at least the first couple of nights) to a first date: do not discuss religion, exes, or politics. To my relief though, they all seem extremely bored by Winston so he decided not to continue. I remember the lights being bright but not bright enough for sunglasses Winston. Hopefully they are prescription. I don't think the future is that bright for you pal... #GetWinstonOUT.
Jonathan, is it that you don't like the conversation? Or is it that you aren't intelligent enough to carry one on yourself?
Jonathan told Tiffany he can't pretend to fake a conversation and would walk away if he were uninterested
And GOOD FOR YOU MEGAN, don't crawl into bed with Scotty on night one, wait until night two! He is absolutely foaming at the mouth to get her into bed. I can practically smell the testosterone coming through the television. Hopefully they have provided condoms like they did my series.
Gemma's been playing matchmaker!
Will there be romance for Scotty and Megan?
Celebrity Big Brother OR Celebrity Rehab? Without even knowing Danniella, I would like to tip my hat to her. This could be a great platform for her to highlight what happens when you're consumed by things like drugs and alcohol. Sharing your story always helps others!
Also, is Gemma vicariously living through Megan? HA HA, just hand her a bow and arrow.
"Is Gemma vicariously living through Megan?"
AWW! Just taking a look at that 'ManTub' brings back some amazing memories. The house transformation looks incredible… Well, it will once the boxes are removed.
After the first night in the house, I am sure the housemates are still buzzing with excitement. But as I adapt to the new season as a viewer and not a contestant, I am starting to realise a couple things. Although I was in there with a few good looking people, that does absolutely NOTHING after about five minutes and already I am not impressed with the"fitties".
Being a stunning male model, Jeremy should maybe just stick to what he does best… Being a human colouring book. At least if he is sh*t in bed, they will have something interesting to look at. I thought my Christmas tree came walking out at one point but I know I put it in the skip! Did he play a role in that anti-ASBO advert I recently saw about graffiti? He seems like a fun guy and I would go for a drink with him, but as far as making entertaining television…I'm still not sure.
I'm still not sure about Jeremy (left).
Is Megan already throwing some shade or does she genuinely not know who anybody is? Does she think that anybody knows her? Although, to be fair, I knew nearly my entire cast where as I hardly know any of these lot.
After being in this country for so long and seeming to forget what the American accent sounds like, it's not nice to hear several of them all together. I hope my accent wasn't as annoying as what I am hearing. Maybe that is why my voice slid in and out of my Yorkshire twang.
Has Megan really got no idea who the other housemates are?
"The only chance of hooking up is between Megan, Scott, and Jeremy." Oh boy oh boy, so who will get to Megan first? I reckon with Scotty's reputation, he will be the first to the promise land. Aww bless Scotty, he seems a bit nervous around all that, dare I say maturity, intelligence, and knowledge. He is starting to grow on me now. Just don't talk about your knob again mate.
So not only is homophobic housemate Vincent in a leopard print jacket, but he is now calling himself an "extraordinary man". Okay UK, please get his ass out. He is delusional. I mean how did he make it in? And no pal, Nancy is not feeling you so please back up. Nancy, just holler (SECURITY) into your microphone darling.
Winston is delusional.
John and Darren will go crazy in there!
John and Darren seem to already be going stir crazy in that box. This is not a good indicator of the weeks ahead.
In a house that thrives on drama, it is small moments like giving someone a pair of shoes for their birthday that really shows a nice human spirit. Maybe next year "Jenna" will get you another pair. Speaking of Tiffany, she really has her thumb on the pulse. I think she will make a great competitor. Remember folks, it is a game after all.
Tiffany will make great viewing!
I thought it this was Celebrity Big Brother, then suddenly there are three young girls talking about which one of the guys is getting a sh*g. Although I had sexual tension (Stevie and Chloe) during my season, this is too much! Stephanie seems really eager to hook one of the boys up with Megan.
Daniella is sending herself to the box? Wow, I don't recall as much selflessness when I was in that house. What did they put in the water this series?
Danniella nominated herself!
There we go, somebody already throwing out the LOVE word. Although, to be fair, Gemma seems like she is full of love so it might be genuine.
I am going to relate the CBB house (at least the first couple of nights) to a first date: do not discuss religion, exes, or politics. To my relief though, they all seem extremely bored by Winston so he decided not to continue. I remember the lights being bright but not bright enough for sunglasses Winston. Hopefully they are prescription. I don't think the future is that bright for you pal... #GetWinstonOUT.
Jonathan, is it that you don't like the conversation? Or is it that you aren't intelligent enough to carry one on yourself?
Jonathan told Tiffany he can't pretend to fake a conversation and would walk away if he were uninterested
And GOOD FOR YOU MEGAN, don't crawl into bed with Scotty on night one, wait until night two! He is absolutely foaming at the mouth to get her into bed. I can practically smell the testosterone coming through the television. Hopefully they have provided condoms like they did my series.
Gemma's been playing matchmaker!
Will there be romance for Scotty and Megan?
Celebrity Big Brother OR Celebrity Rehab? Without even knowing Danniella, I would like to tip my hat to her. This could be a great platform for her to highlight what happens when you're consumed by things like drugs and alcohol. Sharing your story always helps others!
Also, is Gemma vicariously living through Megan? HA HA, just hand her a bow and arrow.
No 3
"Scotty T is starting to grow on me"
FINALLY, SOME DRAMA! Having said that, I suppose it has only been two days. But in my series we had drama within hours. After sending Daniel, Scoop and Farrah to the tower, Natasha got an earful from that nasty piece of work Farrah. Well, let's see who will get into it this time.
OMG they are still in the box? Could you imagine the phone call from your agent, "You are going into the Celebrity Big Brother house" and then you get in and you have to live in a wooden box for the first two days. I would go INSANE.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON… David Gest is giving out plastic surgery advice? Pot. Kettle. Black.
David was giving Christopher advice on plastic surgery!
This is a wonderful interaction… Gemma and Scotty. Essex & Newcastle. Ha ha, I would imagine that conversation went on a lot longer but it was probably a lot of "What is that? Huh? What? I don't know what that means?" and more!
Opinion change: Because I am not in the house and sometimes (from experience) your personality can come off different on camera, I have to say Scotty is starting to grow on me. Everybody seems to really like him. Even though it has only been a few days, first impressions are important. If the house thinks he is a lovely guy, I am sure he is a lovely guy. He just needs to not have nicknames for his willy for future reference HA HA HA. He is just a young guy who ended up on TV with lots of money, and loads of girls throwing themselves at him. I am sure everything he says about his life is true. GO ON LAD. You've only got one life, live it up "Turbo Dick."
