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Bachelor In Paradise 2018

I'm a bit peeved that the Games aren't in the northern hemisphere as there's nothing to watch when I'm on nights. Don't take that without realising there's a firm tongue in cheek attitude. Seriously, anything like that is great to have a fix of. Football of any code gets tiresome. Loving the weight lifting as that's my area in the gym. Deadlifts in particular. Where is Sam Pang and why isn't there Roy and HG?
 
I know this is going to come across as totally bizarre but Keira always looks to me as if she's been in a neck brace and once it was removed her body stayed that way. She never looks comfortable.
 
Tara:... "Sam... if you love me... shave your head for me!"...
Sam:... "sorry Tara but there's someone that loves me even more than you do so I can't do that!"...
Tara:... "oh!... so somebody loves MORE than I do?... who is that?"...
Sam:... "me!... the hair is staying... end of story!"...

... cheers.
 
...this guy is REALLY irritating the shit out of me already... I like him!... stir the shit up sunshine!... cheers.
 
...and... **cue Jarrod to start up his 'psycho-killer stalking manic behaviour'**... it won't take too long lol!... cheers.
 
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