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Episode BBAU 2021 - Episode 27 Discussion (21 June, 7:30pm)

Who are your worst THREE HMs? Who would be your nightmare F3?

  • Danny

    Votes: 22 51.2%

  • Adriana

    Votes: 20 46.5%

  • SJ

    Votes: 18 41.9%

  • Ari

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • Christina

    Votes: 22 51.2%

  • Marley

    Votes: 15 34.9%

  • Sid

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…evenin’ all…this post has absolutely nothing to do with Big Brother but some of you may recall this post of mine from episode 23 on this thread…


…well… there’s been a development… I saw this same old biddy in Woolies supermarket on Saturday morning… (so she is obviously a ‘local’)… there I was with my sweet darling wife just casually shopping away… me just casually trundling away in my wheelchair… and over near the fruit and vegie area I spotted her… the Post Office farter!…

…she hadn’t seen me yet… the poor recipient of her rogue fart… (I’m calling myself the ‘fartee’… the victim of the ‘farter’)… I told my beloved sweet wife that I had seen something and that I was going over to have a closer look and off I scooted in my wheelchair over to the bakery section near to the fruit and vegies… it took a couple of minutes but she finally saw me… and… SHE BLOODY SMILED AT ME!……

…but I’m positive that it wasn’t a casual friendly smile… I’m convinced that it was a SMUG GRIN!… that’s right… a smug grin!… SHE KNOWS that I was that poor sucker in the Post Office that copped her fart in my face… I’m sure of it!… so when she ‘smiled’ (smug grinned) at me… was she now taking the piss out of me?… was she now showing me that she had ‘got away with it’… that she was now taunting me?… I’m totally convinced that it was all of the above!…

…well… now that I know that she is a ‘local’… I will now make it my life’s mission to one day sneak up on her and to elevate my wheelchair seat to it’s full height (yes I have one of those types) and pull up beside her… and fart in HER face!… then politely say “oh excuse me!” (something that she never did I might mention) and give her the biggest smug grin that I can muster… only then can there be justice done I reckon!… only then I will be able to rest!… anyway… I just thought that I would let you know… stay tuned for any further developments if you can be even bothered… watch this space… I am on a mission… beware old biddy… cheers.
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This saga has more character development than anything we’ve seen so far this season. I feel I know more about the Post Office farter than Sid.
 
This Byron Bay Brewery ad really takes me back to the days of rampant misogyny and White Australia Policy.
 
Did I miss Ari getting a spray tan?

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