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Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

I'm so pissed! How the hell was Matthew evicted? He was my favourite, and definitely the best male housemate. Was it really an anti-Ashleigh vote? The british public are really fickle - they hate Helen with a passion, and then when they see their hate projected back at them in the form of Ashleigh, they don't like it. What a fucking joke. So many shitty housemates remain there ahead of him, and I don't know if I want to bother watching now. I probably will because I am sad and obsessive, but agghhh. This feels like the Dan eviction all over again...
 
Having just watched BOTS now, I understand why the British public voted Matthew out. He IS arrogant and condescending. He and Helen would have sensed each others dissimilarities from the beginning. It is not surprising that Helen won the fight, unlike Matthew, she'd be used to it.

So it seems that we have the British public on one side, and BOTS, the tabloids and the majority of the forumites here on the other side.
Despite the herculean efforts by the producers to sway the public against Helen and those "guilty by assosiation" and toward lil Ashleigh and her admirers, they have decided to stay true to their principles and convictions to fight the suppressor - the upper class.

Interesting to see how Matthew all too easily "lowered himself" to the level of Helen during their altercation. Had he been as intelligent as he likes to portray himself, he would have shut up and walked away instead of suggesting she should get another boob job. This is not vile? Nobody comments on this. It must hurt to be told that your tits are sagging and you ought to do something about it - on national TV. Oh that bitch Helen. Wake up people!!

The panel on this BOTS episode were handpicked "Crucify Helen Warriors". On top of that, Toya got another run at vilifying Helen... and the live audience? The majority don't bother watching the show - they just read the headlines in the tabloids and listen to what Rylan or Emma say and sing their song like well behaved lil school children who are going to be rewarded for their obedience by getting their fifteen seconds of fame on TV.

So now the apprentice queen Ashleigh wants to go home, because it's not worth staying here for so many weeks for a mere hundred grand... ...odd, she didn't wanna go home prior to the murder food task when she still thought she could overpower Helen. Oh Toya, you've got blood on your hands... O_O:frown::wtf::woot:
 
...well... I must admit that I am totally flabbergasted by Matthews eviction... I really am... to be honest I think that the 'close voting' that was announced on BBOTS is a crock of shit... I believe that the producers of BBUK decided who was to stay in the house and that was it... all over rover!... except for a few funny moments with Mark he never really contributed too much to the entertainment value of the house... that being said... Ash contributes a lot less than Matthew did... he should've been out full stop...

...I think that where Matthew went wrong was that he constantly kept saying to the cameras stuff like... 'I'm bored/I'm soooooo bored/there are no intellectuals in here on the same level to talk to me/you're not very intelligent Mark/etc etc... I think that the UK public thought... "stuff you!... we'll get you out of the house so that you can be with your intellectual equals you knob end!"... and that's exactly what happened in my minds eye...

...it's just my theory but bugger it!... it's as good as any others going around lol!... cheers.
 
...I've been as sick as a dog with the 'man flu' for the last couple of days and didn't go outside at all... I got bored staying inside... my mind became idle so I... **ahem!**... came up with this below... it's a long read so congrats if you read it all the way through :thumbsup::D...

...I find ':poop:Stevie-no-balls:poop:' and Kimberly's conversations to be so mind numbingly boring at all times...just watching him snivel up to her makes me feel sick... it's so awkwardly pathetic... the way that he refuses to take the blame for anything makes me want to smash my computer at times lol!...

...anyhow... I present to you ...

...THE ':poop:Stevie-no-balls:poop:' SAGA!...

...I hope that you enjoy it... cheers.:)


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I'm so angry at the UK public!!!! I am completely shocked!! They boo matthew for sticking up against Helen???!! The UK have no idea. They shouting "get ashleigh out" angered me even more because she comes out of her shell and is sick of being beaten down. I say Get the UK out! They are the most fickle people ever. I'm just so angry.