Live it up, Scotty!
I did not think it would be long until the Kardashians were brought up. Jonathan does know he is NOT a Kardashian, right? His claim to fame is somebody else's best friend… Oh what a drip! Jonathan needs to move down a bit more towards that MOST ANNOYING plinth. I will say… How amazingly fascinating that a sex tape can lead to television, careers, and wealth for your whole family. Oh America, you really are the land of dreams.
Oh Jonathan...
Stick the key in the lock Jeremy. As simple as your job… One foot in front of the other. Left, right, left, right.
Megan doesn't know the meaning of monogamy? I am going to take a guess and say that isn't the biggest word she doesn't know the meaning of.
Megan didn't know what monogamy was?!
NO TIFFANY! Don't wait to get into trouble. We want the drama NOW! I know you are an explosive HBIC… Please bring her immediately. I am getting a little bored of the show.
Danniella and Chris, that was an extremely anti-climactic falling out story. Hopefully Danniella will delve a bit deeper and give us some more insight. She is quite truthful so maybe her version will be spicier.
Will we get to the bottom of what happened with Danniella and Chris?
Bromance for Darren and John?
Darren and John, is a bromance forming?
And yay! Winston is nominated. F*ck yes! #GetWinstonOut.
NOW is when the drama begins. Once nominations start, the backstabbing, the deception, and the lying will start. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN!
Sleep will not happen in the CBB house. That is most definitely the catalyst for a lot of fights in that house and I loved staying up and giggling like a schoolgirl at night.
EXCUSE ME! WTF is Scotty and Jeremy doing having a Man Tub?
Scotty and Jeremy were having a Man Tub!
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James and I having a Man Tub last year...
Like Angie said, Jonathan is a typical obnoxious American! Having lived here for so long, I am so glad I don't act like him.
Two young boys and two young girls all in one bed. I foresee some raunchy nights in the jacuzzi on the horizon with those lot.
Also, Winston is foul!
There'll be some jacuzzi nights for these four!
I think Winston is foul.
"Scotty T is starting to grow on me"
FINALLY, SOME DRAMA! Having said that, I suppose it has only been two days. But in my series we had drama within hours. After sending Daniel, Scoop and Farrah to the tower, Natasha got an earful from that nasty piece of work Farrah. Well, let's see who will get into it this time.
OMG they are still in the box? Could you imagine the phone call from your agent, "You are going into the Celebrity Big Brother house" and then you get in and you have to live in a wooden box for the first two days. I would go INSANE.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON… David Gest is giving out plastic surgery advice? Pot. Kettle. Black.
David was giving Christopher advice on plastic surgery!
This is a wonderful interaction… Gemma and Scotty. Essex & Newcastle. Ha ha, I would imagine that conversation went on a lot longer but it was probably a lot of "What is that? Huh? What? I don't know what that means?" and more!
Opinion change: Because I am not in the house and sometimes (from experience) your personality can come off different on camera, I have to say Scotty is starting to grow on me. Everybody seems to really like him. Even though it has only been a few days, first impressions are important. If the house thinks he is a lovely guy, I am sure he is a lovely guy. He just needs to not have nicknames for his willy for future reference HA HA HA. He is just a young guy who ended up on TV with lots of money, and loads of girls throwing themselves at him. I am sure everything he says about his life is true. GO ON LAD. You've only got one life, live it up "Turbo Dick."
Live it up, Scotty!
I did not think it would be long until the Kardashians were brought up. Jonathan does know he is NOT a Kardashian, right? His claim to fame is somebody else's best friend… Oh what a drip! Jonathan needs to move down a bit more towards that MOST ANNOYING plinth. I will say… How amazingly fascinating that a sex tape can lead to television, careers, and wealth for your whole family. Oh America, you really are the land of dreams.
Oh Jonathan...
Stick the key in the lock Jeremy. As simple as your job… One foot in front of the other. Left, right, left, right.
Megan doesn't know the meaning of monogamy? I am going to take a guess and say that isn't the biggest word she doesn't know the meaning of.
Megan didn't know what monogamy was?!
NO TIFFANY! Don't wait to get into trouble. We want the drama NOW! I know you are an explosive HBIC… Please bring her immediately. I am getting a little bored of the show.
Danniella and Chris, that was an extremely anti-climactic falling out story. Hopefully Danniella will delve a bit deeper and give us some more insight. She is quite truthful so maybe her version will be spicier.
Will we get to the bottom of what happened with Danniella and Chris?
Bromance for Darren and John?
Darren and John, is a bromance forming?
And yay! Winston is nominated. F*ck yes! #GetWinstonOut.
NOW is when the drama begins. Once nominations start, the backstabbing, the deception, and the lying will start. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN!
Sleep will not happen in the CBB house. That is most definitely the catalyst for a lot of fights in that house and I loved staying up and giggling like a schoolgirl at night.
EXCUSE ME! WTF is Scotty and Jeremy doing having a Man Tub?
Scotty and Jeremy were having a Man Tub!
James and I having a Man Tub last year...
Like Angie said, Jonathan is a typical obnoxious American! Having lived here for so long, I am so glad I don't act like him.
Two young boys and two young girls all in one bed. I foresee some raunchy nights in the jacuzzi on the horizon with those lot.
Also, Winston is foul!
There'll be some jacuzzi nights for these four!
I think Winston is foul.
Austin Armacost's Celebrity Big Brother blog: "I am ecstatic Winston is gone"
EVICTION DAY! I am not much of a gambling man, but I would have put my pension on Winston to go last night (Friday 8 January).
Usually, the housemates can't hear what is happening outside. Only during evictions, when the crowd outside chants hard enough can the sound penetrate the house walls. The only chants we heard from the crowd last year were "get Farrah out" and I am sure the housemates could hear the crowd chanting "get Winston out". I can imagine it's an awful feeling. Luckily, they never chanted my name.
So, the first eviction had a twist and was face to face... Wow, Big Brother is trying to create drama right out of the gate. Probably because it has been a snooze fest so far. OH boy was it annoying when people pretended they didn't understand the instructions. We aren't children and the teacher doesn't have to repeat the instructions four times. Just be quiet and listen! I do recall people in my season *JANICE* pretending not to understand instructions from BB. Not sure why people try to be annoying, but hey ho.
