...well after my marathon 'catch-up-a-thon' I can finally comment on the show along with the rest of you at last!... woohoo!... I've skipped all of the 'daily shows' which consist mainly of tweeting birds chirping away whenever anything interesting is said... I can't be arsed to tolerate it... I'm now watching the individual BOTS shows that I skipped until I catch up with them too now... anyhow... my assessment of the show... I may as well start with what I think of the housemates themselves..
Scotty T:... he is a total doofus twat!... (I'm being nice here believe me)... he reminds me of 'Goofy' and speaks like he has a pair of testicles in his mouth all of the time...he seems to me to have the IQ of a piece of celery... what the hell is he doing on this show?... he has the personality of a turd floating in a swimming pool...
Angie Bowie:... what a cantankerous old biddy she is!... she's definitely no Janice Dickenson... although she's a cranky-arsed bat I hope that she stays in the house until at least halfway through just to see how unbearable she does become lol!... imagine her in the future tasks?... I might even get to like her if she continues the way that she is lol!... I only ever knew her from being on the cover of David Bowie's 'Pinups' album all those years ago to be honest...
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...yeah... I know... we all get older right?... it's just that some of us tend to grow older at a far more accelerated rate than others as Angie has done above... drugs maybe?... (no shit Sherlock!)...
Jonathan Cheban:... haha!... (Klingon)... I love it!... that describes him so well doesn't it?... my thoughts on his face itself are in the post above... what a friggin' egotestical love-me-do he is!... didn't he say in his opening interview that he would be 24 hour entertainment?... (waiting... waiting... waiting...
**cricket chirps**)... even though he played the '
I'm going to leave because' card in the Diary Room I'm going to hang in there and see if he does become fun to watch... Jonathan Cheban...
you're on notice dude!... start 'entertaining us!...
Stephanie Davis:... what a
SL... (you thought that I was going to say
SLAG didn't you?)... what a slippery little thing she is... she slips into the arms of anyone that comes near her... she must be missing her
BOYFRIEND on the outside big time...
**Sticky stifles his laughter and lets out a few muffled titters**... don't worry Stiff Fanny... we know that you'll stay loyal to him

... I find her as boring as hell to be honest...
Tracey Pollard:... yep!... '
you da mumma bitch' alright!...
**sigh** she seems to me to be the stereotypical
'black American loudmouthed 'I ain't gonna take no shit from nobody' mega-bitch woman' that is more or less compulsory on these types of shows nowadays or it wouldn't be a 'proper' Reality Show otherwise... as with Dystopia... I hope she stays in for a bit longer in the show to spice it up a bit... I don't like her at all but she really does need to stay longer...
Christopher Maloney:... what a piece of wet lettuce he is!... he has so many insecurities and so much lack of self confidence that he makes Stevie Ritchie (Stiffy from last year) look like Superman to me!... I thought that Stiffy was a waste of space last year but this blubbering mess takes the cake... they say that when a man ejaculates that around 10 million sperm start swimming towards the egg... to think that he was the one that was the strongest and got through makes me wonder what the others would have been like!... I don't like him much at all and just wonder how he made it onto this show at all...
Gemma Collins:...I think that she is a frustrated meddling gossiping interfering nosey bitch that can't stand the fact that Stephanie is on the brink of getting some action...
I love her!... I hope that she stays in for most of the show... I can see the others cracking the shits with her on so many occasions that it'll be pure entertainment for me... I'd love for one of the guys in there to try and get her into bed with some sweet talk... she would shred him alive with years of pent-up sex to let roam free lol!... she'd eat him alive lol!... (she's a 'goer' that one..
**wink wink nod nod say no more**)... lol!...
Daniella Westbrook:... I love her!... I hope that she goes right through to the finals... she's got a great honesty streak all the way through her... even though she blubbered earlier in one of the shows I think that she would probably be the strongest personality amongst all the females in the house... go Daniella you good thing!...
David Gest:... what can you say about 'the man of a thousand faces'?... he survived shagging Liza Minelli so he must have some 'oomph!' about him I guess?... his 'name-dropping' is legendary isn't it?... and that 'David Gest's Name Drop Bingo' is pure genius crimmy lol!... that sums him up so well lol!... I hate the way that he sucks up to everyone in the house... it does my head in... I can't stand people doing that... I don't particularly like him at all I'm afraid...
Darren Day:... I like him... he's one of my picks to win this... (Daniella and John Partridge are my others at this stage)... actually... I think that he will win it outright... there!... I've said it!... I think that he will be worth watching all the way through this...
Kristina Rhanoff:... bland!... bland!...
BLAND!!!... she is as boring as batshit!... I would rather watch a fungal nail growth spreading through David Gest's toes than watch her... get her out next!... please!...
John Partridge:... as you already know... I like him... but I don't trust him at all... I think that although being a 'nice guy' and volunteering to go into 'The Box' I think that he would have a really ruthless nasty streak if pushed too hard by
anyone in the house... I like that in people in Reality Shows... he could go all the way to the end in my opinion...
Jeremey McConnell:... just re-read what I said about Scotty T... same same but different...
Nancy Dell'Ollio:... (it should be Nancy Delicio)... she's gorgeous!... I loved her instantly when she gave a serve to 'Winston the weird willy-wanker'... she was going to have nothing to do with his views... well done to her!... I hope that she becomes a little less boring to stay in the house longer though...
Megan Mckenna:... again... just re-read what I said about Kristina Rhanoff... same same but different...
Winston McKenzie:... what a creepy little munchkin he was eh?... a total sleazeball indeed... aw man I could've had fun with his name this year... what a shame he's gone...
**jokes**... so 'Winston the weird willy-wanking wowser' walked eh?... thank God!... good riddance to bad rubbish... and he wants to be the Lord Mayor of London?... yeah riiiiiiiiiight!... after his stint on this show he will be hard pressed to walk down the street without being punched in the face... I'd like Big Brother to bring him back into the house in a few days time when all of the hullabaloo has died down... imagine how pissed off the others would be?... that would be pure gold lol!...
...well anyway... that's my rundown on what I think about the housemates... tomorrow onwards I'll be posting about the show itself... (I'll try and make it a rant-free one lol!)... I'm trying not to lose it with the housemates this year lol!... cheers.