I really would like to learn how to bet, I wanna make back some of the money I lost, but I haven't a clue how to do this
'not having a clue; when it comes to betting, could be the most profitable lack of knowledge you will ever own
ignorance is BLISS when it comes to NOT knowing how to lose your $$$$
Yet, since you are a cherub who can help shape the odds in MY favor, i will guide u thru it.....
1. Visit a website that offers odds on BIG BROTHER 2014 BETTING
2. Open an account
3. Follow the step by step selection process...HOUSEMATE, $$ wagered etc
4. WAIT and pray like you are trying to find a lighthouse on the Titanic voyage
The best lesson you could ever teach yourself is THIS
Find a dead headed boring sporting event on TV
Say a hockey game, 2 state teams that u know NOTHING about
Check your ATM balance.....say you have $800 to your name , liquid cash
Ring the local SP Bookie, ( every pub has one, every club etc ,,just ask around, ) and BET $1600 on one of the 2 teams
NOW, that hockey game from bumfuck Tasmania is NOW THE MOST exciting game ever and you will be screaming at the TV and pleading that the yellow team wins etc
THAT IS GAMBLING
stay the fuck away from it
One time in 20 u will be more euphoric than cathy freeman at 200o olympics...
the other 19 you will be giving blowjobs to high court judges for lunch money....
Incidentally, cathy freeman was wandering thru alice springs and went into a pub to get a drink
she asked the barman ( who, unbeknown to Cathy, was a mad racist ) if she could have a glass of water
The barman was sincere & apologetic,,,,
:"unfortunately, the closest pub that sells water is 10 mins down the road!"
oh, Cathy said, BUT IM CATHY FREEMAN, AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR, and YEAR 2000 SYD OLMYPICS GOLD MEDALIST !
the barman was taken aback. " really ! " wow....Then you'll make it to that pub in five minutes" !
happy punting