Angie is the first to evict Winston… Listen to that crowd roar!
Another for Winston, and another, and another.
Jeremy really doesn't like Nancy, but the reasons he stated are valid. His ears got so red when confronting her, it almost made his tattoos fade!
WOW - Gemma and John both used the word "disgusting". Never, have I seen housemates so repulsed within such a short amount of time.
Interesting that only Gemma stay seated during Winston's eviction. Show that man NO RESPECT sister!
"I was a boxer so I thought I knew everything." That is almost as ignorant as your views Winston!
Just to note, about his views on homosexuals not being allowed to adopt. Winston DOES know that parentless children are created by heterosexuals right? Gay couples who want to adopt are essentially "saving that child" from a life in the system.
Winston's views are dated, ignorant, and discriminatory! I am ecstatic Winston is gone. He will probably be greeted with open arms from UKIP.
EVICTION DAY! I am not much of a gambling man, but I would have put my pension on Winston to go last night (Friday 8 January).
Usually, the housemates can't hear what is happening outside. Only during evictions, when the crowd outside chants hard enough can the sound penetrate the house walls. The only chants we heard from the crowd last year were "get Farrah out" and I am sure the housemates could hear the crowd chanting "get Winston out". I can imagine it's an awful feeling. Luckily, they never chanted my name.
So, the first eviction had a twist and was face to face... Wow, Big Brother is trying to create drama right out of the gate. Probably because it has been a snooze fest so far. OH boy was it annoying when people pretended they didn't understand the instructions. We aren't children and the teacher doesn't have to repeat the instructions four times. Just be quiet and listen! I do recall people in my season *JANICE* pretending not to understand instructions from BB. Not sure why people try to be annoying, but hey ho.
Angie is the first to evict Winston… Listen to that crowd roar!
Another for Winston, and another, and another.
Jeremy really doesn't like Nancy, but the reasons he stated are valid. His ears got so red when confronting her, it almost made his tattoos fade!
WOW - Gemma and John both used the word "disgusting". Never, have I seen housemates so repulsed within such a short amount of time.
Interesting that only Gemma stay seated during Winston's eviction. Show that man NO RESPECT sister!
"I was a boxer so I thought I knew everything." That is almost as ignorant as your views Winston!
Just to note, about his views on homosexuals not being allowed to adopt. Winston DOES know that parentless children are created by heterosexuals right? Gay couples who want to adopt are essentially "saving that child" from a life in the system.
Winston's views are dated, ignorant, and discriminatory! I am ecstatic Winston is gone. He will probably be greeted with open arms from UKIP.
David Gest is a Weasel
Day 3
As a gay rights activist, I am not going to engage in any argument about Winston McKenzie and give that man any more attention!
Good morning housemates! Megan, are you hiding behind those sunglasses from embarrassment? David is really giving her a full on interrogation. Speaking of sunglasses, everybody is really pulling out all their designer shades today.
Winston, please stop back-pedaling. You've said what you said, you believe it, so stick to it. If you are such a man of conviction, stop whimpering behind the diary room doors about being misunderstood. Will be quite interesting to hear what he has to say though...
"How are you feeling about your last day in the house Winston?" OMG, Gemma just gained 10 points in my book for that! I am laughing my a*s off at so many housemates with a consistent idea of who is leaving the house. Could anybody drop a bomb like that and survive an eviction? I am guessing no.
Jonathan, we don't give a s*** what Kim would wear. She dresses for cameras, companies, and companions. Gemma dresses in what makes her happy and she feels good in. YOU GO GIRL! I am really starting to fall in love with her!
Sorry Winston: NO EXCUSES for your views. You just like to hear yourself talk. You are a moron! If you have to define a legal statute that allows you to say what you say, just accept that. I don't think that "deaf and dumb" is politically correct anymore either. If any hot air balloons need inflating, please speak into them.
Relating gay adoption to child abuse is like comparing apples and space ships. It just DOES NOT WORK pal. On another note, please don't try to say people die in war for you to be an ignorant bigot.
Gemma, another 10 points! She is absolutely fabulous.
Yay! Call British Airways, please book Jonathan's return ticket immediately. Is he serious about being entertaining? I would rather put honey in my ears and lie on an ant hill than watch another 60 seconds of him.
To be completely honest, it seems that Stephanie is just a bit insecure about her relationship. Could she have a guilty conscience? James and I took the full on wrath and never once even batted an eye lid. One small comment from David and she is in bits over it. FASCINATING! In addition, the very person whom David named, is whose shoulder she is crying on.
Jonathan, sorry, your name does not start with a K. You are not in 180 countries. Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe are on in 180 countries. I think more people have seen Bigfoot than you my darling. And just to be clear, I have never called myself a "reality TV star". The word (star) should be used in perspective.
Gemma, another 10 points for not getting up when that creature left. Also, I noticed that Tiffany did not get up either. 10 points for her as well.
I am starting to realise what a weasel David is. He loves everybody, he tells everybody they are right, he comforts everybody… I hate neutrality.
Jeremy just made a great point: Winston is not going to change his opinion on the outside, so there is no point fighting with him until you're blue in the face. Whereas, if Nancy is being a b****, nominate her, simple as.
Scotty T, just a piece of advice, the best place to have a w*** is the bathroom in the outside WC. Go tug one out lad. That's if Megan is actually shooting you down.
Where does Jonathan begin and the CBB chair end?
Day 3
As a gay rights activist, I am not going to engage in any argument about Winston McKenzie and give that man any more attention!
Good morning housemates! Megan, are you hiding behind those sunglasses from embarrassment? David is really giving her a full on interrogation. Speaking of sunglasses, everybody is really pulling out all their designer shades today.
Winston, please stop back-pedaling. You've said what you said, you believe it, so stick to it. If you are such a man of conviction, stop whimpering behind the diary room doors about being misunderstood. Will be quite interesting to hear what he has to say though...
"How are you feeling about your last day in the house Winston?" OMG, Gemma just gained 10 points in my book for that! I am laughing my a*s off at so many housemates with a consistent idea of who is leaving the house. Could anybody drop a bomb like that and survive an eviction? I am guessing no.
Jonathan, we don't give a s*** what Kim would wear. She dresses for cameras, companies, and companions. Gemma dresses in what makes her happy and she feels good in. YOU GO GIRL! I am really starting to fall in love with her!
