…evenin’ all… I’ve been looking forward to this episode tonight… all is good until they put on that fucking Liberals Ad ‘there’s a hole in your budget dear Labour dear Labour’… (which they will do)… the other night when they continuously played it I was so pissed off with it that I wrote my version of it and put it on the ‘Politics’ thread a couple of days ago… for those of you who don’t go to that thread… here it is…

You are fucked dear Liberals dear Liberals dear Liberals
you are fucked dear Liberals you’re going to hell!
why am I fucked asks Scomo asks Scomo asks Scomo
why am I fucked asks Scomo why am I fucked?
because you’re a maggot dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
you’re a maggot dear Scomo and your policies suck!

how can I fix it dear voter dear voter dear voter
how can I fix it dear voter dear voter please how?
too late you fucking moron you moron you moron
too late you moron you moron too late!
suck shit dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
suck shit you moron you moron it’s way too late!

but I don’t wanna go dear voter dear voter dear voter
I don’t wanna go dear voter my ego won’t stand it!
should’ve thought of that you fuckwit you fuckwit you fuckwit
should’ve thought of it fuckwit you’ve had several years
I’ll change dear voter dear voter dear voter
I’ll change dear voter dear voter I’ll change!

into what dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
into what dear Scomo dear Scomo a Snake?
now fuck off dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
fuck off dear Scomo dear Scomo fuck off
don’t come back you maggot you maggot you maggot
fuck off you scumbag and don’t dare come back!
…I fucking hate that Ad… that is what they should have sung… now back to Big Brother and ‘rent-a-dick’ Drew and ‘the greatest romance in the History of Big Brother’… yeah………. riiiiiiight!… cheers.