"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb

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...what is the point of Big Brother posting those...**ahem!**... 'Live' shows because whenever something interesting is said they suddenly play 'chirping birds' over what they are saying!... what?... they want to save it for the 'highlights' show or something?... cheers.
 
I'm wondering if the argument he deliberately picked with Aisleyne (to discredit her on television) is based on something HE knew or on something he was FED by Helen whilst she was in the house

The way he goes in at people - calling them a liar over and over - he deliberately baits them wanting the reaction - to get them to the point that they loose it and get called away

both Danny (after multiple attempts by Marc throughout the day to have a go at him) and Aisleyne are being pushed by Marc because he knows they are popular and he hates that!

I can't see it as a fault in Danny that he wants to speak up on behalf of the other younger HM's and try to tell Marc to stop questioning them and twisting things

Nick was a point in case - he'd obviously had a bit to drink ... when pushed he was confused as to what the question was and why it became an issue ... he has said all along that its more the experience of being on BB that he was after than actually ever truly considering he could win it ... but that's not good enough for Marc ... he pushed until Nick admitted that yes he would like to win it (oh please - wouldn't EVERYONE want to win it?) because Nick couldn't possibly lack the self-belief that he would ever be worthy in the public's eye to be the winner ... we all know Nick doesn't think anyone in their right mind would pick him as a winner - in anything! but no - not Marc - he wanted to have Nick say he wants to win it or can win it because he cannot fathom anyone not being as selfcentred and goal orientated as he is. He wants the win - saying he wants out in the next week or two is absolute BS

I wish it was eviction night every night or they'd set a costume task for him that included PANTS

maybe they could have the weiner suit flown over from BBUS for him to have to wear for a week!!
 
...I'm a tad bit curious... on Monday onwards they are supposed to be going into... 'Hotel' mode whereas past legends come in on a holiday and the housemates have to virtually be their slaves with service for all of them... what I'm curious about is whether Aisleyne will be a slave or one of the guests?... after all... she's classified as a 'housemate' at the moment isn't she?... if she becomes a slave I doubt that she will stay in the house if that is so... just my two cents worth that's all... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...what is the point of Big Brother posting those...**ahem!**... 'Live' shows because whenever something interesting is said they suddenly play 'chirping birds' over what they are saying!... what?... they want to save it for the 'highlights' show or something?... cheers.
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Actually I think it's because they're talking about things like religion and politics and other un-kosher stuff. You never hear the HMs debating such issues during the daily show which strikes me odd, as surely religion and politics happen in GB as well... or maybe not? :(📚
 
crimmy said:
I'm wondering if the argument he deliberately picked with Aisleyne (to discredit her on television) is based on something HE knew or on something he was FED by Helen whilst she was in the house

The way he goes in at people - calling them a liar over and over - he deliberately baits them wanting the reaction - to get them to the point that they loose it and get called away

both Danny (after multiple attempts by Marc throughout the day to have a go at him) and Aisleyne are being pushed by Marc because he knows they are popular and he hates that!

I can't see it as a fault in Danny that he wants to speak up on behalf of the other younger HM's and try to tell Marc to stop questioning them and twisting things

Nick was a point in case - he'd obviously had a bit to drink ... when pushed he was confused as to what the question was and why it became an issue ... he has said all along that its more the experience of being on BB that he was after than actually ever truly considering he could win it ... but that's not good enough for Marc ... he pushed until Nick admitted that yes he would like to win it (oh please - wouldn't EVERYONE want to win it?) because Nick couldn't possibly lack the self-belief that he would ever be worthy in the public's eye to be the winner ... we all know Nick doesn't think anyone in their right mind would pick him as a winner - in anything! but no - not Marc - he wanted to have Nick say he wants to win it or can win it because he cannot fathom anyone not being as selfcentred and goal orientated as he is. He wants the win - saying he wants out in the next week or two is absolute BS