Dont pay attention the the crowd, most the viewers over here hate them and and well aware that the majority go just to boo someone, i doubt they even watch the show. They are embarrassing

The eviction has pretty much shocked everyone in the UK as well as there was really no inclination he was going to go home. Personally, its made me a bit skeptical of everything.
I know that Ashleigh isn't particularly liked here but im "amazed" that people would actually pick up the phone and vote matthew out just so her plan to get Ash (who also isnt liked) out would fail.
 
...haha!... when I painted that in I was wondering if people would pick it up :thumbsup:... well done my friend... cheers.:)
noticed it too LOL just got new puppy today so hadnt replied yet.
So unhappy Mattjhew went..it was Ash that should of gone and really how shallow do those boys think people are..keep us in because we look good with our shirts off...as if
 
Disappointed Matthew left. I think a few things conspired against him this week to help him out of the house. There are obviously people who don't like him and would have voted him out on that basis, but then there were other factors that came into play, IMO.
  1. Ash pulled his head in and also got a good edit by being the main murderer in the assassin task.
  2. Helen also got a good edit with the clown task, albeit at the end of the voting cycle, so that would have reduced the 'guilt by association' vote a little bit. Plus there would be some sympathy for her being excluded from the girls' nomination planning meetings, as well as Ashleigh lying about the final-decision discussion.
  3. Ashleigh conspired to get Ash out so some people wanted to keep him in to thwart her plans. This will be Ash fans, but also people who are sick of all the bad behaviour in the house and were therefore not impressed by seeing more of it, this time from Ashleigh (Ashleigh would have won more fans responding to Helen and Ash's cattiness with grace and dignity rather than lies and backstabbing, particularly when at the same time Helen was showing more maturity and vulnerability than we've seen from her before).
  4. All that said, if you wanted to save Ash this week, the only logical think to do was to vote for Matthew as Mark and Winston weren't going anywhere.
None of these things had anything to do with Matthew but I reckon they all played a part.

I hate to admit it but a very small part of me is glad Ash didn't go. I am not a fan of Ash, he has been a bit mean with flippant comments to HMs, but my main reason for not liking him much is how he spoke to Helen about making sure he got saved. It was almost threatening, and I think he has a scary streak in him. He seems to think he is entitled to whatever he wants, and can be quite nasty about getting it. That said, I think Helen still needs his support for a little while longer. Helen is a gobsmackingly horrible person at times, but she is damaged and damaged people often sabotage themselves, so I feel sorry for her. She needs some help. My heart broke for her a fortnight or so ago when she spoke to Ash about the Rooney scandal (without mentioning names) and she said Ash's friends will tell him to steer clear of her. The poor girl feels so diminished in people's eyes and she is full of shame and self-loathing, and lashes out. She needs some love and respect, but makes it almost impossible to get that with the way she behaves. So I was thinking that Ash would help her feel comfortable, after all, he knows she was a 'working girl' but hasn't distanced himself from her. Although long term I think Helen would be better off with a more decent friend ... but baby steps.
 
noticed it too LOL just got new puppy today so hadnt replied yet.

Awww. So happy for you, puppies are the best, except for the weeing where they shouldn't and chewing what they shouldn't, lol. What breed and how old?

I was thinking just yesterday that the BB house needs a dog, like Mr Clooney. Mightn't be the best thing for the dog, but I reckon the house would calm down a little bit.
 
...I've been as sick as a dog with the 'man flu' for the last couple of days and didn't go outside at all... I got bored staying inside... my mind became idle so I... **ahem!**... came up with this below... it's a long read so congrats if you read it all the way through

I made it to the end, yay. I enjoyed it, some feedback though, maybe a few less word would make it less cramped and therefore easier to read, but still well done. Hope you're feeling better.

