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Episode BBAU 2023 Uncut - Week 1

So what do you watch Uncut for?

  • Dicks

    Votes: 13 41.9%

  • Tits

    Votes: 5 16.1%

  • Stimulating conversation about the global economy

    Votes: 13 41.9%
  • Total voters
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Guess Sonia wanted nothing to do with Uncut then, but actually "Big Brother" narrating works better here than the main show. He's never sounded faker though than when saying "you're a great bunch of housemates".

This really is Big Brother Uncut PG though. Very little in the show that they wouldn't have got away with in the main broadcast.
 
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Kingston said:
Uncut becoming softcore porn rather than a show with content outside the regular highlights is what got BB in to trouble. Adult content can be a part of that but doesn’t have to be the main focus.
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Plus it wasn’t even the original intention of Uncut. It just drifted that way when they realised it pulled in more viewers.

The very first Uncut show show started with Gretel saying that the show is ultimately about deciding who you like the most, and people have aspects of their personalities that they just couldn’t show in that earlier time slot - so Uncut existed so they could show that stuff and give people a more complete view on who these people were so you could decide who you wanted to eventually win.
 
Meglos said:
I may be really tired, but isn't this Zach?
Luke, who we barely see, has less facial hair.
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Yeah Its the right titles (Luke is 33, Zach is like 22 or 24 or something?) but wrong guy onscreen. lol. tbf they have a similar kinda aesthetic in some ways.
 
bleachy_dude said:
I’m enjoying this. But I guess it’s just a reminder that real BB shines when you just see people interacting. And there’s so much we are missing.
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Yeah, I agree with this and what others have said. It was good to see the housemates getting to know each other, and, in turn, providing us with a bit more of an insight in to who they are. It was almost like that other show they used to broadcast live back in the day ... what was it called? ... oh yeah, that's it, "Big Brother"!
 
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timmy said:
It was actually better than the daily eps (that's not saying much, but still). More like old school BB. Hope you're not expecting peen though.
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@sav0001 said
"It will, Sonia confirmed on radio the other day we will be seeing full frontal nudity on Uncut. Because it's online, 7 doesn't have to abide by the same rules and regulations as on linear TV"

So I don't know why the first episode was so timid.
Unless what Sonia meant was that they won't blur or censor genitals, they'll just avoid any camera angles that show them.
Hence Zach's mangina being ok.
 
Who would have thought that when you cast people who don't do anything but fuck, that most of the content would end up being sexual? No wonder the daily show is so excreble, there's literally nothing to show...
 
So we didn’t see Lewis or Jakes cock? I read somewhere else we did? I can’t be bothered watching the show to find them. So if anyone has them xx
 
Afflllate said:
Yeah Its the right titles (Luke is 33, Zach is like 22 or 24 or something?) but wrong guy onscreen. lol. tbf they have a similar kinda aesthetic in some ways.
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To be fair Zach does look more like 33. Must have had a hard life.

I'm guessing Luke doesn't stay too long - the show is making no effort to include him in the narrative. He barely featured in Uncut at all, and the only reason we've seen him so far is because he had the nerve to win the first challenge rather than one of the producers pets.
 
Brekkie said:
To be fair Zach does look more like 33. Must have had a hard life.

I'm guessing Luke doesn't stay too long - the show is making no effort to include him in the narrative. He barely featured in Uncut at all, and the only reason we've seen him so far is because he had the nerve to win the first challenge rather than one of the producers pets.
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Either that or nothing happens narratively with him until the end of the season, which is also quite possible...
 
So did Josh and Ari fuck in the throne room (or whatever it's called)? If you can call the lack-of-dancing-doona fucking that is...

For a show centred around "hot singles" getting it on, they were pretty starfish 😒
 
matts bb said:
So we didn’t see Lewis or Jakes cock? I read somewhere else we did? I can’t be bothered watching the show to find them. So if anyone has them xx
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The boys at on certain support group forum have you taken care of… There’s a clear shot of Jake’s. The other one was just a quick glance of someone’s as they adjusted their towel.
 
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