Sorry Winston: NO EXCUSES for your views. You just like to hear yourself talk. You are a moron! If you have to define a legal statute that allows you to say what you say, just accept that. I don't think that "deaf and dumb" is politically correct anymore either. If any hot air balloons need inflating, please speak into them.
Relating gay adoption to child abuse is like comparing apples and space ships. It just DOES NOT WORK pal. On another note, please don't try to say people die in war for you to be an ignorant bigot.
Gemma, another 10 points! She is absolutely fabulous.
Yay! Call British Airways, please book Jonathan's return ticket immediately. Is he serious about being entertaining? I would rather put honey in my ears and lie on an ant hill than watch another 60 seconds of him.
To be completely honest, it seems that Stephanie is just a bit insecure about her relationship. Could she have a guilty conscience? James and I took the full on wrath and never once even batted an eye lid. One small comment from David and she is in bits over it. FASCINATING! In addition, the very person whom David named, is whose shoulder she is crying on.
Jonathan, sorry, your name does not start with a K. You are not in 180 countries. Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe are on in 180 countries. I think more people have seen Bigfoot than you my darling. And just to be clear, I have never called myself a "reality TV star". The word (star) should be used in perspective.
Gemma, another 10 points for not getting up when that creature left. Also, I noticed that Tiffany did not get up either. 10 points for her as well.
I am starting to realise what a weasel David is. He loves everybody, he tells everybody they are right, he comforts everybody… I hate neutrality.
Jeremy just made a great point: Winston is not going to change his opinion on the outside, so there is no point fighting with him until you're blue in the face. Whereas, if Nancy is being a b****, nominate her, simple as.
Scotty T, just a piece of advice, the best place to have a w*** is the bathroom in the outside WC. Go tug one out lad. That's if Megan is actually shooting you down.
Where does Jonathan begin and the CBB chair end?
"Tiffany Pollard is a dormant volcano"
I think Tiffany just used her first English phrase "getting on with the day." And as for what she said in the diary room, she is completely right. An American, moulding into a mostly British based television show is difficult. Nevertheless, I did it and was runner up, THANK YOU. Tiffany might take a bite of the forbidden fruit ay?
OH NO THEY DIDN'T! So not only have Scotty and Jeremy taken over James and I's ManTub, but now they are also performing as male strippers. Well, you know what they say, imitation is the highest form of flattery. Thanks boys! *Wink.
The only problem is… a pink tutu is not sexy, and a black feather boa is not sexy.
Dear Scotty and Jeremy, imitation is the highest form of flattery...
I will let you know now, this is just a minimal taste of Tiffany Pollard's anger. Believe me when I say she is a dormant volcano. I have been watching her for several years.
#AggressiveAmerican, I didn't think it would take long. And for some reason, I figured it would be an American to first kick off.
Once again, as is presumably every season before this, housemates are saying "this is just too much for me." Well of course it is, that is the whole point of the show! It's to psychologically break you down.
Do these contestants not watch the show before they go in? Almost everybody comes to the tipping point. Not me though
I though, I am living in a posh, luxurious house outside of London, with some great characters, pool in my back garden, and getting paid for it. PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING!
Tiffany said she was only being "mild" to Angie - we want full blast!
Angie and Tiffany = drama!
Gemma sure does lie in bed a lot!
Here comes the weasel and now Angie is scurrying away like a rat. A furry, purple, pig tailed rat.
Tiffany sure knows how to gesticulate a lot. She speaks as if she is signing to the deaf. Her hands must be very tired. That was "mild" Tiffany? Oh can we please see Tiffany on full blast. As somebody who has watched shows in America, I would agree, that is nothing compared to what she can bring. Beware the wrath of Tiffany.
Has Angie not realised she is locked in a house and she can't keep running away from everybody? If this continues, I foresee her dropping a few dress sizes this series.
Danniella dropped the C word...
I think housemates are being overdramatic...
Here we go, Danniella dropped the C word. It is officially kicking off. Gemma is putting a lot of words into Angie's mouth. Angie does not even seem to agree with what is being said about her.
If I may be honest, it seems like these housemates are being extremely overdramatic. In my series, we had people screaming obscenities at one another, then somebody got upset. This year, it seems an obscure glance in someone's direction will start the tears.
An argument is happening… Of course, here comes Gemma. In a good way though. Get that airtime GC.
Where was Danniella during that performance?
Where did Danniella go in that performance? I couldn't take my eyes of Gemma.
Who knew that Megan had those pipes! Just FYI Megan: James Hill has said to me on more than one occasion he would love a good looking lady who can sing.
Was the requirement for this series that you can belt out a tune? Wow, some amazing talent in that house. You go Darren Boy.
Megan can sing!
Yay to Scotty and Jeremy!
Yay! The first on screen kiss is between two boys. And Jeremy in those black leather pants... He seems he is ready to hit Canal Street darling.
It seems like the housemates really had a good time in the end - always happy to see a united house.
David only had to perform for a few seconds for the world to see… That's why he stays behind the scenes.
Megan has the first meltdown of the series. But from what she has said, it is warranted and justified. She is 100 years behind, but hey ho.
David performing...
Megan had the first meltdown...
I think Tiffany just used her first English phrase "getting on with the day." And as for what she said in the diary room, she is completely right. An American, moulding into a mostly British based television show is difficult. Nevertheless, I did it and was runner up, THANK YOU. Tiffany might take a bite of the forbidden fruit ay?
OH NO THEY DIDN'T! So not only have Scotty and Jeremy taken over James and I's ManTub, but now they are also performing as male strippers. Well, you know what they say, imitation is the highest form of flattery. Thanks boys! *Wink.
The only problem is… a pink tutu is not sexy, and a black feather boa is not sexy.
Dear Scotty and Jeremy, imitation is the highest form of flattery...
I will let you know now, this is just a minimal taste of Tiffany Pollard's anger. Believe me when I say she is a dormant volcano. I have been watching her for several years.
#AggressiveAmerican, I didn't think it would take long. And for some reason, I figured it would be an American to first kick off.
Once again, as is presumably every season before this, housemates are saying "this is just too much for me." Well of course it is, that is the whole point of the show! It's to psychologically break you down.
Do these contestants not watch the show before they go in? Almost everybody comes to the tipping point. Not me though
I though, I am living in a posh, luxurious house outside of London, with some great characters, pool in my back garden, and getting paid for it. PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING!
Tiffany said she was only being "mild" to Angie - we want full blast!
Angie and Tiffany = drama!