Steven is a such a weirdo. I don't hate him, but I don't like him either, his DNA definitely has more than its fair share of the wanker gene. However, I didn't think it was unreasonable of him to want to know if Kim had a boyfriend. That whole boyfriend thing is fishy. If they split up, fine, just say so. What isn't she saying that makes it so hard to talk about, and be the sort of thing that would get her evicted, as she said. So odd. And equally, I didn't 100% believe the so called boyfriend when he rang up BOTS about their relationship, basically exposing her game play. Also so odd. There's more to this story. I want to like Kim, but at the moment I have to agree with Carolyn on BOTS from BBUK 2012, Kim's a shady lady.
 
Awww. So happy for you, puppies are the best, except for the weeing where they shouldn't and chewing what they shouldn't, lol. What breed and how old?

I was thinking just yesterday that the BB house needs a dog, like Mr Clooney. Mightn't be the best thing for the dog, but I reckon the house would calm down a little bit.

chihuhuhua and 8 weeks old,,,he is super tiny and being a good boy peeing on the peepads,too small to go outside yet
 

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chihuhuhua and 8 weeks old,,,he is super tiny and being a good boy peeing on the peepads,too small to go outside yet

Too adorable. Puppies always look gorgeous when they are asleep ... like you want to wake them up to cuddle. I see what you mean about too small to go outside yet, you could lose him in the garden, lol.

Enjoy the puppy months, they grow up so fast.
 
I made it to the end, yay. I enjoyed it, some feedback though, maybe a few less word would make it less cramped and therefore easier to read, but still well done. Hope you're feeling better.

Steven is a such a weirdo. I don't hate him, but I don't like him either, his DNA definitely has more than its fair share of the wanker gene. However, I didn't think it was unreasonable of him to want to know if Kim had a boyfriend. That whole boyfriend thing is fishy. If they split up, fine, just say so. What isn't she saying that makes it so hard to talk about, and be the sort of thing that would get her evicted, as she said. So odd. And equally, I didn't 100% believe the so called boyfriend when he rang up BOTS about their relationship, basically exposing her game play. Also so odd. There's more to this story. I want to like Kim, but at the moment I have to agree with Carolyn on BOTS from BBUK 2012, Kim's a shady lady.

...thanks for the honest criticism nutmeg... much appreciated... you are right of course... it was going to be 2 panels longer but I thought that people would get bored with it or look at it and think... ' can't be bothered'... so yeah it was cramped up with words... good call on your part nutmeg :thumbsup:...

...what I don't like about Steve is that to get his way he just keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking until he wears people down and that they agree with what he says to shut him the hell up... (that was sort of one of the reasons that I crowded the panels with words... but you are right... there were too many)... and Kim is one dark horse isn't she?... she thinks of about 5 or 6 answers before she answers any questions at all from the people in the house... she picks the one answer that benefits her stay in the house... whether it's to the benefit or not of the person asking the question... that's why she's always hesitating in her responses... her eyes flicker as if she's a robot processing the data...she's a very cold and calculating ice lady for sure...

... she feels uncomfortable with any of ':poop:Stevie-no-balls:poop:' questions because she hasn't factored them into her pre-determined responses that she has prepared for herself... her 'boyfriend' is probably her agent or manager... the whole thing would have been set up to wring as much publicity as possible for the 'former Playboy bunny' methinks... to her she's following a prepared script as if in a movie as far as I'm concerned... this whole thing is a 'performance'... and ':poop:Stevie-no-balls:poop:'s continuous slimeing up to her makes her deviate from the script... her "it's dumb this conversation... it's just dumb"... statement = 'I'm not following the script... I'm having to actually ad-lib and talk like normal people'... is throwing her right off balance...

...people have suggested that they send in her 'boyfriend' to confront ':poop:Stevie-no-balls:poop:' head-on... that isn't going to happen because the producers know that the 'boyfriend' is probably her agent or manager methinks!... it's all pure conjecture on my part but who is to say that it definitely isn't true?...

