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Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

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what sort of sausage, you can get them in a lot of flavours, but do they all smell the same?

Greasy & fatty & yuck. I'm not a fan of sausages so they smell revolting to me anyway, but next time you have sausages take a smell in the air after they've been cooked or take a sniff of the grill/pan (however you cook them). It's naaaaaaaaasty. That's how I imagine he would smell.

haha.. I know i'm a bit weird at times but hey ho :woot:
 
Greasy & fatty & yuck. I'm not a fan of sausages so they smell revolting to me anyway, but next time you have sausages take a smell in the air after they've been cooked or take a sniff of the grill/pan (however you cook them). It's naaaaaaaaasty. That's how I imagine he would smell.

haha.. I know i'm a bit weird at times but hey ho :woot:

i think i found Steverly, and he is being boring as ever. taken at the 3 sec mark

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For me, Mark's saving grace regarding him jumping ship after hearing Pauline's boos was that he did actually start to voice his dislike for Pauline's behaviour a few days before he heard it, though he said it to other people, not to Pauline herself. I'm still suspicious as to how genuine he is, but if he's not genuine he's playing a reasonably good game.

He is not genuine at all, he has no concept of genuineness. I agree with you on the 'reasonably' good game... but only just. He seems to have lost some of his youthful exuberance. Maybe his eyebrow tweezers broke. :woot:

haha @Dystopia

Did you hear what Luke said on BOTS about Mark? About how he sneaked onto a boat party that a former housemate was having (which Luke was attending) & started schmoozing with all the former HM's? He reckons Mark is the biggest game player in there.[DOUBLEPOST=1405869656][/DOUBLEPOST]
i think i found Steverly, and he is being boring as ever. taken at the 3 sec mark

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He is not genuine at all, he has no concept of genuineness. I agree with you on the 'reasonably' good game... but only just. He seems to have lost some of his youthful exuberance. Maybe his eyebrow tweezers broke. :woot:

'Only just' is a fair call. I couldn't bring myself to say he was playing a 'good' game. I had to temper it with 'reasonably', because if he was playing a 'good' game we wouldn't even question his genuineness.
 
haha @Dystopia

Did you hear what Luke said on BOTS about Mark? About how he sneaked onto a boat party that a former housemate was having (which Luke was attending) & started schmoozing with all the former HM's? He reckons Mark is the biggest game player in there.[DOUBLEPOST=1405869656][/DOUBLEPOST]


OMFG bahahaha!

oh, another one, such a smashing pumpkin

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sausages are in my head

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i suppose this would be a medical condition for Dimberly that requires attention, 2SS is all over her

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haha @Dystopia

Did you hear what Luke said on BOTS about Mark? About how he sneaked onto a boat party that a former housemate was having (which Luke was attending) & started schmoozing with all the former HM's? He reckons Mark is the biggest game player in there.[DOUBLEPOST=1405869656][/DOUBLEPOST]


OMFG bahahaha!
I love Luke, he's always good value.
 
...wow ladies!... thanks for all of your responses to my question about Stevens 'charisma'... it's quite obvious that nearly every one of you think that he has none whatsoever... so why do BBUK orientate a lot of storylines to the turd?... amazing!...

...did anyone notice that the first time that the housemates were all gathered together to be told that Kimberly was 'ill' and wasn't returning to the house that night for the eviction and then that was all the information that BB gave them?... did you notice that Steve said...

...(at the 14:05 mark)..."she's staying in hospital overnight... I thought... when I just heard that... I just thought... that's going to be it... she'll not be returning to the house... I thought... I was waiting for her"...

...how did he know that she wasn't going to be returning to the house for good?... he sounded like he knew that she was never going to return to the house on a permanent level as far as I'm concerned... could it be that Kimberly and him had a major falling out?... that maybe she had finally had enough of him and she said... 'fuckit!... I'm walking!'... type of statement or similar?... when he finally did go into the Diary Room with that piece of toast in his hand and was asking questions at Big Brother... he seemed to be talking without too much real concern in his voice for Kimberly... in fact... he was sounding pretty arrogant towards Big Brother as if Big Brother was on Kimberly's side in a sense...

...later in the kitchen with Christopher he was... as usual... justifying his past crimes to Christopher knowing full well that the public were watching his every move... he was in damage control to make sure that Kimberly's leaving the house was nothing to do with him... the same old... 'I've done absolutely nothing wrong'... standard statement that he is now so famous for...