Gemma sure does lie in bed a lot!
Here comes the weasel and now Angie is scurrying away like a rat. A furry, purple, pig tailed rat.
Tiffany sure knows how to gesticulate a lot. She speaks as if she is signing to the deaf. Her hands must be very tired. That was "mild" Tiffany? Oh can we please see Tiffany on full blast. As somebody who has watched shows in America, I would agree, that is nothing compared to what she can bring. Beware the wrath of Tiffany.
Has Angie not realised she is locked in a house and she can't keep running away from everybody? If this continues, I foresee her dropping a few dress sizes this series.
Danniella dropped the C word...
I think housemates are being overdramatic...
Here we go, Danniella dropped the C word. It is officially kicking off. Gemma is putting a lot of words into Angie's mouth. Angie does not even seem to agree with what is being said about her.
If I may be honest, it seems like these housemates are being extremely overdramatic. In my series, we had people screaming obscenities at one another, then somebody got upset. This year, it seems an obscure glance in someone's direction will start the tears.
An argument is happening… Of course, here comes Gemma. In a good way though. Get that airtime GC.
Where was Danniella during that performance?
Where did Danniella go in that performance? I couldn't take my eyes of Gemma.
Who knew that Megan had those pipes! Just FYI Megan: James Hill has said to me on more than one occasion he would love a good looking lady who can sing.
Was the requirement for this series that you can belt out a tune? Wow, some amazing talent in that house. You go Darren Boy.
Megan can sing!
Yay to Scotty and Jeremy!
Yay! The first on screen kiss is between two boys. And Jeremy in those black leather pants... He seems he is ready to hit Canal Street darling.
It seems like the housemates really had a good time in the end - always happy to see a united house.
David only had to perform for a few seconds for the world to see… That's why he stays behind the scenes.
Megan has the first meltdown of the series. But from what she has said, it is warranted and justified. She is 100 years behind, but hey ho.
David performing...
Megan had the first meltdown...
huwman
Well-Known Member
they probs told her off camera and then asked if she was alright to talk about it on camera? or they told and asked for her permission to show it[DOUBLEPOST=1452585407][/DOUBLEPOST]
yeah wtf where did that voice come from??? and also where did that meltdown come from"Tiffany Pollard is a dormant volcano"
I think Tiffany just used her first English phrase "getting on with the day." And as for what she said in the diary room, she is completely right. An American, moulding into a mostly British based television show is difficult. Nevertheless, I did it and was runner up, THANK YOU. Tiffany might take a bite of the forbidden fruit ay?
OH NO THEY DIDN'T! So not only have Scotty and Jeremy taken over James and I's ManTub, but now they are also performing as male strippers. Well, you know what they say, imitation is the highest form of flattery. Thanks boys! *Wink.
The only problem is… a pink tutu is not sexy, and a black feather boa is not sexy.
Dear Scotty and Jeremy, imitation is the highest form of flattery...
I will let you know now, this is just a minimal taste of Tiffany Pollard's anger. Believe me when I say she is a dormant volcano. I have been watching her for several years.
#AggressiveAmerican, I didn't think it would take long. And for some reason, I figured it would be an American to first kick off.
Once again, as is presumably every season before this, housemates are saying "this is just too much for me." Well of course it is, that is the whole point of the show! It's to psychologically break you down.
Do these contestants not watch the show before they go in? Almost everybody comes to the tipping point. Not me though
Tiffany said she was only being "mild" to Angie - we want full blast!
Angie and Tiffany = drama!
Gemma sure does lie in bed a lot!
Here comes the weasel and now Angie is scurrying away like a rat. A furry, purple, pig tailed rat.
Tiffany sure knows how to gesticulate a lot. She speaks as if she is signing to the deaf. Her hands must be very tired. That was "mild" Tiffany? Oh can we please see Tiffany on full blast. As somebody who has watched shows in America, I would agree, that is nothing compared to what she can bring. Beware the wrath of Tiffany.
Has Angie not realised she is locked in a house and she can't keep running away from everybody? If this continues, I foresee her dropping a few dress sizes this series.
Danniella dropped the C word...
I think housemates are being overdramatic...
Here we go, Danniella dropped the C word. It is officially kicking off. Gemma is putting a lot of words into Angie's mouth. Angie does not even seem to agree with what is being said about her.
If I may be honest, it seems like these housemates are being extremely overdramatic. In my series, we had people screaming obscenities at one another, then somebody got upset. This year, it seems an obscure glance in someone's direction will start the tears.
An argument is happening… Of course, here comes Gemma. In a good way though. Get that airtime GC.
Where was Danniella during that performance?
Where did Danniella go in that performance? I couldn't take my eyes of Gemma.
Who knew that Megan had those pipes! Just FYI Megan: James Hill has said to me on more than one occasion he would love a good looking lady who can sing.
Was the requirement for this series that you can belt out a tune? Wow, some amazing talent in that house. You go Darren Boy.
Megan can sing!
Yay to Scotty and Jeremy!
Yay! The first on screen kiss is between two boys. And Jeremy in those black leather pants... He seems he is ready to hit Canal Street darling.
It seems like the housemates really had a good time in the end - always happy to see a united house.
David only had to perform for a few seconds for the world to see… That's why he stays behind the scenes.
Megan has the first meltdown of the series. But from what she has said, it is warranted and justified. She is 100 years behind, but hey ho.
David performing...
Megan had the first meltdown...
...today's episode:... oh gawd... from the look of the previews it looks like it's all going to be about Stephanie 'trying so hard to be faithful to her 'BOYFRIEND' on the outside'... **yawn... B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!**... wow!...I just saw this shot of Daniella...
...I read that she's about 52 or 53 but she looks so much older in that shot... I didn't even realise that it was her until I saw her name come up... I actually thought that she was only in her 40's until I Googled her birth date just a moment ago... the camera was not so flattering for her there I'm afraid... anyhow... moving on...