I wish it was eviction night every night or they'd set a costume task for him that included PANTS

maybe they could have the weiner suit flown over from BBUS for him to have to wear for a week!!
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...Meathead Marc is in some sort of 'panic mode'...all his main cronies are gone and all he has is Slimey Sam left as an ally... he is trying to talk what's left in the house over to his side... this would be the perfect time for someone like Danny Umf Umf... (I love that name lol!)... to grow some manly meatballs and take over the role of the 'alpha male' within the house... but we are talking about Danny here aren't we?... let's face it... Harry is slowly succumbing to Marc's side of the fence... (yes I'm watching Harry... you are yet again on notice girl)... so she isn't going to be the one to do it... so what are we left with to do it?... Jack?... Nick?... Cristian?... Joel?... methinks not somehow... DANNY... FOR FUCKS SAKE GROW SOME MANLY MEATBALLS WILL YOU?... if you don't you are all stuffed!... cheers.
 
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...Chloe telling Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hag from Hell that she loves her and then saying it to Nikki too... seriously Chloe stop being such a crawler it makes me sick to the bone!... why the hell do all the females in the house... ( including Aisleyne)... keep going over to 'Nosepick Nick ' and keep kissing him?... he looks like Mr Bean's lovechild for christ's sake!... the way that Marc is trying to give Aisleyne a hard time with his usual smug attitude... it's about time that all of the housemates put him in his place the little dipshit!... hmmmmm!... I seem to be Mr Grumpypants tonight for some reason lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Chloe telling Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hag from Hell that she loves her and then saying it to Nikki too... seriously Chloe stop being such a crawler it makes me sick to the bone!... why the hell do all the females in the house... ( including Aisleyne)... keep going over to 'Nosepick Nick ' and keep kissing him?... he looks like Mr Bean's lovechild for christ's sake!... the way that Marc is trying to give Aisleyne a hard time with his usual smug attitude... it's about time that all of the housemates put him in his place the little dipshit!... hmmmmm!... I seem to be Mr Grumpypants tonight for some reason lol!... cheers.
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ummm MrS ... call crimmy cynical (and a lot do!!) but it might just have something to do with the fact that Nick's daddy is a billionaire ...

and we all love your MrGrumpypants coming out ... oh ... should I maybe rephrase that?!?!😇
 
Dystopia said:
Danny Umpf has done it again, hasn't he... umpf umpf umpf. He done got drunk and decided to confront the "Prince of Evil" Marc.
I watched that arguement three times and it was Danny who started it. Why? Because he was drunk. He wouldn't try it with Marc when he's sober... too much of a lil coward Danny is.

Then Danny is ostensibly called into the DR... oh, that's right, the Scottish BB chick was on duty, no wonder I couldn't hear it and no wonder everything got out of hand again.
Danny with the Scottish BB chick in the DR is pure torture. I can't understand what either of them is saying. It should be against the law. 😫🤬


Oh.... I just realised that Danny Umpf Umpf has the hots for Aisleyne... so, let's put this together.
Being a bit of a dick who at 29 can't tell a girl that he likes her in her face, he "opens up" when he's inebriated... but being Danny Umpf Umpf, he still can't look her in the eye and confess, no, he does it the awkward way. And it's so awkward that it's bound to backfire one way or another.
While Marc argues with Aisleyne, Danny Umpf Umpf decides to help out his maiden in distress, but instead of drawing his sword against Marc there and then, he waits until Marc talks to Nick and THERE!!!! - this is the opening, this is his chance... he pokes Marc (mentally) in a very awkward way and thus manages to avoid attention being drawn at the fact that it's REALLY Aisleyne he wants to defend.