...they closed the show with him in the Diary Room dribbling all of his usual bullshit stuff... the man is sickening!....

I believe that Kimberly has done a runner on him... hence his real lack of sad emotions or concern for Kimberly... his arrogance in the Diary Room towards Big Brother while eating that toast shows it to me too... his justifying himself to Christopher and the public in the kitchen because he's in damage control shows me that he knows what's wrong with Kimberly and it's not because she is 'ill'...

...well that's my two cents on that disgusting turd of a man anyway...



...on a lighter note... I really truly cracked right up with Ash's comment just after it was announced that Kimberly was not up for eviction because she was 'ill'...

...at the 14:21 mark Ash says... "I'll tell you what... I'll... I'm going to be fucking ill every Friday from now on if I stay hahaha!"...

...:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... a classic!... cheers.:)
 
He looks like he would smell like sausage. I don't know why.. but when I look at him I think he would smell like sausage? Ew.

He reminds me of Mr. Potato Head without the moustache.

How is it that we both seem to be inhaling the same scent? I've been thinking exactly the same... he looks bloated and unsavoury. I think he drinks a lot and smokes. Each time he force-kissed Kim, I wondered why she would put up with this.. and, the odour I sensed would be either hamburger or sausage.

I swear our TVs are already transmitting scents... scary :woot:
 
How is it that we both seem to be inhaling the same scent? I've been thinking exactly the same... he looks bloated and unsavoury. I think he drinks a lot and smokes. Each time he force-kissed Kim, I wondered why she would put up with this.. and, the odour I sensed would be either hamburger or sausage.

I swear our TVs are already transmitting scents... scary :woot:

...yeah... it's called 'Smellavision'!... lol!... cheers.:biggrin:
 
Unfortunately Steven has had a phone call with Kimberly, which suggests she hasn't done a runner. Though I agree she should.

...nobody has heard that actual phone conversation... everything he told them that was said could be total bullshit as far as I'm concerned... to quote my earlier post...

...if she said to him that she left because of him and that she doesn't want to ever see him again then he is hardly going to say that is what she said would he?... because that means that for once in his grubby little life he'd have to admit that it was his fault wouldn't he?... and as we all know... he always blames the other person for everything doesn't he?... Steve's a turd! :poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop:... he better be voted out this week or I'm going to parachute into the compound and drag him out myself!:sour::mad::madd::punch::rage:... I so detest this grub that it's ridiculous!!!... cheers.

...we only have his word for it... until I hear the actual conversation I'm calling it bullshit!;)... cheers.:)
 
Unfortunately Steven has had a phone call with Kimberly, which suggests she hasn't done a runner. Though I agree she should.
Yeah but we only have 2SS's word for what they discussed. We already know she has a general lack of enthusiasm for life, so I'd bet he presented her pledge of ongoing loyalty to him more enthusiastically than she actually said it.

The question is, would he have outright lied about it? OR would she have lied to him to give her room to escape?
 
How is it that we both seem to be inhaling the same scent? I've been thinking exactly the same... he looks bloated and unsavoury. I think he drinks a lot and smokes. Each time he force-kissed Kim, I wondered why she would put up with this.. and, the odour I sensed would be either hamburger or sausage.

I swear our TVs are already transmitting scents... scary :woot:

haha! You said exactly what I meant. No wonder Kim got ill. Ew.
 
Unfortunately Steven has had a phone call with Kimberly, which suggests she hasn't done a runner. Though I agree she should.

She could have been coached to make that phone call. If she has any sense in her whatsoever she will, at the very least, take a few steps back. I mean seriously... there's only so much sausage a girl can take.

.....that's what she said.
 
Yeah but we only have 2SS's word for what they discussed. We already know she has a general lack of enthusiasm for life, so I'd bet he presented her pledge of ongoing loyalty to him more enthusiastically than she actually said it.

The question is, would he have outright lied about it? OR would she have lied to him to give her room to escape?

if 2SS is near, escape at any cost :nailbiting:
 
Bwahaha, so true @camerashy1 I was really glad for Sasha's sake that he wasn't one of the intruders. While it would have been interesting for us viewers, what was in it for him but stress and humiliation?
 
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