...I really like Darren Day... although it seems like a there's a bit of a pissing contest going on between him and David Gest for who knows the most celebrities at the moment lol!... hmmmm!... I can see why Gemma is rubbing you the wrong way Dystopia with her whinging in the Diary Room about David Gest lol!... Jonathan carried on like a pork chop with his 'blowup' with Nancy... what a spoilt little turd he is... I'd like to see how long he would last in 'The Box'... so!... he gets to choose who gets what in all of the privileges... his choices were pretty predictable in most things... Angie and Nancy going into 'The Box' for instance... Gemma misses out on hers... David gets his 'romantic dinner'... Kristina gets nothing... (very appropriate... she is nothing)...Stephanie gets a 'Tweet' about herself (ho hum)... Angie didn't catch hers (luckily for her)... Darren got boxing gloves... Daniella has 'lost her identity' forever what the hell that means?... Christopher receives a signed photo of Rylan Clark (he'll be batting off to that tonight no doubt)... Tiffany gets immunity at the next nominations (good... she needs to stay in for a tad bit longer)... Nancy gets 'incarceration'... Jonathan gets the massage of course... Scotty T gets luxury food for the whole house... John has to do his next nominations 'face to face'
(whoop-di-friggin'-do!)... Jeremy the jerk-off says something but I have absolutely no idea what the hell he says!... Megan get's nothing... (ditto as above)...
...well that was as boring as shit wasn't it?... what a total waste of time as far as I'm concerned... Tiffany starts 'struttin' her stuff '... mouthing off to Jonathan about how she can't stand anyone in the house not realising that they all don't really like her and are ignoring her that's causing her to feel like she's 'out of the loop'... (what a silly misguided girl she is)... Angie in the Diary Room saying that she doesn't like Jonathan... (I'm with you girl)...
...it sounds like Gemma was getting a tad bit excited while the three girls were talking about the guys dicks... haha!... she's like a hand-grenade with the pin pulled out that one... (didn't Jonathan look uncomfortable when Big Brother was going to announce who chose which presents each one got?... Jonathan is such a plonker... (I'm still waiting to be 'entertained 24 hours a day' by him yet)... the sooner he goes the better in my books... I'm so tired of him now...
...perhaps the boxing gloves that John Partridge got were given to him to have a boxing match with Winston when he comes back into the house?... lol!... so nobody can now talk to Daniella?... (she will probably have a nicer stay in the house now)... OH MY F@#$ing GOD!!!... Stiff fanny... oops!... I mean... Stephanie is in the Diary Room blubbering... she's worried about losing her 'BOYFRIEND' on the outside due her her... um... how do I say this nicely?... um... her... 'dalliances' with the other guys in the house... (I'm so proud of myself for not writing 'SLUTTY-NESS!'... because that's part of my 'try-not-to-get-so-angry-with-the-housemates' vow that I made to myself)... **Sticky pats himself on the back**... moving on...
...Nancy is talking about contacting her lawyers about being stuck outside in that jail lol!... (she's obviously not used to 'roughing it' is she lol!)... I noticed that Big Brother released her not long afterwards... (good bluff Nancy... you are a clever lady aren't you?... lol!)... ewwww!... Tiffany getting all 'excited' about Jeremy giving her a 'tougue-kiss'... (so much for her hating everyone in the house eh?)... BLURGH!... Megan saying 'goodnight' to Scotty T... what the hell do they see in him?... he's a complete twat!... I mean... SERIOUSLY... they have been in the house for not even a whole week yet!... Jeremy is in the Diary Room talking about Stiff Fanny... oopsies!... Stephanie... saying that their relationship is 'more than just friends'... oh puhleeeeeezzzzzzzzze!... again... SERIOUSLY?... give me a break!... end of show... now to watch BOTS!... cheers.
...I read that she's about 52 or 53 but she looks so much older in that shot... I didn't even realise that it was her until I saw her name come up... I actually thought that she was only in her 40's until I Googled her birth date just a moment ago... the camera was not so flattering for her there I'm afraid... anyhow... moving on...
...I really like Darren Day... although it seems like a there's a bit of a pissing contest going on between him and David Gest for who knows the most celebrities at the moment lol!... hmmmm!... I can see why Gemma is rubbing you the wrong way Dystopia with her whinging in the Diary Room about David Gest lol!... Jonathan carried on like a pork chop with his 'blowup' with Nancy... what a spoilt little turd he is... I'd like to see how long he would last in 'The Box'... so!... he gets to choose who gets what in all of the privileges... his choices were pretty predictable in most things... Angie and Nancy going into 'The Box' for instance... Gemma misses out on hers... David gets his 'romantic dinner'... Kristina gets nothing... (very appropriate... she is nothing)...Stephanie gets a 'Tweet' about herself (ho hum)... Angie didn't catch hers (luckily for her)... Darren got boxing gloves... Daniella has 'lost her identity' forever what the hell that means?... Christopher receives a signed photo of Rylan Clark (he'll be batting off to that tonight no doubt)... Tiffany gets immunity at the next nominations (good... she needs to stay in for a tad bit longer)... Nancy gets 'incarceration'... Jonathan gets the massage of course... Scotty T gets luxury food for the whole house... John has to do his next nominations 'face to face'
(whoop-di-friggin'-do!)... Jeremy the jerk-off says something but I have absolutely no idea what the hell he says!... Megan get's nothing... (ditto as above)......well that was as boring as shit wasn't it?... what a total waste of time as far as I'm concerned... Tiffany starts 'struttin' her stuff '... mouthing off to Jonathan about how she can't stand anyone in the house not realising that they all don't really like her and are ignoring her that's causing her to feel like she's 'out of the loop'... (what a silly misguided girl she is)... Angie in the Diary Room saying that she doesn't like Jonathan... (I'm with you girl)...
...it sounds like Gemma was getting a tad bit excited while the three girls were talking about the guys dicks... haha!... she's like a hand-grenade with the pin pulled out that one... (didn't Jonathan look uncomfortable when Big Brother was going to announce who chose which presents each one got?... Jonathan is such a plonker... (I'm still waiting to be 'entertained 24 hours a day' by him yet)... the sooner he goes the better in my books... I'm so tired of him now...
...perhaps the boxing gloves that John Partridge got were given to him to have a boxing match with Winston when he comes back into the house?... lol!... so nobody can now talk to Daniella?... (she will probably have a nicer stay in the house now)... OH MY F@#$ing GOD!!!... Stiff fanny... oops!... I mean... Stephanie is in the Diary Room blubbering... she's worried about losing her 'BOYFRIEND' on the outside due her her... um... how do I say this nicely?... um... her... 'dalliances' with the other guys in the house... (I'm so proud of myself for not writing 'SLUTTY-NESS!'... because that's part of my 'try-not-to-get-so-angry-with-the-housemates' vow that I made to myself)... **Sticky pats himself on the back**... moving on...