...I'm still as crook as yesterday... thanks for asking nutmeg... but on the bright side... at least I woke up this morning... a good start to any day methinks... :)... I just need to soldier on eh?... cheers.:)
 
Disappointed Matthew left. I think a few things conspired against him this week to help him out of the house. There are obviously people who don't like him and would have voted him out on that basis, but then there were other factors that came into play, IMO.
  1. Ash pulled his head in and also got a good edit by being the main murderer in the assassin task.
  2. Helen also got a good edit with the clown task, albeit at the end of the voting cycle, so that would have reduced the 'guilt by association' vote a little bit. Plus there would be some sympathy for her being excluded from the girls' nomination planning meetings, as well as Ashleigh lying about the final-decision discussion.
  3. Ashleigh conspired to get Ash out so some people wanted to keep him in to thwart her plans. This will be Ash fans, but also people who are sick of all the bad behaviour in the house and were therefore not impressed by seeing more of it, this time from Ashleigh (Ashleigh would have won more fans responding to Helen and Ash's cattiness with grace and dignity rather than lies and backstabbing, particularly when at the same time Helen was showing more maturity and vulnerability than we've seen from her before).
  4. All that said, if you wanted to save Ash this week, the only logical think to do was to vote for Matthew as Mark and Winston weren't going anywhere.
None of these things had anything to do with Matthew but I reckon they all played a part.

I hate to admit it but a very small part of me is glad Ash didn't go. I am not a fan of Ash, he has been a bit mean with flippant comments to HMs, but my main reason for not liking him much is how he spoke to Helen about making sure he got saved. It was almost threatening, and I think he has a scary streak in him. He seems to think he is entitled to whatever he wants, and can be quite nasty about getting it. That said, I think Helen still needs his support for a little while longer. Helen is a gobsmackingly horrible person at times, but she is damaged and damaged people often sabotage themselves, so I feel sorry for her. She needs some help. My heart broke for her a fortnight or so ago when she spoke to Ash about the Rooney scandal (without mentioning names) and she said Ash's friends will tell him to steer clear of her. The poor girl feels so diminished in people's eyes and she is full of shame and self-loathing, and lashes out. She needs some love and respect, but makes it almost impossible to get that with the way she behaves. So I was thinking that Ash would help her feel comfortable, after all, he knows she was a 'working girl' but hasn't distanced himself from her. Although long term I think Helen would be better off with a more decent friend ... but baby steps.

...I agree with this summation almost entirely... you nailed it on many key points for sure... the only thing that I differ on is in feeling sorry for Helen... I just can't bring myself to doing it I'm afraid... I know that she is vile for reasons in her past but still... she's just plain nasty... the best thing that could happen in this series of BBUK is for her to go through an journey of revelation and to completely redeem herself by the end... that would be a perfect ending to the whole thing... it's not going to happen!... it is Helen that we're talking about here after all... but you never know... stranger things have happened throughout history eh?:whistling::playful:O_O;)... cheers.
 
OMG at Winston taking the biggest swig of wine before he asked Danielle too spoon. I would need to be close to alcohol poisoning before I could bring myself to spoon her. #justsaying

...:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... bloody funny Inigo!!!!!... I'm 100% with you on this one... she is not a nice little thing at all is she?... stuff knows how she's supposed to be a 'glamour model'... I'm actually doing a 'thing' like above on Winston and Danielle at the moment on my take on their 'relationship'... I'll probably put it up sometime tomorrow methinks... lol!... as I said... totally agree with you on this:thumbsup:... cheers.
 
Annoying Matthew went, but we knew that the UK audience is just as dire as our own. Matthew made for good viewing without being disgusting, loud, obnoxious and a strain on my mental health, unlike the likes of HELLen and thicko trio Winston, Ash and Marlon.

So far everyone that has left has been an actual entertaining character (even the VILE Tamara), so I'm wondering what's next?

It's up to QUEEN ASHSLAY to fix this mess!

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Oh and how the hell does Danielle model ANYTHING? The only thing she should be getting paid for is modelling body bags :vomit:
 
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