Big Brother 2026 Wishlist + Ideal Layout

BBantUK07

BBantUK07

Countess Cunt
Just thought I’d make a thread to discuss an ideal layout for the 2026 season and Wishlist.
I was bored so thought I’d make my ideal layout and get thoughts and opinions:

8 week season, 57 days with a finale on the Monday.

Week 1 - 12 housemates enter (day 1)
Week 2 - 13th housemate enters with secret mission (day 8), Eviction (day 14)
Week 3 - Eviction (day 21)
Week 4 - 1st intruder enters (day 22); Double eviction (day 28)
Week 5 - 2nd intruder enters (day 29); Eviction (day 35)
Week 6 - Double eviction (day 42)
Week 7 - Eviction (day 49)
Week 8 - Backdoor eviction (day 52); Double Eviction (day 56)
Week 9 - Finale with 4 housemates (day 57)

I don’t see a point in evicting a housemate on day 7 during a 57 day season, I think it’s a waste of a housemate who barely gets to leave any impact on the season imo.

I actually enjoy the shock factor and brutality of a backdoor eviction but I think they should be limited to 1 a season and towards the end.

Ideally would want a final three but didn’t want too many double evictions or have to add in another back door so had to settle on a final 4.
 
Is this a physical layout or a schedule wishlist?

In terms of layout I’m hoping for a completely new house structure (unlikely) away from the hustle and bustle of the general park area. It needs a proper garden with a few amenities like a normal pool. It needs isolation. Do they need to build a more permanent structure like the old house? No. The show doesn’t have another 8 seasons left unfortunately. We’ll be lucky to get 3 or 4. But as I’m not an architect or builder what do I know. I’m just some bitch.

The schedule needs increasing. I think 57 days at minimum. That’s in the ball park of 2 months. I think we could easily benefit from ~70 days. We don’t need the extensive 100 day seasons anymore.

We also need some broadcast schedule shakeup. Air the daily show prior to the live show. Have Ten really got that much programming in demand before/after the general 7pm timeslot? I say no.

With a new temporary structure south of the exhibition centre for the house, the exhibition centre can be used as a live show set. It has room for a proper stage and to be rigged for television and a larger audience. It has a roof and has ample space for any addition sets that might be needed if a spinoff is reintroduced. Then it would be easy to clear for off-season events while the house itself can be re-fitted and/or used for tours.

It’s all budget restricted of course. I still don’t understand how Ten and the Endemol production team can fuck up a show they had ~10 relatively successful seasons producing in the past. These are generally basic ideas and concepts that they’ve gone above and beyond to complicate.

And following the OPs correct suggestion, an eviction is stupid within the first week.
 
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