...Nancy is talking about contacting her lawyers about being stuck outside in that jail lol!... (she's obviously not used to 'roughing it' is she lol!)... I noticed that Big Brother released her not long afterwards... (good bluff Nancy... you are a clever lady aren't you?... lol!)... ewwww!... Tiffany getting all 'excited' about Jeremy giving her a 'tougue-kiss'... (so much for her hating everyone in the house eh?)... BLURGH!... Megan saying 'goodnight' to Scotty T... what the hell do they see in him?... he's a complete twat!... I mean... SERIOUSLY... they have been in the house for not even a whole week yet!... Jeremy is in the Diary Room talking about Stiff Fanny... oopsies!... Stephanie... saying that their relationship is 'more than just friends'... oh puhleeeeeezzzzzzzzze!... again... SERIOUSLY?... give me a break!... end of show... now to watch BOTS!... cheers.
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...today's episode:... oh gawd... from the look of the previews it looks like it's all going to be about Stephanie 'trying so hard to be faithful to her 'BOYFRIEND' on the outside'... **yawn... B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!**... wow!...I just saw this shot of Daniella...
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...I read that she's about 52 or 53 but she looks so much older in that shot... I didn't even realise that it was her until I saw her name come up... I actually thought that she was only in her 40's until I Googled her birth date just a moment ago... the camera was not so flattering for her there I'm afraid... anyhow... moving on...
...I really like Darren Day... although it seems like a there's a bit of a pissing contest going on between him and David Gest for who knows the most celebrities at the moment lol!... hmmmm!... I can see why Gemma is rubbing you the wrong way Dystopia with her whinging in the Diary Room about David Gest lol!... Jonathan carried on like a pork chop with his 'blowup' with Nancy... what a spoilt little turd he is... I'd like to see how long he would last in 'The Box'... so!... he gets to choose who gets what in all of the privileges... his choices were pretty predictable in most things... Angie and Nancy going into 'The Box' for instance... Gemma misses out on hers... David gets his 'romantic dinner'... Kristina gets nothing... (very appropriate... she is nothing)...Stephanie gets a 'Tweet' about herself (ho hum)... Angie didn't catch hers (luckily for her)... Darren got boxing gloves... Daniella has 'lost her identity' forever what the hell that means?... Christopher receives a signed photo of Rylan Clark (he'll be batting off to that tonight no doubt)... Tiffany gets immunity at the next nominations (good... she needs to stay in for a tad bit longer)... Nancy gets 'incarceration'... Jonathan gets the massage of course... Scotty T gets luxury food for the whole house... John has to do his next nominations 'face to face'
...well that was as boring as shit wasn't it?... what a total waste of time as far as I'm concerned... Tiffany starts 'struttin' her stuff '... mouthing off to Jonathan about how she can't stand anyone in the house not realising that they all don't really like her and are ignoring her that's causing her to feel like she's 'out of the loop'... (what a silly misguided girl she is)... Angie in the Diary Room saying that she doesn't like Jonathan... (I'm with you girl)...
...it sounds like Gemma was getting a tad bit excited while the three girls were talking about the guys dicks... haha!... she's like a hand-grenade with the pin pulled out that one... (didn't Jonathan look uncomfortable when Big Brother was going to announce who chose which presents each one got?... Jonathan is such a plonker... (I'm still waiting to be 'entertained 24 hours a day' by him yet)... the sooner he goes the better in my books... I'm so tired of him now...
...perhaps the boxing gloves that John Partridge got were given to him to have a boxing match with Winston when he comes back into the house?... lol!... so nobody can now talk to Daniella?... (she will probably have a nicer stay in the house now)... OH MY F@#$ing GOD!!!... Stiff fanny... oops!... I mean... Stephanie is in the Diary Room blubbering... she's worried about losing her 'BOYFRIEND' on the outside due her her... um... how do I say this nicely?... um... her... 'dalliances' with the other guys in the house... (I'm so proud of myself for not writing 'SLUTTY-NESS!'... because that's part of my 'try-not-to-get-so-angry-with-the-housemates' vow that I made to myself)... **Sticky pats himself on the back**... moving on...
...Nancy is talking about contacting her lawyers about being stuck outside in that jail lol!... (she's obviously not used to 'roughing it' is she lol!)... I noticed that Big Brother released her not long afterwards... (good bluff Nancy... you are a clever lady aren't you?... lol!)... ewwww!... Tiffany getting all 'excited' about Jeremy giving her a 'tougue-kiss'... (so much for her hating everyone in the house eh?)... BLURGH!... Megan saying 'goodnight' to Scotty T... what the hell do they see in him?... he's a complete twat!... I mean... SERIOUSLY... they have been in the house for not even a whole week yet!... Jeremy is in the Diary Room talking about Stiff Fanny... oopsies!... Stephanie... saying that their relationship is 'more than just friends'... oh puhleeeeeezzzzzzzzze!... again... SERIOUSLY?... give me a break!... end of show... now to watch BOTS!... cheers.
I think you take the cake for the most entertaining recount, Absolutely amazing! Please write the articles for the Mirror, 1000% times better than the shit they write
can't believe the female panelist said on BBOTS that Nancy handled the incarceration well ... she DID say she might refuse (and probably only backed down when she saw others saying they could be punished if she did that) and she DID comment that she was over it and might have to talk to her lawyer - if that was handling it well I guess she was wanting to witness a major tanty ... I'm sure they will be on their way soon
shopping task - should be interesting ... Nancy will want to spend the budget on wine ... leaving crumbs for her minions
shopping task - should be interesting ... Nancy will want to spend the budget on wine ... leaving crumbs for her minions
BigBrotherCritic
Like working a job 24/7, for 2 days on the trot
Omg donyou think if Angie had caught her present, they would have squeezed her in the same cage with Nancy? Holy shit that would have been hilarious
...BOTS:... so Jonathan walked as soon as he knew that the food was about to run out and he says that... 'he came to the end of his rope and that the house was 'turning'... and that he... 'doesn't want to stay for the 2nd part of it'... the 2nd part of it????... and also that he 'tried to entertain the gang in there and laugh but nobody was laughing anymore'... and that he's going to 'tell us all about his experience in the house in BOTS tomorrow night' eh?... YOU FUCKING DUMB VAIN EGOTESTICLE LITTLE DIPSHIT!!!!... what a load of shit!... well guess what you knob-jockey?... we-don't-give-a-shit-about-hearing-all-of-your-boring-bullshit-about-being-in-the-house!!!!... okay?... you total waste of space!... (so much for my 'I'm-not going-to-let-the-housemates-anger-me-anymore' vow that I made to myself eh?)... ... how many days did I last?... 2-3 days???... **SIGH**... 