Ergo: Danny Umpf Umpf was trying to impress Aisleyne which failed dismally - - because before the night is over, Aisleyne already wants to make amends with Marc. She's probably by now realised that Danny Umpf Umpf is a wet blanket and that ain't what the gurl is looking for. ;)
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...you read this whole thing so well Dystopia... I agree with everything that you said... I wouldn't have thought that Aisleyne would have let Meathead Marc get to her so easily like that... I was actually disappointed with her to be honest... when she made friends with him at the end of it I was actually quite pissed off with her!... hmmmmm!... as I said earlier... I must be wearing my 'grumpy pants' tonight methinks... lol!... cheers.
 
crimmy said:
ummm MrS ... call crimmy cynical (and a lot do!!) but it might just have something to do with the fact that Nick's daddy is a billionaire ...

and we all love your MrGrumpypants coming out ... oh ... should I maybe rephrase that?!?!😇
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...hahaha!... that's so true eh?... his dad being the billionaire and all that lol!... I forgot about that to be honest... and I think that my grumpypants had better stay right where they are eh?... lol!... cheers.
 
Once you were in love with him @@crimmy... whatever happened? 😱
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i found out he can't dance unless he's taking his clothes off :p

i respected his game at first - but I am never so blind that I cannot wake up to the bleeding obvious. I don't go for being a one-eye'd fan who never sees a negative in a person

same with Danny - read back - I've criticised him myself early on for never being able to complete a full intelligible sentence.

However I do respect the fact that Danny does try to speak up if he sees the younger HM's being picked on - whether it is really up to him to do that or not to me is irrelevant. I just like that he has that protectiveness in him. Marc is out for himself and himself only. Sam is an idiot (who knew?! lol) if she thinks he cares about her other than as a shield between him and the door out of the house.
 
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can i just say I HATE THIS DAMN LAPTOP!!!!

the stupid touchpad has my screen size going up and down like a friggin yoyo and its driving me nuts
the only PLUS to it is that I didn't pay for it but I would have preferred to pick my own and get something that doesn't make me want to test if it bounces on concrete every 10 minutes!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhh I feel a bit better now ...
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Chloe telling Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hag from Hell that she loves her and then saying it to Nikki too... seriously Chloe stop being such a crawler it makes me sick to the bone!...
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It surprised me too the first time Chloe declared Helen as her chum. I don't know where Helen calls home now, but surely she's from up North like Chloe. I honestly don't understand the petty wars people from different regions are waging... but it seems to me Chloe had always felt a bit left out in the big crowd of Londoners and none Yorkshirites... so for once Chloe felt she had something in common with someone i.e. the accent. This is not an excuse to crawl into Helen's spiderweb though.

Sticky you must be so relieved that HHHHH is gone - now you don't have to type her looong name anymore. ;)
 
crimmy said:
can i just say I HATE THIS DAMN LAPTOP!!!!

the stupid touchpad has my screen size going up and down like a friggin yoyo and its driving me nuts
the only PLUS to it is that I didn't pay for it but I would have preferred to pick my own and get something that doesn't make me want to test if it bounces on concrete every 10 minutes!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhh I feel a bit better now ...
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You poor thing... now I DO feel empathy for you. As it so happens I know all about recalcitrant Laptops and women... ooops, that came out wrong.
Seriously, I got a laptop just over a year ago for the sole purpose of reading documents while doing something else on my PC. The touchpad was the first thing that made me want to throw it on the floor and jump on it, then... I realised that there are USB ports to which a mouse can be attached. Long story short, the 'lapdog' -top... what a stupid name, who puts their laptop ontheir lap???? --- is still alive.

SUGGESTION: Plug in a rodent 😳:p
 
it annoys me that some of the HM's use the line "Helen was nothing but lovely to me" ... ie I hid behind everyone else or just left the room anytime Helen started looking sideways at anybody to avoid any conflict .... soooo Helen was nothing but lovely to me

(plus I'm terrified she'll come find me when I leave the house if I say anything negative about her ... soooo Helen was nothing but lovely to meeeeeeeeee) 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

so altogether now for our singalong
🎤🎤🎤 Helen was nothing but lovelyyyyy to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:singing:🎤🎤

and on THAT note I'm off to bed before they arrive with the straightjacket :p

(this is what the laptop has brought me to!!!!):mad:😵‍💫😫😫😫🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
Dystopia said:
You poor thing... now I DO feel empathy for you. As it so happens I know all about recalcitrant Laptops and women... ooops, that came out wrong.
Seriously, I got a laptop just over a year ago for the sole purpose of reading documents while doing something else on my PC. The touchpad was the first thing that made me want to throw it on the floor and jump on it, then... I realised that there are USB ports to which a mouse can be attached. Long story short, the 'lapdog' -top... what a stupid name, who puts their laptop ontheir lap???? --- is still alive.