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...a little tip for you dingleberry... nobody is 'laughing anymore' because you were never funny in the first place you misguided little festering dog turd!... seriously?... you really thought that you were... FUNNY?... you deluded plastic 'Ken Doll' twat!... the sooner that you piss off back to the USA to resume your position of having your nose well and truly firmly wedged back up Kim Karshitian's buttonhole as her butt-plug the better it will be for all of us!... Big Brother so wasted a housemate position putting him in there... they would be so spewing about that... I don't blame them for doing so... that really has my feckles in a twirl too... anyhow... that's the first one minute and 12 seconds of the show out of the way... now for the rest of the show...
...rightio... the panel are... James Hill and Austin Armacost from last year!... yes!!!...
... and Vanessa Feltz (who is an ex-housemate)... she said exactly what I feel about Jonathan... she was so spot-on with what she said... well said Vanessa... hahaha!... what Vanessa said about Jeremy and Stiff Fanny's 'romance' was so funny... Austin doesn't hold back either lol!... (I would so love him to have his own talk show)... it would be pure gold!... he couldn't help but laugh at what Stiff Fanny's friend was saying to justify her actions lol!...
...they talk about Snotty T and Megan's 'romance'... Austin calls him 'Turbodick-head'... which is quite appropriate as far as I'm concerned... they show more of 'Willy-wanker Winston' in the real world... (nobody has punched him in the face yet I noticed)... again... Vanessa's views on him were so spot-on... as with her views on Tiffany during her arguement with Angie... I really don't like the audience's views on anything at all I'm afraid... I sure wish that Rylan wouldn't ask them their views... they are not usually of any relevance to what's going on in the house anyway...
...that posh old biddy giving her views on the show is such a 'bore-fest'... as with that other old duck that Rylan has on with the M.B.E... please don't have them on anymore Rylan... they slow the show down old son!... Rylan has his 'Bots Chronicle' news section on... he let's on that Angie is staying on in the show regardless and shows the reactions of the other housemates to David Bowie's death too...
...Vanessa has her own segment on Rylan's sofa for a short while... Rylan explains just how Big Brother went about letting Angie know... Vanessa believes that Angie made the best decision by staying in the house... apparently Tiffany is 'feeling isolated in the house'... Vanessa believes that it's all bullshit as do I... apparently an opinion poll says that Gemma is running 3rd... Snotty T is running second and that John is going to win it at this stage... (that's 2 of the 3 that I predicted)... apparently the outside world 'Twitters' are more or less saying that Stiff Fanny is a trollop... (who woulda thunk it?)...
...**Sticky skips through the English ads**... an audience member believes that Snotty T ... 'just wants to get into her hole'... Rylan asks her again... she says the same thing... Rylan moves on lol!... (ah!... the dangers of asking audience members their opinions eh Rylan?)... lol!...
...David and Vanessa believe that Nancy could be next out of the house... Austin believes that it will be David Gest... the audience believe that it could be Kristina or Stiff Fanny... my choice would be the last two also... apparently there's going to be 'puppets' and 'puppet masters' in the next task... now that could be interesting methinks... end of show... cheers.
... how many days did I last?... 2-3 days???... **SIGH**... ......a little tip for you dingleberry... nobody is 'laughing anymore' because you were never funny in the first place you misguided little festering dog turd!... seriously?... you really thought that you were... FUNNY?... you deluded plastic 'Ken Doll' twat!... the sooner that you piss off back to the USA to resume your position of having your nose well and truly firmly wedged back up Kim Karshitian's buttonhole as her butt-plug the better it will be for all of us!... Big Brother so wasted a housemate position putting him in there... they would be so spewing about that... I don't blame them for doing so... that really has my feckles in a twirl too... anyhow... that's the first one minute and 12 seconds of the show out of the way... now for the rest of the show...
...rightio... the panel are... James Hill and Austin Armacost from last year!... yes!!!...
... and Vanessa Feltz (who is an ex-housemate)... she said exactly what I feel about Jonathan... she was so spot-on with what she said... well said Vanessa... hahaha!... what Vanessa said about Jeremy and Stiff Fanny's 'romance' was so funny... Austin doesn't hold back either lol!... (I would so love him to have his own talk show)... it would be pure gold!... he couldn't help but laugh at what Stiff Fanny's friend was saying to justify her actions lol!......they talk about Snotty T and Megan's 'romance'... Austin calls him 'Turbodick-head'... which is quite appropriate as far as I'm concerned... they show more of 'Willy-wanker Winston' in the real world... (nobody has punched him in the face yet I noticed)... again... Vanessa's views on him were so spot-on... as with her views on Tiffany during her arguement with Angie... I really don't like the audience's views on anything at all I'm afraid... I sure wish that Rylan wouldn't ask them their views... they are not usually of any relevance to what's going on in the house anyway...
...that posh old biddy giving her views on the show is such a 'bore-fest'... as with that other old duck that Rylan has on with the M.B.E... please don't have them on anymore Rylan... they slow the show down old son!... Rylan has his 'Bots Chronicle' news section on... he let's on that Angie is staying on in the show regardless and shows the reactions of the other housemates to David Bowie's death too...
...Vanessa has her own segment on Rylan's sofa for a short while... Rylan explains just how Big Brother went about letting Angie know... Vanessa believes that Angie made the best decision by staying in the house... apparently Tiffany is 'feeling isolated in the house'... Vanessa believes that it's all bullshit as do I... apparently an opinion poll says that Gemma is running 3rd... Snotty T is running second and that John is going to win it at this stage... (that's 2 of the 3 that I predicted)... apparently the outside world 'Twitters' are more or less saying that Stiff Fanny is a trollop... (who woulda thunk it?)...
...**Sticky skips through the English ads**... an audience member believes that Snotty T ... 'just wants to get into her hole'... Rylan asks her again... she says the same thing... Rylan moves on lol!... (ah!... the dangers of asking audience members their opinions eh Rylan?)... lol!...
...David and Vanessa believe that Nancy could be next out of the house... Austin believes that it will be David Gest... the audience believe that it could be Kristina or Stiff Fanny... my choice would be the last two also... apparently there's going to be 'puppets' and 'puppet masters' in the next task... now that could be interesting methinks... end of show... cheers.
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