SUGGESTION: Plug in a rodent 😳:p
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yes but LAPtop being the operative word - if I wanted to sit at a table with a mouse I'd use my desktop ... I had a lovely ASUS laptop with backlit keyboard ... a gaming one that i used for photoshop and paint shop playing around ... (i'm not a gamer) (ok well I'll play solitaire and even minesweeper when really bored ...) lol ... however the screen on it now turns a lovely shade of blue, cycles through blue, green and red ... which signals it is time to replace it and since I don't really fiddle around with photoshop etc much anymore I can't justify the expense ... PLUS it is fairly cumbersome to lug around and I get tablet envy at airports lol)

I don't use the laptop often enough to get truly used to the overly sensitive stupid touchpad ...

if I'd had the choice I would have asked them to get me a Lenovo Yoga 3 which I believe is actually cheaper than the one they bought me ... however since its not really "mine" as such beggars can't be choosers

but nooo i'm not that dense that I'm not aware that life could be less stressful if I plugged in a mouse - its just not what I want to have to do when sitting on my sofa relaxing ...:p:p:p:p
 
Dystopia said:
You poor thing... now I DO feel empathy for you. As it so happens I know all about recalcitrant Laptops and women... ooops, that came out wrong.
Seriously, I got a laptop just over a year ago for the sole purpose of reading documents while doing something else on my PC. The touchpad was the first thing that made me want to throw it on the floor and jump on it, then... I realised that there are USB ports to which a mouse can be attached. Long story short, the 'lapdog' -top... what a stupid name, who puts their laptop ontheir lap???? --- is still alive.
SUGGESTION: Plug in a rodent 😳:p
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WAIT A MINUTE!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

DID YOU JUST CALL ME RECALCITRANT!?!??!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
crimmy said:
yes but LAPtop being the operative word - if I wanted to sit at a table with a mouse I'd use my desktop ... I had a lovely ASUS laptop with backlit keyboard ... a gaming one that i used for photoshop and paint shop playing around ... (i'm not a gamer) (ok well I'll play solitaire and even minesweeper when really bored ...) lol ... however the screen on it now turns a lovely shade of blue, cycles through blue, green and red ... which signals it is time to replace it and since I don't really fiddle around with photoshop etc much anymore I can't justify the expense ... PLUS it is fairly cumbersome to lug around and I get tablet envy at airports lol)

I don't use the laptop often enough to get truly used to the overly sensitive stupid touchpad ...

if I'd had the choice I would have asked them to get me a Lenovo Yoga 3 which I believe is actually cheaper than the one they bought me ... however since its not really "mine" as such beggars can't be choosers

but nooo i'm not that dense that I'm not aware that life could be less stressful if I plugged in a mouse - its just not what I want to have to do when sitting on my sofa relaxing ...:p:p:p:p
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Yeah rrright, you're SITTING on your sofa, just like Cleopatra was sitting, ha...!

It sounds as though you might need new drivers for your graphics chip. It's just a guess as you found it more appropriate to tell us about your debaucheries such as playing minesweeper... REALLY?? - instead of mentioning the brand of your laptop.

If you're thinking of investing in a new one, get a Chromebook instead. I mean it. You can't install programs on a Chromebook such as Photoshop or SimCity or whatever weird games you're messing with, but it's fast, reliable, lightweight and cheap.

Send the cheque in the mail. 😃
 
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